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Devin Veritas > "This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee instead of water. Right now I can see noises."

ssulost > So there's this movie called Fifty-Fifty. I don't know what it's about.
ssulost > But I don't think I'm gonna watch it, sounds boring.
Andreus Ixiris > You know, I saw that movie
Andreus Ixiris > I had mixed opinions on it
Andreus Ixiris > Didn't feel too strongly one way or another
ssulost > Don't
Andreus Ixiris > I guess
ssulost > Goddamnit, Andreus, don't
Andreus Ixiris > You could say
ssulost > God
Andreus Ixiris > I was fifty-fifty about it

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Andreus: I wish there was a swearword which could precisely convey the sentiment "you and all the beliefs you hold to be true are deluded and illogical to such an extent as to render your mere presence on the Earth into ample evidence that the human race shouldn't exist at all. I cannot imagine what form of congenital, hereditary mental dysfunction would cause you to believe that this idea is in any way logical or sensible. This is the sort of thing I imagine when God threatens to curse someone unto the seventh generation."

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Kyoujin Choujin > dude, thats not apropiate in this channel, dont ask the members of this channel to betray a fellow capsuleer
evantheterrible > because they will

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Ashrax Boru > since my CQ dont have a bathroom i just pee off the hangar balcony

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Inesi Loria > EVE died a long time ago, but the player base are very resourceful necrophiles. >_>

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Tiberius Wenchel> My wife's grandfather made arangements for his own funeral, paid all the bills and took his best suit to the dry cleaners the day before he died.
Aracturus> Wow.
Aracturus> Your married?

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somedood4 > i just fixed a nonresponsive RAM stick
somedood4 > by shouting at it

#11845 + ( 23 ) -inappropriate?

Ryan Brabovski > out of shampoo
Ryan Brabovski > had to use wife's
Ryan Brabovski > wife's is volumizing
Ryan Brabovski > results unfavorable
Rhodin Lazarith > rofl
Rhodin Lazarith > do you have pretty fluffy curls now?
Ryan Brabovski > and smell like some sort of tropical fruit

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John Golanu > by the way, why do tempests look the way they do? they don't make a lot of sense from a scientific perspective.
Augin Soric > this is eve, when you mention 'science' what you're really saying is 'icelandic folk magic'

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