Dewa Pedang > lols
Dewa Pedang > you dont have a social life
Camper101 > i do
Camper101 > well
Camper101> there is this one guy i owe money ... :-/
Camper101 > i just dont give it back
Camper101 > so that at least he talks to me from time to time
Camper101 > also i love going to the doctor. whenever he touches me i start crying, because no one else ever did.
Dewa Pedang > haha
Kenrailae > o.0
Camper101 > :-O
Camper101 > that sounded more believeable than i wanted it to
Dewa Pedang > you dont have a social life
Camper101 > i do
Camper101 > well
Camper101> there is this one guy i owe money ... :-/
Camper101 > i just dont give it back
Camper101 > so that at least he talks to me from time to time
Camper101 > also i love going to the doctor. whenever he touches me i start crying, because no one else ever did.
Dewa Pedang > haha
Kenrailae > o.0
Camper101 > :-O
Camper101 > that sounded more believeable than i wanted it to
Triple Entendre > Ladies.
Zacharias Toralen > And Gentlemen
evilstickylollypop Baboli > boys
Triple Entendre > Are you a priest?
Zacharias Toralen > are you a cop?
Triple Entendre > Are you open to bribing cops?
Zacharias Toralen > Are you open to being a corrupt cop?
Triple Entendre > If I get to accept bribes? Fuck yeah.
Zacharias Toralen > Awesome. I'll leave the payment at the dead-drop. 20 waffles, as discussed.
Triple Entendre > Good man. I'll leave the goods at the secondary drop as discussed. Three sheep, two bottles of Kraken and a feather duster. I'm not judgemental.
Zacharias Toralen > And Gentlemen
evilstickylollypop Baboli > boys
Triple Entendre > Are you a priest?
Zacharias Toralen > are you a cop?
Triple Entendre > Are you open to bribing cops?
Zacharias Toralen > Are you open to being a corrupt cop?
Triple Entendre > If I get to accept bribes? Fuck yeah.
Zacharias Toralen > Awesome. I'll leave the payment at the dead-drop. 20 waffles, as discussed.
Triple Entendre > Good man. I'll leave the goods at the secondary drop as discussed. Three sheep, two bottles of Kraken and a feather duster. I'm not judgemental.
Jack LeFunk > and they say the average age of an eve player is 25.....local chat says 15 tops
Rina Kondur > hey
Rina Kondur > i just met you
Pinky Feldman > and this is crazy
Onyxalia La'fiette > im on bath salts
Onyxalia La'fiette > and your face looks tasty
Rina Kondur > i just met you
Pinky Feldman > and this is crazy
Onyxalia La'fiette > im on bath salts
Onyxalia La'fiette > and your face looks tasty
Marne Deville > Are transgender players considered neuts?
Reachok > was trying to wipe ice cream off of my keys and windows pops up and asks if I'd like to turn sticky keys on, lol
Tristan Acoma > When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee
Tristan Acoma > That's a Moray
Tristan Acoma > That's a Moray
Andreus: I wish there was a swearword which could precisely convey the sentiment "you and all the beliefs you hold to be true are deluded and illogical to such an extent as to render your mere presence on the Earth into ample evidence that the human race shouldn't exist at all. I cannot imagine what form of congenital, hereditary mental dysfunction would cause you to believe that this idea is in any way logical or sensible. This is the sort of thing I imagine when God threatens to curse someone unto the seventh generation."
HeadJam > I always thought gf meant "get fucked"
Morwen Lagann > I'm a quasi-immortal celestial tool of destruction, and my own mother is still capable of embarrassing me. Go figure.