Yuki Li > meanwhile in aridia a carrier became sentient and ate 14 asteroids and 3 miners in an attempt to solve the mystery of what breakfast is
Khazorath > oh ffs
Khazorath > the worlds out to get me
Khazorath > Quit smoking and the first mission I do in weeks is to transport crates of tobacco
Khazorath > the worlds out to get me
Khazorath > Quit smoking and the first mission I do in weeks is to transport crates of tobacco
ArmyOfMe > i swear my drones have become even more stupid after the patch
Wanna Kill > as usually im way ahead of you, my drones have been drooling idiots for ages
Wanna Kill > as usually im way ahead of you, my drones have been drooling idiots for ages
<HerioMortis> You know you are a geek when you use POS anchoring timers to time your owen pizza...
<Trinexx> I've been wondering why my toilet was spitting out lettuce all damn night
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
Zimobo Rugmuncher > eves learning curve is like mt. everest only there is a guy at the top with a m60....
Traches > i was always of the opinion that if they didn't want us to illegally download music, movies, games, or programs they really should not have called it piracy
Traches > yarr :)
Traches > yarr :)
Nykitah > If EVE was the Internet, Jita would be 4chan...
Usagi Tsukino > Bacch went bye bye
Tatsue Nuko > probably redhead dragging him back to bed or something
Tatsue Nuko > "Why are you playing a computer game when you could be massaging my labia?"
Tatsue Nuko > "Hmm... good point." ctrl-q
Tatsue Nuko > probably redhead dragging him back to bed or something
Tatsue Nuko > "Why are you playing a computer game when you could be massaging my labia?"
Tatsue Nuko > "Hmm... good point." ctrl-q
Alexi Zhukov > if im typing slow for a bit it's because im typing with one hand
Davien Kaahtt > ..
Alexi Zhukov > i dont know what you sick bastards are thinking, but im trying to eat a pizza here
Davien Kaahtt > ..
Alexi Zhukov > i dont know what you sick bastards are thinking, but im trying to eat a pizza here