<HellGremlin> Ahahahaha ahahahahahahahahaha
<HellGremlin> hahaha
<HellGremlin> okay
<HellGremlin> There's a big Lexmark photocopier at my work
<HellGremlin> And the Syrian guy I work with started fooling around on it
<HellGremlin> Pressing his face against it, licking the glass and taking copies
<HellGremlin> I go up to him and go "I know, this thing's great, you should see the copies of my ass I made last night"
<HellGremlin> He's still in the washroom brushing his teeth
<HellGremlin> hahaha
<HellGremlin> okay
<HellGremlin> There's a big Lexmark photocopier at my work
<HellGremlin> And the Syrian guy I work with started fooling around on it
<HellGremlin> Pressing his face against it, licking the glass and taking copies
<HellGremlin> I go up to him and go "I know, this thing's great, you should see the copies of my ass I made last night"
<HellGremlin> He's still in the washroom brushing his teeth
Wuhu > anyone bored? anyone itching to help me mine scord? well COME ON DOWN!!
Wuhu > you, yes you, can have the mining experience of your life
Wuhu > we'll lock roids, we'll mine ore, we'll strip fields, and YES we'll even haul it to the station
Wuhu > how much would you pay for this opportunity?
Wuhu > $300?
Wuhu > $200?
Wuhu > $172?
Wuhu > nope
Wuhu > you can help me for FREE!
* Wuhu does not guarantee free. Taxes and Title still apply.
Xiron > tell me how to order wu!
Wuhu > it's easy!!
Wuhu > just hop in your best mining ship, dodge some pirates, and fly to dihra
Wuhu > don't want to keep all that pesky ore?
Wuhu > don't worry! wuhu will keep it!!
Xiron > thats such a great deal!
Wuhu > i'm all about value
Xiron > do you have any others?
Wuhu > act now and get "Give Wuhu All Your Kernite" included!
Wuhu > that's a $49.99 value
Wuhu > you, yes you, can have the mining experience of your life
Wuhu > we'll lock roids, we'll mine ore, we'll strip fields, and YES we'll even haul it to the station
Wuhu > how much would you pay for this opportunity?
Wuhu > $300?
Wuhu > $200?
Wuhu > $172?
Wuhu > nope
Wuhu > you can help me for FREE!
* Wuhu does not guarantee free. Taxes and Title still apply.
Xiron > tell me how to order wu!
Wuhu > it's easy!!
Wuhu > just hop in your best mining ship, dodge some pirates, and fly to dihra
Wuhu > don't want to keep all that pesky ore?
Wuhu > don't worry! wuhu will keep it!!
Xiron > thats such a great deal!
Wuhu > i'm all about value
Xiron > do you have any others?
Wuhu > act now and get "Give Wuhu All Your Kernite" included!
Wuhu > that's a $49.99 value
Siddy > MMORPG=many men online role playing girls.
Victor Ivanov > Man, I just lost my low grade snake set. I was friggin 2.6km from the gate!
Murakami > You would have made it with a High grade set...
Victor Ivanov > Mura: NOT......HELPING.........!
Murakami > You would have made it with a High grade set...
Victor Ivanov > Mura: NOT......HELPING.........!
Vendrin > I swear to God, if you keep fighting, I will pull this fleet over and leave you at the nearest planet
Lindah Rinah > I could fit my mother in that EM resist hole
Naphtalia > make wetrain primary, he is PA/NBSI supreme fleet admiral
Enfoe > i dunno. i think wetrain is more valuable to us alive leading their fleets
Enfoe > i dunno. i think wetrain is more valuable to us alive leading their fleets
Dimitri Chandler > and i have a new pet hate - people who want to sell "fraction ships" and "fraction ammo"
Dimitri Chandler > if people are going to pay 700m+ they should at least get the whole ship
Dimitri Chandler > if people are going to pay 700m+ they should at least get the whole ship
Dark_Shikari: I just killed a badger with a mushroom
Levin: fuck you
Levin: dont ever mention that fucking flash
Levin: ever
Dark_Shikari: why
Dark_Shikari: It snakes through our brain, mushrooming in our thoughts, until all we think about is badgers.
NTRabbit: levin doesnt like it, so stop badgering him
NTRabbit: we dont want this thing mushrooming out of proportion
Levin: fuck you
Levin: dont ever mention that fucking flash
Levin: ever
Dark_Shikari: why
Dark_Shikari: It snakes through our brain, mushrooming in our thoughts, until all we think about is badgers.
NTRabbit: levin doesnt like it, so stop badgering him
NTRabbit: we dont want this thing mushrooming out of proportion
Eric Bloodaxe > i don't believe my agent she just sent me to recover soil for rats
SegFault > lol
Verdack > i had to stop drug barons stealing wheat earlier
Kal Jerico > oh man... their evil plan of baking a giant loaf of bread has been foiled! what will the pirates do now
SegFault > lol
Verdack > i had to stop drug barons stealing wheat earlier
Kal Jerico > oh man... their evil plan of baking a giant loaf of bread has been foiled! what will the pirates do now