Reginald Sakakibara > In their inferiority, they believed they could rebel against the Empire. Their republic is both weak and pathetic.
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress
Kesper North: Fuck Asimov and the horse he rode in on.
Kesper North: Fuck him, John Snow.
Kesper North: And his three laws of robotics are hilarious.
Kesper North: WTB three laws of drone rules of engagement, amirite.
Kesper North: Fuck him, John Snow.
Kesper North: And his three laws of robotics are hilarious.
Kesper North: WTB three laws of drone rules of engagement, amirite.
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Liafcipe9000 > I just jetted some cap boosters into a can
Liafcipe9000 > and it's gone O_O
Liafcipe9000 > IT'S FCKING GONE
Barzhad > magic
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Barzhad > check if you accidentally trashed it
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > I saw the can
Barzhad > or sold it (check wallet/orders)
Liafcipe9000 > I FCKING SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > dude
Liafcipe9000 > i'm in space
Liafcipe9000 > dead space
Barzhad > maybe the can expired
Liafcipe9000 > in 2 seconds?
Liafcipe9000 > TWO SECONDS?!
Barzhad > how long was it there?
Liafcipe9000 > 2 seconds
Barzhad > petition
Liafcipe9000 > maybe there's some1 cloaked here 2.1K off the thing
Barzhad > maybe you switched to another overvie where you don't see the can?
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > DUDE
Liafcipe9000 > I SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > THEN I SAW THE CAN DISAPPEAR
Liafcipe9000 > AFTER TWO FCKING SECONDS
Barzhad > damn.
Liafcipe9000 > wait.
Liafcipe9000 > WAIT.
Liafcipe9000 > i'm so stupid
Barzhad > so what was it?
Liafcipe9000 > OF COURSE.
Liafcipe9000 > I'm sitting next to a tractor unit that I deployed
Liafcipe9000 > o
Liafcipe9000 > /emote shoots himself
Kalrissia > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Liafcipe9000 > so fail :(
Liafcipe9000 > please kill me.
Liafcipe9000 > now.
Liafcipe9000 > I just jetted some cap boosters into a can
Liafcipe9000 > and it's gone O_O
Liafcipe9000 > IT'S FCKING GONE
Barzhad > magic
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Barzhad > check if you accidentally trashed it
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > I saw the can
Barzhad > or sold it (check wallet/orders)
Liafcipe9000 > I FCKING SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > dude
Liafcipe9000 > i'm in space
Liafcipe9000 > dead space
Barzhad > maybe the can expired
Liafcipe9000 > in 2 seconds?
Liafcipe9000 > TWO SECONDS?!
Barzhad > how long was it there?
Liafcipe9000 > 2 seconds
Barzhad > petition
Liafcipe9000 > maybe there's some1 cloaked here 2.1K off the thing
Barzhad > maybe you switched to another overvie where you don't see the can?
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > DUDE
Liafcipe9000 > I SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > THEN I SAW THE CAN DISAPPEAR
Liafcipe9000 > AFTER TWO FCKING SECONDS
Barzhad > damn.
Liafcipe9000 > wait.
Liafcipe9000 > WAIT.
Liafcipe9000 > i'm so stupid
Barzhad > so what was it?
Liafcipe9000 > OF COURSE.
Liafcipe9000 > I'm sitting next to a tractor unit that I deployed
Liafcipe9000 > o
Liafcipe9000 > /emote shoots himself
Kalrissia > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Liafcipe9000 > so fail :(
Liafcipe9000 > please kill me.
Liafcipe9000 > now.
Eri Nihil > Welcome to EVE. What is "user-friendly", and can I shoot it for ISK?
Bluekillington Spywoxer > Hello. I am an entirely trustworthy militia member. Does anyone have any information for me regarding fleets or strategic objectives? Would any rich corps like to recruit me? Once again I am totally trustworthy.
RlgorMortls > Nakiti Seklati that story was a better story than twilight
Ta'jek > the ingredients panel for corn flakes is a better story then Twilight
Ta'jek > the ingredients panel for corn flakes is a better story then Twilight
Kilin Darathio > vodka goes well with everything except decisions
Eddieguin Renalard > I find the particles that behave differently depending on whether or not they are being observed very.... untrustworthy
korek krull > ok this is boring
Townsend Harris > start posting porn
MrSteack > the good kind
Townsend Harris > good porn in fleet
Townsend Harris > bad porn in local
Townsend Harris > start posting porn
MrSteack > the good kind
Townsend Harris > good porn in fleet
Townsend Harris > bad porn in local
Jason Marshall > THIS IS MY LAST SITE
Jason Marshall > WIFE IS NAKED
Jason Marshall > HOLY SHIT
Jason Marshall > KILL THESE DELTOLES NOW
Jason Marshall > NO SHES LEANING IN THE HALLWAY STARING
Jason Marshall > IM EAITHER DEAD OR GETTING LAID AGAIN
Jason Marshall > WIFE IS NAKED
Jason Marshall > HOLY SHIT
Jason Marshall > KILL THESE DELTOLES NOW
Jason Marshall > NO SHES LEANING IN THE HALLWAY STARING
Jason Marshall > IM EAITHER DEAD OR GETTING LAID AGAIN