Jaled Tomias > we're blue
Ryo Jang > neutral now
Jaled Tomias > I have an agreement with your leadership
Ryo Jang > i am the leadership
Ryo Jang > neutral now
Jaled Tomias > I have an agreement with your leadership
Ryo Jang > i am the leadership
Blyzz > fucking hate this country
Raizer Zero > wot countrys that then
Blyzz > south africa
Raizer Zero > so wots wrong with it
Blyzz > 1 word: telkom
Raizer Zero > and in english
Blyzz > (that's a swearword here)
Blyzz > it's the name of the ONLY company that owns international internet lines in this country
Blyzz > and they limit us fucked up
Blyzz > 3 Gb cap on internet ADSL lines
Raizer Zero > move
Blyzz > and 1/2 the time the internet fucking broken
Blyzz > i couln't log on now for 2 days becuase of timeouts
Raizer Zero > i say again move
Blyzz > if i had a garuanteed job somewhere else and didn't have to wory about a visa or somewhere to live, i'd be out of this hell-hole already
Raizer Zero > goto states they take all sorts of ppl
Blyzz > i'm desperate, i'm not a masochist
Raizer Zero > wot countrys that then
Blyzz > south africa
Raizer Zero > so wots wrong with it
Blyzz > 1 word: telkom
Raizer Zero > and in english
Blyzz > (that's a swearword here)
Blyzz > it's the name of the ONLY company that owns international internet lines in this country
Blyzz > and they limit us fucked up
Blyzz > 3 Gb cap on internet ADSL lines
Raizer Zero > move
Blyzz > and 1/2 the time the internet fucking broken
Blyzz > i couln't log on now for 2 days becuase of timeouts
Raizer Zero > i say again move
Blyzz > if i had a garuanteed job somewhere else and didn't have to wory about a visa or somewhere to live, i'd be out of this hell-hole already
Raizer Zero > goto states they take all sorts of ppl
Blyzz > i'm desperate, i'm not a masochist
Khellias> ...One of my coworkers is trying to get me to come over to her house between my classes.
Khellias> She apparently thinks she can "distract" me from installing EVE on her computer if I do so.
Khellias> She apparently thinks she can "distract" me from installing EVE on her computer if I do so.
Khellias> There is something horribly wrong that the Minmatar and the Amarr are both flying Gallente haulers, the Caldari is zipping around in a Minmatar can with a duct tape fin, and the Gallente is flying a Caldari missile boat.
Khellias> If Dread ever shouts "For the Emperor!" I'm going to pod him myself, though.
Khellias> If Dread ever shouts "For the Emperor!" I'm going to pod him myself, though.
Beletre > ...okay. It's too quiet. What are you plotting?
Mr Reeth > Im going to invade the Intaki system with an army of balloon doggies
Beletre > ......balloon doggies...... I may just have to risk low sec to see that....
Mr Reeth > There will be 10 million Doggies all the size of a Titan!
Beletre > ......I am oddly horrified by that mental image.... however, the thought that one reall kitten with sharp claws can pwn this balloon doggie army amuses me.
HayesDuSid > Shhhh! dont let the dog army in on our secret!
Mr Reeth > I know you have buit the kitten launcher IIs!!!
Mr Reeth > The doggies will have anti kitten yarn guns fitted!!!
Tablaren > I have a Kitten Bay II, far more deadly then some mere launcher!
Beletre > /emote hasn't actually built the T2 KL's yet. Have the BPO and materials, but still gathering them into one place before can start the build queue....
Mr Reeth > I must attack now then!
HayesDuSid > yarn, now with extra yarr!
Beletre > Nah, our mailman sentry guns have the area secure, just difficult to go offensive as tehy don;t like to leave their assigned mail route.
Mr Reeth > And if the Doggies fail I have a bachup... 1 billion clowns with nerf guns and jetpacks!
Beletre > ......okay, that may be a problem. Jetpacks and nerf weapon I can deal with, but clowns creep me out....
HayesDuSid > ...clowns with nerf guns? you have oveur and tuxford working with you? NO FAIR!
Mr Reeth > Im going to invade the Intaki system with an army of balloon doggies
Beletre > ......balloon doggies...... I may just have to risk low sec to see that....
Mr Reeth > There will be 10 million Doggies all the size of a Titan!
Beletre > ......I am oddly horrified by that mental image.... however, the thought that one reall kitten with sharp claws can pwn this balloon doggie army amuses me.
HayesDuSid > Shhhh! dont let the dog army in on our secret!
Mr Reeth > I know you have buit the kitten launcher IIs!!!
Mr Reeth > The doggies will have anti kitten yarn guns fitted!!!
Tablaren > I have a Kitten Bay II, far more deadly then some mere launcher!
Beletre > /emote hasn't actually built the T2 KL's yet. Have the BPO and materials, but still gathering them into one place before can start the build queue....
Mr Reeth > I must attack now then!
HayesDuSid > yarn, now with extra yarr!
Beletre > Nah, our mailman sentry guns have the area secure, just difficult to go offensive as tehy don;t like to leave their assigned mail route.
Mr Reeth > And if the Doggies fail I have a bachup... 1 billion clowns with nerf guns and jetpacks!
Beletre > ......okay, that may be a problem. Jetpacks and nerf weapon I can deal with, but clowns creep me out....
HayesDuSid > ...clowns with nerf guns? you have oveur and tuxford working with you? NO FAIR!
<Kurenin> digi
<Kurenin> hate the game
<Kurenin> not the player
<Prophetguru> kurenin
<Prophetguru> 1997 called, they want their slogan back
<Kurenin> hate the game
<Kurenin> not the player
<Prophetguru> kurenin
<Prophetguru> 1997 called, they want their slogan back
The Thorax flies much the same way as it looks. It goes in as far as it can, shoots its load, and then, one way or another, it's over.
Slackiekommando: eviltwin and cognac are in ng
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
DmD666 > you encounter the prince of darkness at a gate in 0.0, what do you do?
H Zandramus > offer him ur soul
Leikeze Mrotserif > get a point on him
H Zandramus > offer him ur soul
Leikeze Mrotserif > get a point on him
Promon Delnai > Ummmm
Promon Delnai > I just self destructed my pod, but a wreck just appeared and another pod came out
Promon Delnai > ffs
Test Ctrl > pwnt
Promon Delnai > I just self destructed my pod, but a wreck just appeared and another pod came out
Promon Delnai > ffs
Test Ctrl > pwnt