Beletre > ...okay. It's too quiet. What are you plotting?
Mr Reeth > Im going to invade the Intaki system with an army of balloon doggies
Beletre > ......balloon doggies...... I may just have to risk low sec to see that....
Mr Reeth > There will be 10 million Doggies all the size of a Titan!
Beletre > ......I am oddly horrified by that mental image.... however, the thought that one reall kitten with sharp claws can pwn this balloon doggie army amuses me.
HayesDuSid > Shhhh! dont let the dog army in on our secret!
Mr Reeth > I know you have buit the kitten launcher IIs!!!
Mr Reeth > The doggies will have anti kitten yarn guns fitted!!!
Tablaren > I have a Kitten Bay II, far more deadly then some mere launcher!
Beletre > /emote hasn't actually built the T2 KL's yet. Have the BPO and materials, but still gathering them into one place before can start the build queue....
Mr Reeth > I must attack now then!
HayesDuSid > yarn, now with extra yarr!
Beletre > Nah, our mailman sentry guns have the area secure, just difficult to go offensive as tehy don;t like to leave their assigned mail route.
Mr Reeth > And if the Doggies fail I have a bachup... 1 billion clowns with nerf guns and jetpacks!
Beletre > ......okay, that may be a problem. Jetpacks and nerf weapon I can deal with, but clowns creep me out....
HayesDuSid > ...clowns with nerf guns? you have oveur and tuxford working with you? NO FAIR!
Mr Reeth > Im going to invade the Intaki system with an army of balloon doggies
Beletre > ......balloon doggies...... I may just have to risk low sec to see that....
Mr Reeth > There will be 10 million Doggies all the size of a Titan!
Beletre > ......I am oddly horrified by that mental image.... however, the thought that one reall kitten with sharp claws can pwn this balloon doggie army amuses me.
HayesDuSid > Shhhh! dont let the dog army in on our secret!
Mr Reeth > I know you have buit the kitten launcher IIs!!!
Mr Reeth > The doggies will have anti kitten yarn guns fitted!!!
Tablaren > I have a Kitten Bay II, far more deadly then some mere launcher!
Beletre > /emote hasn't actually built the T2 KL's yet. Have the BPO and materials, but still gathering them into one place before can start the build queue....
Mr Reeth > I must attack now then!
HayesDuSid > yarn, now with extra yarr!
Beletre > Nah, our mailman sentry guns have the area secure, just difficult to go offensive as tehy don;t like to leave their assigned mail route.
Mr Reeth > And if the Doggies fail I have a bachup... 1 billion clowns with nerf guns and jetpacks!
Beletre > ......okay, that may be a problem. Jetpacks and nerf weapon I can deal with, but clowns creep me out....
HayesDuSid > ...clowns with nerf guns? you have oveur and tuxford working with you? NO FAIR!
Miklos Atreides > I have a moral dilema and I could really use your help
Venitas > <obfaith> Search the scriptures, and there will be your answer...</obfaith>
Ser'aina > stone 'em to death?
Miklos Atreides > I've been seeing this guy for a while.... but he's kinda a rat and I want to break it off. but lately he's been acting threatening, even a little violent
Rose Bladestar > lol
Fast Eddie > And the moral dilemma aspect is....?
Miklos Atreides > rose don't laugh!
Venitas > Whether to dump him or to shoot him would be my guess.
Ser'aina > stay with cock or go pussy?
Miklos Atreides > I'm being serious I'm really having trouble deciding what to do
Miklos Atreides > we've had a decent relationship thus far, but it's just not really working out for either of us
Venitas > If he's getting violent, leave. It's not worth it.
Ser'aina > stop getting drunk and asking about 'gay problems' in minmatar chat, ASSHOLE
Miklos Atreides > I've been tanking him on my shield regen for like 5 hours. I can't decide to walk away and hope he lives till DT, or to just end his pain quickly
NGTM1R > Owned. In the face.
Ser'aina > or maybe you're sober and just that lame
Miklos Atreides > I guess we mistakely revealed the homophobe
NGTM1R > Sorry Ser'aina, you lose. :p
Ser'aina > i'm sorry, what do i lose?
Fast Eddie > Mik, let him live, if only for showing persistence in the face of overwhelming odds...
NGTM1R > Everything.
NGTM1R > But mainly your dignity, if you had any.
Ser'aina > you lose.
Mori Felding > kill
*Miklos Atreides activates all 7 425mm railguns and his webber and begins locking the lone frigate that has been his only companionship for the last 5 hours*
*Miklos Atreides sniffles at the countdown aproaches zero*
Rose Bladestar > he's not good for you man
*Miklos Atreides sobs slightly as a single volley leaves the barrels vaporising his long time companion and a single tear rolls down his cheek*
NGTM1R > It's okay, he's going to a better place.
Rose Bladestar > he wouldn't get along with any of your friends
*Miklos Atreides warps to zero and docks, too distraught to check the wreck*
Miklos Atreides > That poor serpentis guard
NGTM1R > At least somebody who cared did it, rather then some lunatic ratting with a Megathron in .6...oh wait. :p
Miklos Atreides > I wasn't ratting. I was mining security
NGTM1R > Details, details.
Venitas > <obfaith> Search the scriptures, and there will be your answer...</obfaith>
Ser'aina > stone 'em to death?
Miklos Atreides > I've been seeing this guy for a while.... but he's kinda a rat and I want to break it off. but lately he's been acting threatening, even a little violent
Rose Bladestar > lol
Fast Eddie > And the moral dilemma aspect is....?
Miklos Atreides > rose don't laugh!
Venitas > Whether to dump him or to shoot him would be my guess.
Ser'aina > stay with cock or go pussy?
Miklos Atreides > I'm being serious I'm really having trouble deciding what to do
Miklos Atreides > we've had a decent relationship thus far, but it's just not really working out for either of us
Venitas > If he's getting violent, leave. It's not worth it.
Ser'aina > stop getting drunk and asking about 'gay problems' in minmatar chat, ASSHOLE
Miklos Atreides > I've been tanking him on my shield regen for like 5 hours. I can't decide to walk away and hope he lives till DT, or to just end his pain quickly
NGTM1R > Owned. In the face.
Ser'aina > or maybe you're sober and just that lame
Miklos Atreides > I guess we mistakely revealed the homophobe
NGTM1R > Sorry Ser'aina, you lose. :p
Ser'aina > i'm sorry, what do i lose?
Fast Eddie > Mik, let him live, if only for showing persistence in the face of overwhelming odds...
NGTM1R > Everything.
NGTM1R > But mainly your dignity, if you had any.
Ser'aina > you lose.
Mori Felding > kill
*Miklos Atreides activates all 7 425mm railguns and his webber and begins locking the lone frigate that has been his only companionship for the last 5 hours*
*Miklos Atreides sniffles at the countdown aproaches zero*
Rose Bladestar > he's not good for you man
*Miklos Atreides sobs slightly as a single volley leaves the barrels vaporising his long time companion and a single tear rolls down his cheek*
NGTM1R > It's okay, he's going to a better place.
Rose Bladestar > he wouldn't get along with any of your friends
*Miklos Atreides warps to zero and docks, too distraught to check the wreck*
Miklos Atreides > That poor serpentis guard
NGTM1R > At least somebody who cared did it, rather then some lunatic ratting with a Megathron in .6...oh wait. :p
Miklos Atreides > I wasn't ratting. I was mining security
NGTM1R > Details, details.
<Kurenin> digi
<Kurenin> hate the game
<Kurenin> not the player
<Prophetguru> kurenin
<Prophetguru> 1997 called, they want their slogan back
<Kurenin> hate the game
<Kurenin> not the player
<Prophetguru> kurenin
<Prophetguru> 1997 called, they want their slogan back
The Thorax flies much the same way as it looks. It goes in as far as it can, shoots its load, and then, one way or another, it's over.
Slackiekommando: eviltwin and cognac are in ng
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
Promon Delnai > Ummmm
Promon Delnai > I just self destructed my pod, but a wreck just appeared and another pod came out
Promon Delnai > ffs
Test Ctrl > pwnt
Promon Delnai > I just self destructed my pod, but a wreck just appeared and another pod came out
Promon Delnai > ffs
Test Ctrl > pwnt
Gothikia > brb need to bathe dog, was just sick on him
Jenesa > I dont really like the Raven
Roderickspeed > i love it now that i have missile skills
Jenesa > I miss giant enormus railguns
Jenesa > my hubby has a pirate char with less than 9 million sp and he already kills things better than I can with nearly 25 million sp
Roderickspeed > true but can he fly a freighter and a barge :) ?
Jenesa > no he just fights
Jenesa > mostly he dies and I have to give him money cause I hate his whines
Jenesa > booo whoooo I lost my destroyer, whaaa whaaa pweeese give me another one
Jenesa > no I gave you three already it will spoil your appitite. go mine
Jenesa > Bwaaaahhh I hate mining come on gimmie gimmie gimme
Jenesa > so I give him a new ship the cry baby
Jenesa > sorry I had to vent a little there
Saibotek > two words for you.... HA HA
Jenesa > I swear I married a 2 year old
Roderickspeed > i love it now that i have missile skills
Jenesa > I miss giant enormus railguns
Jenesa > my hubby has a pirate char with less than 9 million sp and he already kills things better than I can with nearly 25 million sp
Roderickspeed > true but can he fly a freighter and a barge :) ?
Jenesa > no he just fights
Jenesa > mostly he dies and I have to give him money cause I hate his whines
Jenesa > booo whoooo I lost my destroyer, whaaa whaaa pweeese give me another one
Jenesa > no I gave you three already it will spoil your appitite. go mine
Jenesa > Bwaaaahhh I hate mining come on gimmie gimmie gimme
Jenesa > so I give him a new ship the cry baby
Jenesa > sorry I had to vent a little there
Saibotek > two words for you.... HA HA
Jenesa > I swear I married a 2 year old
ZarnieWoop > are you active to do cyno jumps for me?
Krystian > Stain way point is iffy, you have a cloak on that ship?
Krystian > if not ill bring you one
ZarnieWoop > i have a cloak but makes little diffrence
Cenaurille > a cloaked dreadnaught? O.o
Cenaurille > wouldn't people notice the small moons orbiting it?
Cenaurille > that's like Rosie O'Donnel wearing vertical stripes, you're still fat lady
Krystian > Stain way point is iffy, you have a cloak on that ship?
Krystian > if not ill bring you one
ZarnieWoop > i have a cloak but makes little diffrence
Cenaurille > a cloaked dreadnaught? O.o
Cenaurille > wouldn't people notice the small moons orbiting it?
Cenaurille > that's like Rosie O'Donnel wearing vertical stripes, you're still fat lady
Izo Azlion > rgr Vosi
Izo Azlion > Get him locked down keep me posted i'm undocking
Izo Azlion > and i typed that in local
Izo Azlion > I'm an asshole
Verone > hahahahaha
Verone > retard
Verone > :D
Izo Azlion > Get him locked down keep me posted i'm undocking
Izo Azlion > and i typed that in local
Izo Azlion > I'm an asshole
Verone > hahahahaha
Verone > retard
Verone > :D