Mynx La'Rue > i always fucking crash when we are going to 0.0 my computer is more afraid then i am
Khazorath > oh ffs
Khazorath > the worlds out to get me
Khazorath > Quit smoking and the first mission I do in weeks is to transport crates of tobacco
Khazorath > the worlds out to get me
Khazorath > Quit smoking and the first mission I do in weeks is to transport crates of tobacco
Jiro Rans > Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML
<HerioMortis> You know you are a geek when you use POS anchoring timers to time your owen pizza...
<Trinexx> I've been wondering why my toilet was spitting out lettuce all damn night
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
Zimobo Rugmuncher > eves learning curve is like mt. everest only there is a guy at the top with a m60....
-In the Rookie help channel-
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
Nykitah > If EVE was the Internet, Jita would be 4chan...
Usagi Tsukino > Bacch went bye bye
Tatsue Nuko > probably redhead dragging him back to bed or something
Tatsue Nuko > "Why are you playing a computer game when you could be massaging my labia?"
Tatsue Nuko > "Hmm... good point." ctrl-q
Tatsue Nuko > probably redhead dragging him back to bed or something
Tatsue Nuko > "Why are you playing a computer game when you could be massaging my labia?"
Tatsue Nuko > "Hmm... good point." ctrl-q
Venetian Tar > ah shit... i forgot my ship! Warping in a pod....