Iwannah Spankjoo > Sccar, 2-6 hostile and so is 5Z
Nuala Reece > hostile like mildly unfriendly, or hostile like OMFG they're everywhere?
Nuala Reece > hostile like mildly unfriendly, or hostile like OMFG they're everywhere?
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sathrai > what happen :(
Tigivo Eckhart > for jagg torps
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ishmael Hansen > I would say a myrm is down
groszekPtysiowy > siren
Ishmael Hansen > wild guess
groszekPtysiowy > calm down
Skyrezz > where
Siren Sylvanis > no
Siren Sylvanis > It has been twenty minutes
Siren Sylvanis > one disconnect
Ishmael Hansen > officer?
Siren Sylvanis > one scooping of drones after disconnect
Siren Sylvanis > in this system
Siren Sylvanis > with an isk farmer
Siren Sylvanis > talking to him in chinese
Siren Sylvanis > about his family, about his job,
Siren Sylvanis > about my life in the US.
Tigivo Eckhart > ...?
Sathrai > he's been luring in an isk farmer
Sathrai > setting it all up
Siren Sylvanis > Convincing him I'm a farmer too
Siren Sylvanis > I had him convinced
Sathrai > then I guess this blue showed up and fucked it all up?
Siren Sylvanis > then a blue raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > it's twenty more minutes talking to the Raven
Siren Sylvanis > asking him to leave
Siren Sylvanis > he's like "no, I'm hunting isk farmers
Siren Sylvanis > so eventually
Siren Sylvanis > I find the blue at a belt
Siren Sylvanis > I yell at the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank him together
Ishmael Hansen > tried to convo him?
Siren Sylvanis > I try to tell the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank the blue
groszekPtysiowy > AND?
Siren Sylvanis > isk farmer warps to me as blue warps out and leaves system
Siren Sylvanis > I scram, dual web, nos the farmer
Siren Sylvanis > he's in armor
Siren Sylvanis > totally fucked
Siren Sylvanis > then....... an NPC cruiser jams me.
Siren Sylvanis > He warps out.
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sathrai > what happen :(
Tigivo Eckhart > for jagg torps
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ishmael Hansen > I would say a myrm is down
groszekPtysiowy > siren
Ishmael Hansen > wild guess
groszekPtysiowy > calm down
Skyrezz > where
Siren Sylvanis > no
Siren Sylvanis > It has been twenty minutes
Siren Sylvanis > one disconnect
Ishmael Hansen > officer?
Siren Sylvanis > one scooping of drones after disconnect
Siren Sylvanis > in this system
Siren Sylvanis > with an isk farmer
Siren Sylvanis > talking to him in chinese
Siren Sylvanis > about his family, about his job,
Siren Sylvanis > about my life in the US.
Tigivo Eckhart > ...?
Sathrai > he's been luring in an isk farmer
Sathrai > setting it all up
Siren Sylvanis > Convincing him I'm a farmer too
Siren Sylvanis > I had him convinced
Sathrai > then I guess this blue showed up and fucked it all up?
Siren Sylvanis > then a blue raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > it's twenty more minutes talking to the Raven
Siren Sylvanis > asking him to leave
Siren Sylvanis > he's like "no, I'm hunting isk farmers
Siren Sylvanis > so eventually
Siren Sylvanis > I find the blue at a belt
Siren Sylvanis > I yell at the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank him together
Ishmael Hansen > tried to convo him?
Siren Sylvanis > I try to tell the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank the blue
groszekPtysiowy > AND?
Siren Sylvanis > isk farmer warps to me as blue warps out and leaves system
Siren Sylvanis > I scram, dual web, nos the farmer
Siren Sylvanis > he's in armor
Siren Sylvanis > totally fucked
Siren Sylvanis > then....... an NPC cruiser jams me.
Siren Sylvanis > He warps out.
Karlemgne > Can anyone possibly explain to me how I killed a wolf
Karlemgne > fitted with civilian auto-cannons
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > O.O
Feral Karkassia > I don't know
Karlemgne > Yep
Feral Karkassia > but please pod it for me
mandaro > What the frak?
Feral Karkassia > I call ebay
Karlemgne > Oh, I did pod
Karlemgne > The funny part is
Karlemgne > I was in my domi
Karlemgne > It took me over 20 seconds to lock the pod.
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > his capsule decided life with the body was not worth the shame and refused to warp.
Karlemgne > haha
Feral Karkassia > sounds like one of those "Is this guy actually.. NOT... gonna... warp???"
Feral Karkassia > squishguessnot
Karlemgne > I can imagine the voice of aura "I refuse to warp you because you are an idiot"
Karlemgne > fitted with civilian auto-cannons
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > O.O
Feral Karkassia > I don't know
Karlemgne > Yep
Feral Karkassia > but please pod it for me
mandaro > What the frak?
Feral Karkassia > I call ebay
Karlemgne > Oh, I did pod
Karlemgne > The funny part is
Karlemgne > I was in my domi
Karlemgne > It took me over 20 seconds to lock the pod.
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > his capsule decided life with the body was not worth the shame and refused to warp.
Karlemgne > haha
Feral Karkassia > sounds like one of those "Is this guy actually.. NOT... gonna... warp???"
Feral Karkassia > squishguessnot
Karlemgne > I can imagine the voice of aura "I refuse to warp you because you are an idiot"
Shodana > minmatar starship construction: 1 Large Magnet, 1 Large Debris Field, 2 hours of spare time.
Antinea > with Wing Command trained at lvl 1, what can I do?
Bacchanalian > train it to 2?
Bacchanalian > train it to 2?
Azirapheal > wt5s brain, barely used
Marcathonas > it's broken
Marcathonas > he's a scammer!
Azirapheal > her
Marcathonas > her's a scammer?
Marcathonas > REALLY BROKEN
Marcathonas > it's broken
Marcathonas > he's a scammer!
Azirapheal > her
Marcathonas > her's a scammer?
Marcathonas > REALLY BROKEN
(Klauz) fucks sake
(Klauz) this fucking
(Klauz) shit hardener
(Klauz) wont turn on
(Klauz) jesus
(Klauz) this Drake is using thermic missiles
(Klauz) and my
(Klauz) thermic hardener
(Klauz) is bugging
(Klauz) wont turn on
...
(Klauz) oh jesus christ almighty
(Klauz) I fitted a plating by accident
(Klauz) this fucking
(Klauz) shit hardener
(Klauz) wont turn on
(Klauz) jesus
(Klauz) this Drake is using thermic missiles
(Klauz) and my
(Klauz) thermic hardener
(Klauz) is bugging
(Klauz) wont turn on
...
(Klauz) oh jesus christ almighty
(Klauz) I fitted a plating by accident
Rooker > man, that chili I ate last night is doin bad things to me this morning :x
Thormbus > bad thing to you rooker or those around you?
Rooker > well, the cat is hiding in the closet and the smoke alarm's gone off twice......
Thormbus > bad thing to you rooker or those around you?
Rooker > well, the cat is hiding in the closet and the smoke alarm's gone off twice......
Vivian321 > anyone feel laggy?
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Jin Entres > EVE is as stable as an agitated bull that just found his cow being humped by a horse