Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Vivian321 > anyone feel laggy?
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Doc Lemming > sokhar, its pronounced like sucker, right?
Sokhar > no fgt
socomplaya72 > lol doc
Sokhar > that's so tires
Sokhar > tired
Wilkil > LOL
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > o/ Socom
Sokhar > seriously, you just made a doby joke
Doc Lemming > 'suck her' then?
Sokhar > and doby had some sickningly lame jokes
socomplaya72 > lol doc
socomplaya72 > hi emrys
Wilkil > LOL
Sokhar > see my name is from sg-1 so you can only pronounce it one way
Sokhar > assclown
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > hahahaaaa
DJ SARGE > sokhar .. language
Shadron Silvernost > you pronounce it assclown?
Yokan Daifuku > bump!
Doc Lemming > ok, ill pronounce it assclown
Sokhar > no fgt
socomplaya72 > lol doc
Sokhar > that's so tires
Sokhar > tired
Wilkil > LOL
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > o/ Socom
Sokhar > seriously, you just made a doby joke
Doc Lemming > 'suck her' then?
Sokhar > and doby had some sickningly lame jokes
socomplaya72 > lol doc
socomplaya72 > hi emrys
Wilkil > LOL
Sokhar > see my name is from sg-1 so you can only pronounce it one way
Sokhar > assclown
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > hahahaaaa
DJ SARGE > sokhar .. language
Shadron Silvernost > you pronounce it assclown?
Yokan Daifuku > bump!
Doc Lemming > ok, ill pronounce it assclown
Minuteman > This system is so Russian, that if you put up a POS at a moon, you can harvest vodka.
<Millis> is acidcharm a girl?
<Kaygo> yes
<Millis> ...
<Millis> I got nervous for a while there
<Kaygo> lol
<Millis> thought Michael Jackson was on our ts
<Kaygo> yes
<Millis> ...
<Millis> I got nervous for a while there
<Kaygo> lol
<Millis> thought Michael Jackson was on our ts
* Grez gets out his penis and starts stabing horza with it
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
Condan Cardew > i would expect you would know what your doing since your from SWA to begin with and have been in Eagles Den 3 times
Xelphior > just switched corps
Xelphior > from Eagles Den to Eagles Den Industries
Condan Cardew > its still part of Eagles Den
Xelphior > yes
Condan Cardew > i looked at your employment history
Condan Cardew > my GF is in Eagles Den so i have rather high expectations of anyone in there
Xelphior > Jane Rance?
Condan Cardew > she is in the CAG division
Condan Cardew > Chiich
Xelphior > lol chiich is a dude
Xelphior > i know i talk with him on vent
Condan Cardew > well fuck then he had me fooled for nearly 2 months now
Xelphior > just switched corps
Xelphior > from Eagles Den to Eagles Den Industries
Condan Cardew > its still part of Eagles Den
Xelphior > yes
Condan Cardew > i looked at your employment history
Condan Cardew > my GF is in Eagles Den so i have rather high expectations of anyone in there
Xelphior > Jane Rance?
Condan Cardew > she is in the CAG division
Condan Cardew > Chiich
Xelphior > lol chiich is a dude
Xelphior > i know i talk with him on vent
Condan Cardew > well fuck then he had me fooled for nearly 2 months now
Go Team > beagle going 1400m/sec hehe
Shaydin > beagle ?
Go Team > yup
Yazoul Samaiel > blaster eagle
Yazoul Samaiel > u nub :P
Shaydin > u Caldari r nuts
Go Team > vambeagle really
Go Team > 2 E50s on
Shaydin > So a typhoon with Autos and torps would be ?
Go Team > shit
Shaydin > beagle ?
Go Team > yup
Yazoul Samaiel > blaster eagle
Yazoul Samaiel > u nub :P
Shaydin > u Caldari r nuts
Go Team > vambeagle really
Go Team > 2 E50s on
Shaydin > So a typhoon with Autos and torps would be ?
Go Team > shit
Yorlbie > whoops.
Yorlbie > you know, servers do not like being fed paperclips
Byrn Daar > Retched Server! Time to die! Suck paperclips!
Yorlbie > pretty close
Yorlbie > ran an updater for the rom, that flipped all the fans to full speed, and sucked a paperclip off the desk in front of it
Yorlbie > hm. wonder if i let all the magic smoke out
Yorlbie > nah, looks like the fan just got chewed a bit by the paperclip
Yorlbie > silly plastic fan trying to eat a paperclip
Porkie > o.0
Yorlbie > this thing used to have some kinda lint-guard mesh thingy in front of the fans to prevent things getting sucked into them. wonder what happened to them
Jadawin Darke > the fans ate tehm
Yorlbie > stupid hungry fans
Jadawin Darke > have you fed them any meat recently
Jadawin Darke > or icecream
Porkie > wtf
Dragonsoul > lol?
Yorlbie > no.. i try to avoid feeding ice cream to my servers
Jadawin Darke > good; you'll just make them hungry
Yorlbie > yeah, and sticky
Yorlbie > you know, servers do not like being fed paperclips
Byrn Daar > Retched Server! Time to die! Suck paperclips!
Yorlbie > pretty close
Yorlbie > ran an updater for the rom, that flipped all the fans to full speed, and sucked a paperclip off the desk in front of it
Yorlbie > hm. wonder if i let all the magic smoke out
Yorlbie > nah, looks like the fan just got chewed a bit by the paperclip
Yorlbie > silly plastic fan trying to eat a paperclip
Porkie > o.0
Yorlbie > this thing used to have some kinda lint-guard mesh thingy in front of the fans to prevent things getting sucked into them. wonder what happened to them
Jadawin Darke > the fans ate tehm
Yorlbie > stupid hungry fans
Jadawin Darke > have you fed them any meat recently
Jadawin Darke > or icecream
Porkie > wtf
Dragonsoul > lol?
Yorlbie > no.. i try to avoid feeding ice cream to my servers
Jadawin Darke > good; you'll just make them hungry
Yorlbie > yeah, and sticky
Wuhu > wow, this game really does revolve around me. i'm gone for 24 hours and the alliance disbands.