Bj Glitternaut > All I have right now is a moa or an omen.
x> thats a bad omen tho
x> thats a bad omen tho
Lightof God > i got drunk and played eve last night
Lightof God > i woke up in jita
Lightof God > with 65 blackbirds 8 harbingers and a freighter i'm pretty sure i didnt own b4
Lightof God > how the fuck did i get 65 blackbirds
Lightof God > I cant fly a harbinger
Lightof God > and i'm pretty sure i couldnt fly a freighter last night but i'm fucking sitting in it now
Lightof God > i woke up in jita
Lightof God > with 65 blackbirds 8 harbingers and a freighter i'm pretty sure i didnt own b4
Lightof God > how the fuck did i get 65 blackbirds
Lightof God > I cant fly a harbinger
Lightof God > and i'm pretty sure i couldnt fly a freighter last night but i'm fucking sitting in it now
TheHermit > Hrr sir
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Roush Winberd > What do Canadians hate that americans like?
AirWalker > americans
AirWalker > americans
Soulis > i forsee a problem....
Soulis > there is 8 people in the corp and only one exotic dancer :(
GrimDoomsday > lol
Soulis > but plenty of livestock
tiller > ahahah
tiller > lmao
Soulis > there is 8 people in the corp and only one exotic dancer :(
GrimDoomsday > lol
Soulis > but plenty of livestock
tiller > ahahah
tiller > lmao
brrandon > how do i get out of my ship
brrandon > so my guy can walk around
Xarranna > you don't
Xylum > you dont to what i know
Mia Fatalis > this isn't enb
Alantor > right click and click eject
Xylum > lol
Xarranna > lol
brrandon > WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME DO
brrandon > MY SHIP BLEW UP
Mia Fatalis > ....
Xylum > omg
Mia Fatalis > one born every minute...
Don > rofl
Serihon > what did you think eject would do?
brrandon > eject my pilot!
brrandon > YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE
brrandon > IM GONNA TALK TO A GM
Mia Fatalis > oi, watch it
brrandon > get you BANNED
FeveZ > lol
Xylum > wow....
brrandon > so my guy can walk around
Xarranna > you don't
Xylum > you dont to what i know
Mia Fatalis > this isn't enb
Alantor > right click and click eject
Xylum > lol
Xarranna > lol
brrandon > WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME DO
brrandon > MY SHIP BLEW UP
Mia Fatalis > ....
Xylum > omg
Mia Fatalis > one born every minute...
Don > rofl
Serihon > what did you think eject would do?
brrandon > eject my pilot!
brrandon > YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE
brrandon > IM GONNA TALK TO A GM
Mia Fatalis > oi, watch it
brrandon > get you BANNED
FeveZ > lol
Xylum > wow....
Dajsan Xerzd > I think I need to study russian to smack these AAA bastards
Quinn Oron > I got a Learn Russian page open. Sec.
Hellown > hahah
Quinn Oron > Try "Ya palyubIl tebyA s pErvava vzglyAda".
Dajsan Xerzd > Hmm
Dajsan Xerzd > Pasted that in local
Quinn Oron > Erm.
Dajsan Xerzd > lol, what does it mean?
Quinn Oron > "I fell in love with you from the first sight".
Quinn Oron > Sorry, I looked at the wrong column.
Dajsan Xerzd > ...
Dajsan Xerzd > You're bullshitting right?
Dajsan Xerzd > Though I suppose that explains the smiles I'm getting in local
Quinn Oron > I got a Learn Russian page open. Sec.
Hellown > hahah
Quinn Oron > Try "Ya palyubIl tebyA s pErvava vzglyAda".
Dajsan Xerzd > Hmm
Dajsan Xerzd > Pasted that in local
Quinn Oron > Erm.
Dajsan Xerzd > lol, what does it mean?
Quinn Oron > "I fell in love with you from the first sight".
Quinn Oron > Sorry, I looked at the wrong column.
Dajsan Xerzd > ...
Dajsan Xerzd > You're bullshitting right?
Dajsan Xerzd > Though I suppose that explains the smiles I'm getting in local
EVE System > Channel changed to Maila Local Channel
Azia Burgi > last low sec system, if these guys realised i had 80mil of stuff in my hold i'd be in serious shit
Azia Burgi > bollocks
Azia Burgi > wrong window
Azia Burgi > /emote waves her hand jedi style "this is not the cormorant you are looking for..."
Azia Burgi > last low sec system, if these guys realised i had 80mil of stuff in my hold i'd be in serious shit
Azia Burgi > bollocks
Azia Burgi > wrong window
Azia Burgi > /emote waves her hand jedi style "this is not the cormorant you are looking for..."
operated > omg
operated > im looking at a titan
Keta Min > now you looked enough
Keta Min > /emote zips up
operated > im looking at a titan
Keta Min > now you looked enough
Keta Min > /emote zips up
<HellGremlin> Ahahahaha ahahahahahahahahaha
<HellGremlin> hahaha
<HellGremlin> okay
<HellGremlin> There's a big Lexmark photocopier at my work
<HellGremlin> And the Syrian guy I work with started fooling around on it
<HellGremlin> Pressing his face against it, licking the glass and taking copies
<HellGremlin> I go up to him and go "I know, this thing's great, you should see the copies of my ass I made last night"
<HellGremlin> He's still in the washroom brushing his teeth
<HellGremlin> hahaha
<HellGremlin> okay
<HellGremlin> There's a big Lexmark photocopier at my work
<HellGremlin> And the Syrian guy I work with started fooling around on it
<HellGremlin> Pressing his face against it, licking the glass and taking copies
<HellGremlin> I go up to him and go "I know, this thing's great, you should see the copies of my ass I made last night"
<HellGremlin> He's still in the washroom brushing his teeth