Grak Yarn > Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Yuki Li > you're about as gangster as my grandparents
Yuki Li > you're about as gangster as my grandparents
-In the Rookie help channel-
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
Iracham > the uncertainty principle dictates that whenever two women are alone in a room, they are engaged in lesbian sex.
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
Tiffy Mezzier > I've decided that women have a 20% logic resistance bonus per level
<CASSistheMAX> my wife is like a sexual camel
<wizzard66> she drinks alot?
<Eskalin> spitting and smelly?
<wizzard66> everyone rides her?
<wizzard66> she drinks alot?
<Eskalin> spitting and smelly?
<wizzard66> everyone rides her?
AANGA > the tourists in my hanger said they were going to get upset if I dindt let the prisoners out for their daily exercise- then the fking refugees jumped in and said they felt like the slaves in the other room
AANGA > and the janitors and elite janitors bitched about having to clean up livestock poo
AANGA > so I broke out the spiced wine and spirits and they'reall happy
Windsoord Maelstrom > pfft give them some exotic dancers
AANGA > the marines had them arrested for indescent exposure
ma'eul > wait
ma'eul > what happaned to the damsel in distress then?
AANGA > the slaver hounds ate her
AANGA > and the janitors and elite janitors bitched about having to clean up livestock poo
AANGA > so I broke out the spiced wine and spirits and they'reall happy
Windsoord Maelstrom > pfft give them some exotic dancers
AANGA > the marines had them arrested for indescent exposure
ma'eul > wait
ma'eul > what happaned to the damsel in distress then?
AANGA > the slaver hounds ate her
weedmasta > lets go kill shiet
weedmasta > this is not a fucking tea party
Yblarbo Janks > i beg to differ
Yblarbo Janks > we are drinking tea and fucking each other
Yblarbo Janks > its a fucking tea party!
Ikthorn Balhar > you should see how hard it is to hold a teacup while in a man-train
weedmasta > this is not a fucking tea party
Yblarbo Janks > i beg to differ
Yblarbo Janks > we are drinking tea and fucking each other
Yblarbo Janks > its a fucking tea party!
Ikthorn Balhar > you should see how hard it is to hold a teacup while in a man-train
Chrysalis Kashaar > my god
Chrysalis Kashaar > this girl is threatening to cry at the airport when I leave tomorrow
Chrysalis Kashaar > I never had anyone cry when I left
Chrysalis Kashaar > they usually just cry when I arrive
Chrysalis Kashaar > ...
Chrysalis Kashaar > this girl is threatening to cry at the airport when I leave tomorrow
Chrysalis Kashaar > I never had anyone cry when I left
Chrysalis Kashaar > they usually just cry when I arrive
Chrysalis Kashaar > ...
NGTM1R > You want to know what it is to abandon all hope of getting out of an op alive, listen to somebody call a shuttle primary on TS.
Tnam > its heizenbergs uncertainty principle, if you observe an expensive russian ship, it has already logged off