Camper101 > finally found a way to play eve at work
Camper101 > open excel, close your eyes and let your imagination flow
Camper101 > open excel, close your eyes and let your imagination flow
Juno Kilbride > A Freudian slip, is that when you say one thing when you mean your mother?
Juno Kilbride > * another
Juno Kilbride > * another
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
korek krull > ok this is boring
Townsend Harris > start posting porn
MrSteack > the good kind
Townsend Harris > good porn in fleet
Townsend Harris > bad porn in local
Townsend Harris > start posting porn
MrSteack > the good kind
Townsend Harris > good porn in fleet
Townsend Harris > bad porn in local
Mechanical Chicken > Having a kid would be like talking to YouTube commenters every single day
Mechanical Chicken > AND I have to spend money to keep them alive
Mechanical Chicken > AND I have to spend money to keep them alive
Poaw > Our tactics manual is just a fold out poster with the word "MORE" with a size 400 font.
Par'Gellen > yeah the faction ships on the market now is pure wintaters
Par'Nabuk > wots taters?
* Par'Gellen smacks his alt!
Rukhov Chmee > Wow.
Rukhov Chmee > I love when people are such losers that they speak to themselves on both their own alts.
Par'Gellen > glad I could amuse you with my fail :D
Par'Gellen > it's why i exist
Rukhov Chmee > You exist to fail.. Guess god has given up
Par'Gellen > how do they know YOU aren't one of my alts?
Rukhov Chmee > Because I am in a different corp, and my name is made of win.
Gretchen Ross > your name is misspelled
Rukhov Chmee > Really now, Gretchen?
Rukhov Chmee > What do you think the correct spelling is?
Gretchen Ross > cock sucker
Par'Nabuk > wots taters?
* Par'Gellen smacks his alt!
Rukhov Chmee > Wow.
Rukhov Chmee > I love when people are such losers that they speak to themselves on both their own alts.
Par'Gellen > glad I could amuse you with my fail :D
Par'Gellen > it's why i exist
Rukhov Chmee > You exist to fail.. Guess god has given up
Par'Gellen > how do they know YOU aren't one of my alts?
Rukhov Chmee > Because I am in a different corp, and my name is made of win.
Gretchen Ross > your name is misspelled
Rukhov Chmee > Really now, Gretchen?
Rukhov Chmee > What do you think the correct spelling is?
Gretchen Ross > cock sucker
Gavjack Bunk > There was a lot of french online this morning
Gavjack Bunk > Almost as though they're all on strike or something
Gavjack Bunk > Almost as though they're all on strike or something
Shamahr Hakeime > o/
Shamahr Hakeime > England match on the TV tonight
Xanandu > lol
authochthonian > park your ships sham
Shamahr Hakeime > already docked
Shamahr Hakeime > *just* in case
authochthonian > can't be dealing with another sham incident tonight ^_^
Teiruzu > What happend last time then? :p
Shamahr Hakeime > nah - the laughter might make everyone's sides collapse
Shamahr Hakeime > jumped a faction fit Machariel into a low sec gate camp
Shamahr Hakeime > one of my proudest moments
Teiruzu > I would have payed to see that :p
Shamahr Hakeime > what annoys everyone in corp is that I got out safely
authochthonian > hell yeah
authochthonian > we seriously could do with bottling that luck of yours
Lord Hellsings > we'd be trillionaires!
Shamahr Hakeime > I have a deal with him upstairs
Shamahr Hakeime > I do stupid shit to give him a regular giggle and he makes sure I don't die doing it
authochthonian > lol
authochthonian > Gods jester
Shamahr Hakeime > indeed
Shamahr Hakeime > my new title
Shamahr Hakeime > England match on the TV tonight
Xanandu > lol
authochthonian > park your ships sham
Shamahr Hakeime > already docked
Shamahr Hakeime > *just* in case
authochthonian > can't be dealing with another sham incident tonight ^_^
Teiruzu > What happend last time then? :p
Shamahr Hakeime > nah - the laughter might make everyone's sides collapse
Shamahr Hakeime > jumped a faction fit Machariel into a low sec gate camp
Shamahr Hakeime > one of my proudest moments
Teiruzu > I would have payed to see that :p
Shamahr Hakeime > what annoys everyone in corp is that I got out safely
authochthonian > hell yeah
authochthonian > we seriously could do with bottling that luck of yours
Lord Hellsings > we'd be trillionaires!
Shamahr Hakeime > I have a deal with him upstairs
Shamahr Hakeime > I do stupid shit to give him a regular giggle and he makes sure I don't die doing it
authochthonian > lol
authochthonian > Gods jester
Shamahr Hakeime > indeed
Shamahr Hakeime > my new title
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