Maldax Attreides > man my mom came today from iran here in romania cant play eve like before
DaddyS > yeah
Maldax Attreides > she hates my pc and my game :/
The Clash > she coem on vacation ?
DaddyS > send her back home
The Clash > pod her
DaddyS > ask her to take your wife with her
Maldax Attreides > LOL
Maldax Attreides > yeah she came here in vacation
Maldax Attreides > im 30 years old and im fucking scary from my mom dude
The Clash > LMFAO !
wEkrId > haha
DaddyS > yeah
Maldax Attreides > she hates my pc and my game :/
The Clash > she coem on vacation ?
DaddyS > send her back home
The Clash > pod her
DaddyS > ask her to take your wife with her
Maldax Attreides > LOL
Maldax Attreides > yeah she came here in vacation
Maldax Attreides > im 30 years old and im fucking scary from my mom dude
The Clash > LMFAO !
wEkrId > haha
<Ak-Gara> pe·nis ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pns)
<Ak-Gara> n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nz)
<Ak-Gara> dictionary.com says it's penises
<Ak-Gara> hmm, if you removed the s and added ii, it would be peniii
<YourMomma> ehm.... wow
<Levin> ok
<Levin> so what?
<Ak-Gara> you're meant to remove the s when adding ii
<Adjudicator> or if you moved 1 i infront of the e and removed the other i's it be PIE
<Levin> YES!
<Levin> so we can infer that pie are dicks
<Ak-Gara> n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nz)
<Ak-Gara> dictionary.com says it's penises
<Ak-Gara> hmm, if you removed the s and added ii, it would be peniii
<YourMomma> ehm.... wow
<Levin> ok
<Levin> so what?
<Ak-Gara> you're meant to remove the s when adding ii
<Adjudicator> or if you moved 1 i infront of the e and removed the other i's it be PIE
<Levin> YES!
<Levin> so we can infer that pie are dicks
Jungle Jim > bastards
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
Ilfar > Ilfar->Midori 10.00 (Drunkeness 5 raises your effective standing from 0.53 to 10.00) (Superb)
<odda> LOL i jumped 30 jumps the wrong way
Jbob2000> k so i was watching master and commander and the dude said that the hull was badly damamged, and i was like dude using a friggen hull repairer
<Cinnander> Wonder if CCP has considered Veldspar arm patches... for when you have to be off the PC for a long time.
<%[BH]Schecter> we're taking exodus off the tranquility server
<%[BH]Schecter> and replacing it with Lineage 2
<+Kalroth> :D
<+Adjudicator> O.o
<%[BH]Schecter> and you will all be my elven mages
<+Kalroth> panties!
<+Johnson_McCrae> time to shoot BH's you think?
<+Adjudicator> Lock and Load :)
<%[BH]Schecter> yes, shoot me with magic arrows and healing potions you naughty dark elf you
<%[BH]Schecter> and replacing it with Lineage 2
<+Kalroth> :D
<+Adjudicator> O.o
<%[BH]Schecter> and you will all be my elven mages
<+Kalroth> panties!
<+Johnson_McCrae> time to shoot BH's you think?
<+Adjudicator> Lock and Load :)
<%[BH]Schecter> yes, shoot me with magic arrows and healing potions you naughty dark elf you
<Kalroth> [BH]Darkage: Well do you use MSIE?
<[BH]Darkage> idd
<Kalroth> [BH]Darkage: Yup, you're a wimp then.
<Johnson_McCrae> Internet Exploder? you GOT to be kidding
<[BH]Darkage> nope
* [BH]Darkage slaps Kalroth
<Kalroth> Using MSIE is like dropping the soap on purpose in a prison shower
<[BH]Darkage> i like it
<Arthur> well i do that
<[BH]Darkage> idd
<Kalroth> [BH]Darkage: Yup, you're a wimp then.
<Johnson_McCrae> Internet Exploder? you GOT to be kidding
<[BH]Darkage> nope
* [BH]Darkage slaps Kalroth
<Kalroth> Using MSIE is like dropping the soap on purpose in a prison shower
<[BH]Darkage> i like it
<Arthur> well i do that
KSUDruid > two words... RIF TER