Theo Samaritan > Scotty the docking manager is too obese to reach the panel right now. You must wait 30 seconds for his fat rolls to gain enough momentum to swing him into the docking release.
Telsia Zadashi > Yo mama's so fat, she can't fit through a class 10 wormhole
Clawz0r > I dont get it
Telsia Zadashi > clawzor: wormholes are limited by the amount of mass that can go through them
Jake Samuel > class 10s can take friggen Moms
Captain Da > ...but not your mom
Captain Da > ...because she's so fat
Clawz0r > I dont get it
Telsia Zadashi > clawzor: wormholes are limited by the amount of mass that can go through them
Jake Samuel > class 10s can take friggen Moms
Captain Da > ...but not your mom
Captain Da > ...because she's so fat
Darthewok > the reason they are called caps is because people type in caps lock when they get tackled
Darthewok > HELP HELP MY CARRIERS BEEN TACKLED
Darthewok > HELP HELP MY CARRIERS BEEN TACKLED
Keelan Sage > we just lost 2 dreads
Keelan Sage > seiging a pos
Keelan Sage > to self-destruct
Jiro Rans > People like sieging so much they sd'd?
Keelan Sage > people were fucking around
Keelan Sage > and didn't turn it off
Jiro Rans > Darwinism
Keelan Sage > seiging a pos
Keelan Sage > to self-destruct
Jiro Rans > People like sieging so much they sd'd?
Keelan Sage > people were fucking around
Keelan Sage > and didn't turn it off
Jiro Rans > Darwinism
Yuki Li > meanwhile in aridia a carrier became sentient and ate 14 asteroids and 3 miners in an attempt to solve the mystery of what breakfast is
ArmyOfMe > i swear my drones have become even more stupid after the patch
Wanna Kill > as usually im way ahead of you, my drones have been drooling idiots for ages
Wanna Kill > as usually im way ahead of you, my drones have been drooling idiots for ages
<HerioMortis> You know you are a geek when you use POS anchoring timers to time your owen pizza...
<Trinexx> I've been wondering why my toilet was spitting out lettuce all damn night
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
Zimobo Rugmuncher > eves learning curve is like mt. everest only there is a guy at the top with a m60....
Grak Yarn > Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Yuki Li > you're about as gangster as my grandparents
Yuki Li > you're about as gangster as my grandparents