Camper101 > finally found a way to play eve at work
Camper101 > open excel, close your eyes and let your imagination flow
Camper101 > open excel, close your eyes and let your imagination flow
Juno Kilbride > A Freudian slip, is that when you say one thing when you mean your mother?
Juno Kilbride > * another
Juno Kilbride > * another
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
korek krull > ok this is boring
Townsend Harris > start posting porn
MrSteack > the good kind
Townsend Harris > good porn in fleet
Townsend Harris > bad porn in local
Townsend Harris > start posting porn
MrSteack > the good kind
Townsend Harris > good porn in fleet
Townsend Harris > bad porn in local
Mechanical Chicken > Having a kid would be like talking to YouTube commenters every single day
Mechanical Chicken > AND I have to spend money to keep them alive
Mechanical Chicken > AND I have to spend money to keep them alive
FatDrummy > The entire Pakistani military have written a letter to the UN begging for help in locating their mouths and chins.
It seems they have trouble in finding anything that has been right under their fucking noses for years.
It seems they have trouble in finding anything that has been right under their fucking noses for years.
Gavjack Bunk > There was a lot of french online this morning
Gavjack Bunk > Almost as though they're all on strike or something
Gavjack Bunk > Almost as though they're all on strike or something
Shamahr Hakeime > o/
Shamahr Hakeime > England match on the TV tonight
Xanandu > lol
authochthonian > park your ships sham
Shamahr Hakeime > already docked
Shamahr Hakeime > *just* in case
authochthonian > can't be dealing with another sham incident tonight ^_^
Teiruzu > What happend last time then? :p
Shamahr Hakeime > nah - the laughter might make everyone's sides collapse
Shamahr Hakeime > jumped a faction fit Machariel into a low sec gate camp
Shamahr Hakeime > one of my proudest moments
Teiruzu > I would have payed to see that :p
Shamahr Hakeime > what annoys everyone in corp is that I got out safely
authochthonian > hell yeah
authochthonian > we seriously could do with bottling that luck of yours
Lord Hellsings > we'd be trillionaires!
Shamahr Hakeime > I have a deal with him upstairs
Shamahr Hakeime > I do stupid shit to give him a regular giggle and he makes sure I don't die doing it
authochthonian > lol
authochthonian > Gods jester
Shamahr Hakeime > indeed
Shamahr Hakeime > my new title
Shamahr Hakeime > England match on the TV tonight
Xanandu > lol
authochthonian > park your ships sham
Shamahr Hakeime > already docked
Shamahr Hakeime > *just* in case
authochthonian > can't be dealing with another sham incident tonight ^_^
Teiruzu > What happend last time then? :p
Shamahr Hakeime > nah - the laughter might make everyone's sides collapse
Shamahr Hakeime > jumped a faction fit Machariel into a low sec gate camp
Shamahr Hakeime > one of my proudest moments
Teiruzu > I would have payed to see that :p
Shamahr Hakeime > what annoys everyone in corp is that I got out safely
authochthonian > hell yeah
authochthonian > we seriously could do with bottling that luck of yours
Lord Hellsings > we'd be trillionaires!
Shamahr Hakeime > I have a deal with him upstairs
Shamahr Hakeime > I do stupid shit to give him a regular giggle and he makes sure I don't die doing it
authochthonian > lol
authochthonian > Gods jester
Shamahr Hakeime > indeed
Shamahr Hakeime > my new title
<PrismX> STOP CONFUSING ME WITH SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY GIVES OUT INFORMATION
Mazzic Karde > And the server gods did descend from the heavens above and said 'Let there be lag'. And it was bad.