Luigi Thirty > I need to make my hawk not suck
Luigi Thirty > how can I do that
Gus Preston > sell it
Luigi Thirty > how can I do that
Gus Preston > sell it
Amith Silvermoon > Well i was in a shop today some woman asked me to try out male makeup
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
Siren Sylvanis > um....
Siren Sylvanis > that was strange...
keekthesneek > what
Siren Sylvanis > dictor just engages me solo
Siren Sylvanis > in my battleship.
keekthesneek > lol
Siren Sylvanis > .....
Siren Sylvanis > he bubbled me, hit me with a warp scram,
keekthesneek > boredom
Siren Sylvanis > I nos'd, opened fire, scram, web
Siren Sylvanis > he died fast
Siren Sylvanis > wtf?
keekthesneek > he was bored
Rafe D'Calle > wanted to get back home fast?
Siren Sylvanis > he warped his pod away, actually
Siren Sylvanis > and now, approximately 40 seconds later, the Burn Eden raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > just as I fly out of the dictor bubble
Rafe D'Calle > did you get out of the bubble?
Siren Sylvanis > yeah
Siren Sylvanis > I got out of the bubble and was already in warp
Siren Sylvanis > when the Raven landed on its snipe spot
Siren Sylvanis > I can picture their vent channel...
Rafe D'Calle > hmm sounds like one guy on two accounts maybe
Siren Sylvanis > WRATH! WAKE UP!!!
Siren Sylvanis > ENEMY BATTLESHIP ON BUBBLE
Siren Sylvanis > WTF GET HERE AHHHHH
Siren Sylvanis > *dies*
Siren Sylvanis > ***40 seconds later*
Siren Sylvanis > Wrath: "Uh, what? Sorry I was taking a piss"
Siren Sylvanis > that was strange...
keekthesneek > what
Siren Sylvanis > dictor just engages me solo
Siren Sylvanis > in my battleship.
keekthesneek > lol
Siren Sylvanis > .....
Siren Sylvanis > he bubbled me, hit me with a warp scram,
keekthesneek > boredom
Siren Sylvanis > I nos'd, opened fire, scram, web
Siren Sylvanis > he died fast
Siren Sylvanis > wtf?
keekthesneek > he was bored
Rafe D'Calle > wanted to get back home fast?
Siren Sylvanis > he warped his pod away, actually
Siren Sylvanis > and now, approximately 40 seconds later, the Burn Eden raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > just as I fly out of the dictor bubble
Rafe D'Calle > did you get out of the bubble?
Siren Sylvanis > yeah
Siren Sylvanis > I got out of the bubble and was already in warp
Siren Sylvanis > when the Raven landed on its snipe spot
Siren Sylvanis > I can picture their vent channel...
Rafe D'Calle > hmm sounds like one guy on two accounts maybe
Siren Sylvanis > WRATH! WAKE UP!!!
Siren Sylvanis > ENEMY BATTLESHIP ON BUBBLE
Siren Sylvanis > WTF GET HERE AHHHHH
Siren Sylvanis > *dies*
Siren Sylvanis > ***40 seconds later*
Siren Sylvanis > Wrath: "Uh, what? Sorry I was taking a piss"
Aves > yep, all newbies come standard with mining enthusiasm lvl 5
Luigi Thirty > AMARR SLAVER HATE MINNIE I STAB AMARR IN POD HAHA
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
Siren Sylvanis > holy hell...
Siren Sylvanis > O_O at the damage mod of 1400mm Autocannons
Siren Sylvanis > base dmg mod 5.75x O_O
Frools > haha if only they existed siren :p
Frools > 1400mm artillery
Siren Sylvanis > er, artillery
Siren Sylvanis > ^^;;
Gniot > :)))))))))
Siren Sylvanis > BAH
Frools > and then look at the rof :D
Siren Sylvanis > I'm lysdexic today
Siren Sylvanis > ^^;;
Siren Sylvanis > ooo.... yeah that ROF...
Frools > now look at tach II's
Siren Sylvanis > the pilots have to run out of the ship
Frools > 5.4x 12.5s rof
Siren Sylvanis > and stuff gunpowder down the barrel
Frools > yea :D
Siren Sylvanis > then pack it down
Siren Sylvanis > and shove another kestrel down the gun
Siren Sylvanis > O_O at the damage mod of 1400mm Autocannons
Siren Sylvanis > base dmg mod 5.75x O_O
Frools > haha if only they existed siren :p
Frools > 1400mm artillery
Siren Sylvanis > er, artillery
Siren Sylvanis > ^^;;
Gniot > :)))))))))
Siren Sylvanis > BAH
Frools > and then look at the rof :D
Siren Sylvanis > I'm lysdexic today
Siren Sylvanis > ^^;;
Siren Sylvanis > ooo.... yeah that ROF...
Frools > now look at tach II's
Siren Sylvanis > the pilots have to run out of the ship
Frools > 5.4x 12.5s rof
Siren Sylvanis > and stuff gunpowder down the barrel
Frools > yea :D
Siren Sylvanis > then pack it down
Siren Sylvanis > and shove another kestrel down the gun
d4rk s1de > hehe we war dec them and end up getting camped in
TrouserDeagle > It's kind of inevitable when we base ourselves in their HQ.
TrouserDeagle > It's kind of inevitable when we base ourselves in their HQ.
Samuel Vimes > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Samuel Vimes > found it :o
Atandros > The letter "a" on your keyboard?
Samuel Vimes > found it :o
Atandros > The letter "a" on your keyboard?
Omigir: When in doubt, look at porn.
Vincent Rainbow > i am uber against noob ships
Vincent Rainbow > think i have only lost against them twice
Vincent Rainbow > think i have only lost against them twice