Fortior > what a bunch of poop heads
Feek > ?
Black Prince > Fort thinks we're all poop heads, Feek. What're you going to do about that?
Feek > He needs some serious podding
Fortior > lol
Feek > But I can't be arsed to do it so Fort - Please self destruct your ship and your pod please.
Fortior > right-o
Fortior > gotta wait 2 mins
Feek > I'm patient
Feek > Let me know when I've killed you
Fortior > fo' sho'
Fortior > there goes the ship
Feek > Good.
Feek > Now the pod please.
Feek > What ship was it?
Fortior > Ferox
Feek > Nice, I'll get a reasonable bounty for that
Fortior > 5 * 250 mm gauss too, all destroyed
Feek > Aww man, I feel for you.
Fortior > wait, gimme a sec
Fortior > cool, so this is what it feels like to be cloned
Vayin Lianocen > you self destructed a ferox?
Fortior > yep
Fortior > and my pod
Vayin Lianocen > wtf?
Feek > Thanks Fort.
Fortior > I stopped taking my medication yesterday too
Fortior > FOR THE SWARM!
Vayin Lianocen > why not get a shuttle first?
Feek > ?
Black Prince > Fort thinks we're all poop heads, Feek. What're you going to do about that?
Feek > He needs some serious podding
Fortior > lol
Feek > But I can't be arsed to do it so Fort - Please self destruct your ship and your pod please.
Fortior > right-o
Fortior > gotta wait 2 mins
Feek > I'm patient
Feek > Let me know when I've killed you
Fortior > fo' sho'
Fortior > there goes the ship
Feek > Good.
Feek > Now the pod please.
Feek > What ship was it?
Fortior > Ferox
Feek > Nice, I'll get a reasonable bounty for that
Fortior > 5 * 250 mm gauss too, all destroyed
Feek > Aww man, I feel for you.
Fortior > wait, gimme a sec
Fortior > cool, so this is what it feels like to be cloned
Vayin Lianocen > you self destructed a ferox?
Fortior > yep
Fortior > and my pod
Vayin Lianocen > wtf?
Feek > Thanks Fort.
Fortior > I stopped taking my medication yesterday too
Fortior > FOR THE SWARM!
Vayin Lianocen > why not get a shuttle first?
Stro3der > hey where is alex lately anyway ?? still playing WoW all the time ?
Yozef Banski > guess so
Elise Masutra > yeah still stuck with naked elven women
Yozef Banski > hehehe
Stro3der > hehe we should all be so lucky
Elise Masutra > hehe we all miss those insults, don't we *g*
Maru Sha > He was back here for 1 or two hours ... lol ... and managed to piss off several alliance members in that time, so i got convoed by them.
Yozef Banski > guess so
Elise Masutra > yeah still stuck with naked elven women
Yozef Banski > hehehe
Stro3der > hehe we should all be so lucky
Elise Masutra > hehe we all miss those insults, don't we *g*
Maru Sha > He was back here for 1 or two hours ... lol ... and managed to piss off several alliance members in that time, so i got convoed by them.
<Mace> I enjoy helping people
<Kayosoni> you're an idiot
<Kayosoni> you're an idiot
Kale Ryoko > I'm not much one for transluscent dress-wear, large Atandros like foreheads and having to ecm my own corp-mates so I can dock when they're around <3 o/
Atandros > But you said my forehead was big, curvy and sexy. :'(
Kale Ryoko > It is sweetheart, but only on you <3
Atandros > <3
* Shintoko Akahoshi strokes Atandros' forehead > Your forehead is so sexy, baby
Atandros > Yeah, those Klingons got nothin' on me
Atandros > But you said my forehead was big, curvy and sexy. :'(
Kale Ryoko > It is sweetheart, but only on you <3
Atandros > <3
* Shintoko Akahoshi strokes Atandros' forehead > Your forehead is so sexy, baby
Atandros > Yeah, those Klingons got nothin' on me
Maldax Attreides > man my mom came today from iran here in romania cant play eve like before
DaddyS > yeah
Maldax Attreides > she hates my pc and my game :/
The Clash > she coem on vacation ?
DaddyS > send her back home
The Clash > pod her
DaddyS > ask her to take your wife with her
Maldax Attreides > LOL
Maldax Attreides > yeah she came here in vacation
Maldax Attreides > im 30 years old and im fucking scary from my mom dude
The Clash > LMFAO !
wEkrId > haha
DaddyS > yeah
Maldax Attreides > she hates my pc and my game :/
The Clash > she coem on vacation ?
DaddyS > send her back home
The Clash > pod her
DaddyS > ask her to take your wife with her
Maldax Attreides > LOL
Maldax Attreides > yeah she came here in vacation
Maldax Attreides > im 30 years old and im fucking scary from my mom dude
The Clash > LMFAO !
wEkrId > haha
Jungle Jim > bastards
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
<JoatOrion> Having seen NK in here and listening to his (we can only assume he's male and not some amphorous mutant globule) rantsing we can safely assume that a) it's too early in the day for NK to be out of bed b) he sleeps alone and c) since his right hand pretends to fall asleep and will have nothing to do with him that NK has taken to sodomising poor defenseless pillows.
<Cro_Magnus> I was alright with everything up until the "sodomising poor defenceless pillows" ... that was a graphical touch I didn't need
<Cro_Magnus> I was alright with everything up until the "sodomising poor defenceless pillows" ... that was a graphical touch I didn't need
Babs Johnson > i told him m0o were there, but he went anyway
Bonnie Larue > k
Babs Johnson > i know all i see all
Babs Johnson > lol
Bonnie Larue > so what am i wearing?
Bonnie Larue > :D
Babs Johnson > lilac silk panties and a halter
Bonnie Larue > shit
Babs Johnson > see, told ya
Bonnie Larue > guess you do
Bonnie Larue > k
Babs Johnson > i know all i see all
Babs Johnson > lol
Bonnie Larue > so what am i wearing?
Bonnie Larue > :D
Babs Johnson > lilac silk panties and a halter
Bonnie Larue > shit
Babs Johnson > see, told ya
Bonnie Larue > guess you do
LoxyRider > training vaigation to lvl5 now
Carth Jared > vagination?
LoxyRider > *nav
Carth Jared > vagination?
LoxyRider > *nav
Ilfar > Ilfar->Midori 10.00 (Drunkeness 5 raises your effective standing from 0.53 to 10.00) (Superb)