Uri Maximov > There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
it would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
it would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].
Mss Darkness > kiddiecare, bbiab
Stella SGP > awe look the tough minnie pvper is doing kiddie care
Kyrall > hahaha
Arro Cera > lol
Arro Cera > the words "minnie" or "minmatar" and "pvper" dont go in the same sentence
Stella SGP > yea but minmatar guys look the toughest in the game if u ask me
Arro Cera > EVER
Arro Cera > :p
Kyrall > erm... nanos?
Arro Cera > thats not pvping
Kyrall > LOL
Arro Cera > its going fast and shooting guns
Stella SGP > awe look the tough minnie pvper is doing kiddie care
Kyrall > hahaha
Arro Cera > lol
Arro Cera > the words "minnie" or "minmatar" and "pvper" dont go in the same sentence
Stella SGP > yea but minmatar guys look the toughest in the game if u ask me
Arro Cera > EVER
Arro Cera > :p
Kyrall > erm... nanos?
Arro Cera > thats not pvping
Kyrall > LOL
Arro Cera > its going fast and shooting guns
Khellias> And now, the Four Mining Methods of the Empires.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
-In the Rookie help channel-
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
Iracham > the uncertainty principle dictates that whenever two women are alone in a room, they are engaged in lesbian sex.
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
Nykitah > If EVE was the Internet, Jita would be 4chan...
Tiffy Mezzier > I've decided that women have a 20% logic resistance bonus per level
Chrysalis Kashaar > my god
Chrysalis Kashaar > this girl is threatening to cry at the airport when I leave tomorrow
Chrysalis Kashaar > I never had anyone cry when I left
Chrysalis Kashaar > they usually just cry when I arrive
Chrysalis Kashaar > ...
Chrysalis Kashaar > this girl is threatening to cry at the airport when I leave tomorrow
Chrysalis Kashaar > I never had anyone cry when I left
Chrysalis Kashaar > they usually just cry when I arrive
Chrysalis Kashaar > ...
Tnam > its heizenbergs uncertainty principle, if you observe an expensive russian ship, it has already logged off
Norven > whats wrong with a 48 page mining guide?