EVE System > Channel MOTD: Tablaren's Pleasure Hub - The damsel "in distress" is dressed in a skimpy santa suit she showed up in. While sitting on peoples laps and asking them what they want, she whispers how they are all doomed to be killed by mercenaries her father keeps sending to bring her back home.
somedood4 > i just fixed a nonresponsive RAM stick
somedood4 > by shouting at it
somedood4 > by shouting at it
Jack Norris > if anybody ask, im just testing concord response time in wh systems
Alida Cole > what concord?
Jack Norris > i dunno, im still waiting for them to show up
Alida Cole > what concord?
Jack Norris > i dunno, im still waiting for them to show up
Boobpatrol > I bought an iPad but then I realized iPaid too much
Spanky doodle > anyone have a shiptype on that cocksucking faggot in ls9?
chapreto > you will need to be more specific
chapreto > you will need to be more specific
T'Amber > In·ter·net (ntr-nt) n. Two 40 year old men pretending to be 16 year old girls, having a lesbian relationship together.
haav0c > GASP
haav0c > I have mail to ME!
haav0c > not corp or alliance!
haav0c > /emote reads it
Raath Nambode > oooooh
haav0c > damnit, it's a spam scam offer.
haav0c > if anyone needs me, i'll be on my alt sending myself "just wondering how you were doing" letters.
haav0c > I have mail to ME!
haav0c > not corp or alliance!
haav0c > /emote reads it
Raath Nambode > oooooh
haav0c > damnit, it's a spam scam offer.
haav0c > if anyone needs me, i'll be on my alt sending myself "just wondering how you were doing" letters.
Aralis > And I'm not very flexible - I only fly Amarr.
Amber Saint > do you have a slave clone ?
Aralis > No I'm the only character I have with any pvp skills. Well except supercap pilots.
Amber Saint > am I right to assume that you just thought I asked you if you had a minmatar character ?
Aralis > Yes
Amber Saint > do you have a slave clone ?
Aralis > No I'm the only character I have with any pvp skills. Well except supercap pilots.
Amber Saint > am I right to assume that you just thought I asked you if you had a minmatar character ?
Aralis > Yes
SamuraiTsumo > you're all incompetent morons, as of now i am our supreme leader
Black Pete > ...funny, i've never had a supreme leader that lived in his mom's basement before
SamuraiTsumo > its an attic asshole
Black Pete > ...funny, i've never had a supreme leader that lived in his mom's basement before
SamuraiTsumo > its an attic asshole
Cadela Fria > .<br>Curse - "Z00000000000000000M! PEW PEW! NO CAP 4 U LAWL!!11"<br>Pilgrim - "AH IZ KLOWKD! SHHHH!....UNKLOWK! HI2U!!!! :D NO CAP 4 U LAWL!!11"
Cadela Fria > Just wanted to clarify the differences
Cadela Fria > Just wanted to clarify the differences