Blutreiter > Sidyin
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
Jin Entres > EVE is as stable as an agitated bull that just found his cow being humped by a horse
Magdalena'Graaf > hostile BS at UER gate
Serkis > why dont you kill it?
Magdalena'Graaf > because my kestrel had difficulties firing 175km
Serkis > why dont you kill it?
Magdalena'Graaf > because my kestrel had difficulties firing 175km
Gryphin Rambaldi > what's the story in KDF?
Jacob Majestic > last time I checked it was clear
Jacob Majestic > that was about two weeks ago though
Jacob Majestic > last time I checked it was clear
Jacob Majestic > that was about two weeks ago though
Jaeger Orlofsson > oh ffs! i keep undocking without emptying my hold
Jaeger Orlofsson > 3 times now
MFWood > lol
Shanna Merrick > sounds like my sexlife......
Jaeger Orlofsson > 3 times now
MFWood > lol
Shanna Merrick > sounds like my sexlife......
Devilish Ledoux > nine days, bitches
neo samu > what you training for?
Devilish Ledoux > Vagabond
Devilish Ledoux > it's going to be horrifying
neo samu > hmm, a vagabond must be blood raider rat heaven
neo samu > with those resists I mean
Devilish Ledoux > rat?
Devilish Ledoux > RAT?!
Devilish Ledoux > BLASPHEMY!!!!!
neo samu > if you want safe cash!
Devilish Ledoux > BURN, HERETIC!!!!!
neo samu > well, officers are rats!
Devilish Ledoux > I have never killed one
neo samu > well, if you were riding around in your vagabond and you saw one, what would you do?
neo samu > huh huh!
Devilish Ledoux > kill the guy trying to pop it
neo samu > if it was only you there!
Devilish Ledoux > I'd wait
neo samu > what you training for?
Devilish Ledoux > Vagabond
Devilish Ledoux > it's going to be horrifying
neo samu > hmm, a vagabond must be blood raider rat heaven
neo samu > with those resists I mean
Devilish Ledoux > rat?
Devilish Ledoux > RAT?!
Devilish Ledoux > BLASPHEMY!!!!!
neo samu > if you want safe cash!
Devilish Ledoux > BURN, HERETIC!!!!!
neo samu > well, officers are rats!
Devilish Ledoux > I have never killed one
neo samu > well, if you were riding around in your vagabond and you saw one, what would you do?
neo samu > huh huh!
Devilish Ledoux > kill the guy trying to pop it
neo samu > if it was only you there!
Devilish Ledoux > I'd wait
* Grez gets out his penis and starts stabing horza with it
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
GRIEV3R > hey ppl I have a question
ArmaggedonPSA > lol
GRIEV3R > how can I get my targeting range higher?
Locutus ofBorg > sensor booster
GRIEV3R > I have 3 sensor booster II's on my mega, with long-range targeting at 4, and I can only target out to 87 km
GRIEV3R > wtf?
Locutus ofBorg > sounds like you suck
Requiescat > sounds like you're damped.
Requiescat > also you need to activate them
Requiescat > lol
GRIEV3R > .....
GRIEV3R > /emote is such a damn noob
Requiescat > :D
GRIEV3R > you have to activate them
Locutus ofBorg > lol
Requiescat > omg
GRIEV3R > sonofabitch
Requiescat > owned
Locutus ofBorg > rofl
ArmaggedonPSA > lol
GRIEV3R > how can I get my targeting range higher?
Locutus ofBorg > sensor booster
GRIEV3R > I have 3 sensor booster II's on my mega, with long-range targeting at 4, and I can only target out to 87 km
GRIEV3R > wtf?
Locutus ofBorg > sounds like you suck
Requiescat > sounds like you're damped.
Requiescat > also you need to activate them
Requiescat > lol
GRIEV3R > .....
GRIEV3R > /emote is such a damn noob
Requiescat > :D
GRIEV3R > you have to activate them
Locutus ofBorg > lol
Requiescat > omg
GRIEV3R > sonofabitch
Requiescat > owned
Locutus ofBorg > rofl
Clavain Treesmighter > god damn it, why can't you reprocess homeless people
<RollinDutchMasters> i wish i could combine EVE with oregon trail
<RollinDutchMasters> shoot at buffalo only to watch them run away with stabs and log off
<RollinDutchMasters> shoot at buffalo only to watch them run away with stabs and log off