Deuterich > Some people pee on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise. I piss down the middle to assert my fucking dominance.
ICkleSmash > I piss on the floor so you slip on my dominance while asserting yours
ICkleSmash > I piss on the floor so you slip on my dominance while asserting yours
Devin Veritas > "This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee instead of water. Right now I can see noises."
Centrada > last week, my wife joking asked me "if it came down to Veto and me, who would you choose?" my reply was "I love you dearly, baby, but you can't pilot an interceptor for shit"
Fix Lag> The layoffs will continue until subscription numbers improve.
Ashrax Boru > since my CQ dont have a bathroom i just pee off the hangar balcony
Skarr Tos > monacle will be cool for about 2 days, then it will just be a badge of nerdness, that you spent 2 bil on the first thing to come out
Skarr Tos > does it do anything? in game?
Freon Solari > it holds at least one eye open during mining ops
Skarr Tos > does it do anything? in game?
Freon Solari > it holds at least one eye open during mining ops
Kohiko Sun > I am a pilot. I become the mind of the greatest warships known to humanity. I protect civilization from the things between the stars! ...And I go zipping off into nowhere when the battery in my wireless mouse dies.
EVE System > Channel MOTD: Tablaren's Pleasure Hub - The damsel "in distress" is dressed in a skimpy santa suit she showed up in. While sitting on peoples laps and asking them what they want, she whispers how they are all doomed to be killed by mercenaries her father keeps sending to bring her back home.
Tiberius Wenchel> My wife's grandfather made arangements for his own funeral, paid all the bills and took his best suit to the dry cleaners the day before he died.
Aracturus> Wow.
Aracturus> Your married?
Aracturus> Wow.
Aracturus> Your married?
Ryan Brabovski > out of shampoo
Ryan Brabovski > had to use wife's
Ryan Brabovski > wife's is volumizing
Ryan Brabovski > results unfavorable
Rhodin Lazarith > rofl
Rhodin Lazarith > do you have pretty fluffy curls now?
Ryan Brabovski > and smell like some sort of tropical fruit
Ryan Brabovski > had to use wife's
Ryan Brabovski > wife's is volumizing
Ryan Brabovski > results unfavorable
Rhodin Lazarith > rofl
Rhodin Lazarith > do you have pretty fluffy curls now?
Ryan Brabovski > and smell like some sort of tropical fruit