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Andreus Ixiris > Listen, um, weird question, I know, but didn't Intaki IV used to have... landmasses?
Andreus Ixiris > Because it's just oceans now
Bataav > yes.... some of the planets have changed type
Seraphim Risen > Yes
Seraphim Risen > Because Sansha attacked it
Andreus Ixiris > They've weaponised global warming?
Bataav > I just assumed someone on Intaki IV left the tap running for the bath when the extended downtime kicked in and they couldn't get back in to turn it off...
<Tiven> CybDev if u play bc2, tell us your name too :P
<CybDev> fs
<CybDev> don't even have a clue about what bc2 is
<%cougem> boat caretaker 2
<%cougem> it's a ship cleaning sim
<@Entity> yeah I powerleveled my cleaning guy. now I am allowed to clean cruise ships. it's awesome
<%cougem> wow
<%cougem> that's impressive
<+Tansien> like, you clean the toilets on a cruise ship, or scrape coral from your yatch?
<@Entity> you can specialize in exterior or interior cleaning
<+Tansien> very cool
<+Tansien> sounds like a hit tbh
<@Entity> I found some epic rags too, +15% chance of perfect clean, with 10% longer lasting effect
<+Tansien> omg
<%cougem> wow, i'm currently saving up for new antifoul paint
<%cougem> will save time with algae cleaning off the hull
<@Entity> you need exterior spec lvl 4 for that tho
<%cougem> GUYS
<%cougem> GUYS
<%cougem> TIVEN ON VENT
<%cougem> JUST ASKED ME
<%cougem> IF BOATCLEANER 2
<%cougem> REALLY EXISTS
<Tiven> omg
Cadela Fria > .<br>Curse - "Z00000000000000000M! PEW PEW! NO CAP 4 U LAWL!!11"<br>Pilgrim - "AH IZ KLOWKD! SHHHH!....UNKLOWK! HI2U!!!! :D NO CAP 4 U LAWL!!11"
Cadela Fria > Just wanted to clarify the differences
EC JuniorD > Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Shoot them both,
Bugged overview.
Mazzic Karde > do i have to tell you everything 8 times? cause nothing gets on my nerves like unnecessary repetition -_-
Starlenark > @mazz --> and yet you play eve...
Golakka > 02:38:56 Notify You have started trying to warp scramble Nara Wolf's frozen corpse.
Golakka > pro
Maikko Tastalahtien > so, is anyone interested in a pith b-type large shield booster?
Maikko Tastalahtien > if someone buys this here shield booster for 210m, I'll write you a compliment via evemail once a day for a week (you need to turn off your CSPA charge first, of course)
Maikko Tastalahtien > imagine
Maikko Tastalahtien > you log in and have a new evemail from maikko
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir you are looking very clever today sir'
Maikko Tastalahtien > your day goes well
Maikko Tastalahtien > next day
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir who's the enterprising new owner of a pith b-type shield booster, huh?'
Maikko Tastalahtien > you can be called miss if you like, have it your way!
Maikko Tastalahtien > tough crowd
talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
MC'SNIPER > cock
MC'SNIPER > let me get my rokh then see how hard that drake is
MC'SNIPER > pop pop
aidan t > let me get my mega an c how hard that rokh is
aidan t > lol
phat lootz > let me get my Impairor and see... oh, nevermind.
Feline Ferocity > let me get my bikini and lets see how hard you... no wait
Rina Ravenloft > chico are you an old lady in real life?
Chico Treveller > Yep 136 Years Old, I Saw Moses
Usul Crysknife > might want to math that again Chico
Chico Treveller > I´m talking about a different Moses
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