Getix Kain > If I could fly and piss plasma
Getix Kain > I would have already won eve
Crynsos Cealion > you can
Crynsos Cealion > its called blasters
Getix Kain > I would have already won eve
Crynsos Cealion > you can
Crynsos Cealion > its called blasters
Ulfghar De'Treztin > they say a dog is mans best friend, but I don't even have enemies that look me dead in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet.
vianee Tivianne > no druggies aloud sorry
Andreus Ixiris > Do you let quiet druggies in?
Andreus Ixiris > Do you let quiet druggies in?
I Bigfoot Ikkala > im lost in low sec
Herschel Yamamoto > bigfoot - find the red flashy guy, he'll send you home
Herschel Yamamoto > bigfoot - find the red flashy guy, he'll send you home
Rina Kondur > hey
Rina Kondur > i just met you
Pinky Feldman > and this is crazy
Onyxalia La'fiette > im on bath salts
Onyxalia La'fiette > and your face looks tasty
Rina Kondur > i just met you
Pinky Feldman > and this is crazy
Onyxalia La'fiette > im on bath salts
Onyxalia La'fiette > and your face looks tasty
Juno Kilbride > A Freudian slip, is that when you say one thing when you mean your mother?
Juno Kilbride > * another
Juno Kilbride > * another
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Mechanical Chicken > Having a kid would be like talking to YouTube commenters every single day
Mechanical Chicken > AND I have to spend money to keep them alive
Mechanical Chicken > AND I have to spend money to keep them alive
FatDrummy > The entire Pakistani military have written a letter to the UN begging for help in locating their mouths and chins.
It seems they have trouble in finding anything that has been right under their fucking noses for years.
It seems they have trouble in finding anything that has been right under their fucking noses for years.
Poaw > Our tactics manual is just a fold out poster with the word "MORE" with a size 400 font.