*Theo Samaritan knocks on the door
Theo Samaritan > Would you like to come to lowsec? Come on rookies come and play. I don't gank you anymore, come on to 0.4, we can clear your waaaaaaaay!
Theo Samaritan > Would you like to come to lowsec? Come on rookies come and play. I don't gank you anymore, come on to 0.4, we can clear your waaaaaaaay!
Reginald Sakakibara > In their inferiority, they believed they could rebel against the Empire. Their republic is both weak and pathetic.
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress
Kesper North: Fuck Asimov and the horse he rode in on.
Kesper North: Fuck him, John Snow.
Kesper North: And his three laws of robotics are hilarious.
Kesper North: WTB three laws of drone rules of engagement, amirite.
Kesper North: Fuck him, John Snow.
Kesper North: And his three laws of robotics are hilarious.
Kesper North: WTB three laws of drone rules of engagement, amirite.
Andreus Ixiris > Does anyone actually have units of Synthetic Coffee? I can never seem to find any.
Jandice Ymladris > aren't those sold on markets?
Andreus Ixiris > Jandice: They're a market item but I never see any on the market
Biggus Tankus > there are 2 Andreus in Lanngisi @ 875k per unit
Andreus Ixiris > And I thought prices at Starbucks were ridiculous
Jandice Ymladris > Remember, Free Sample
Jandice Ymladris > Then yo'ure hooked and they can milk you dry
Andreus Ixiris > I once saw a Free Sample on contract for a single ISK.
Jandice Ymladris > hope you bought it :p
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad.
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad because I realised there's someone out there in EVE who has a brilliant understanding of irony but he can only express himself through the contracts system
Jandice Ymladris > aren't those sold on markets?
Andreus Ixiris > Jandice: They're a market item but I never see any on the market
Biggus Tankus > there are 2 Andreus in Lanngisi @ 875k per unit
Andreus Ixiris > And I thought prices at Starbucks were ridiculous
Jandice Ymladris > Remember, Free Sample
Jandice Ymladris > Then yo'ure hooked and they can milk you dry
Andreus Ixiris > I once saw a Free Sample on contract for a single ISK.
Jandice Ymladris > hope you bought it :p
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad.
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad because I realised there's someone out there in EVE who has a brilliant understanding of irony but he can only express himself through the contracts system
Eri Nihil > Welcome to EVE. What is "user-friendly", and can I shoot it for ISK?
Bluekillington Spywoxer > Hello. I am an entirely trustworthy militia member. Does anyone have any information for me regarding fleets or strategic objectives? Would any rich corps like to recruit me? Once again I am totally trustworthy.
Kilin Darathio > vodka goes well with everything except decisions
Eddieguin Renalard > I find the particles that behave differently depending on whether or not they are being observed very.... untrustworthy
Jason Marshall > THIS IS MY LAST SITE
Jason Marshall > WIFE IS NAKED
Jason Marshall > HOLY SHIT
Jason Marshall > KILL THESE DELTOLES NOW
Jason Marshall > NO SHES LEANING IN THE HALLWAY STARING
Jason Marshall > IM EAITHER DEAD OR GETTING LAID AGAIN
Jason Marshall > WIFE IS NAKED
Jason Marshall > HOLY SHIT
Jason Marshall > KILL THESE DELTOLES NOW
Jason Marshall > NO SHES LEANING IN THE HALLWAY STARING
Jason Marshall > IM EAITHER DEAD OR GETTING LAID AGAIN
Ciarente > I find the idea of caldari porn vaguely disturbing
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."