Jones Maloy > we have the suspect in custody
* oolk runs away naked
Jones Maloy > ok we have the suspects pants in custody
* oolk runs away naked
Jones Maloy > ok we have the suspects pants in custody
Dark Flare > Be nastier than stuff that's faster than you, and be faster than stuff that's nastier than you ;)
Miximus Maximus > i suck at writing mails
Alz Shado > yeah, EVE needs a clippy
Alz Shado > "Hi! I see you're trying to write a Threatening Letter. Can I help you with: Formatting? Russian Curse Words? Yo Mamma Jokes?"
Alz Shado > yeah, EVE needs a clippy
Alz Shado > "Hi! I see you're trying to write a Threatening Letter. Can I help you with: Formatting? Russian Curse Words? Yo Mamma Jokes?"
Mispigi > wow is mom upside-down
Lucius Britannia > mom upside down is dad's favorite thing....
Lucius Britannia > mom upside down is dad's favorite thing....
Power's Urge > Destroyers make horrible setups very easy because they have so many slots you can put wrong stuff in.
Nidia Masters > i want to overload my cloak
Nidia Masters > so i can travel through time
Lake > omgrawr
Quinn Oron > Haha.
Leosian II > are you gonna be your own daddy?
Nidia Masters > i'm gonna be your daddy
Quinn Oron > Nidia's ship, the RE-TARDIS.
Nidia Masters > so i can travel through time
Lake > omgrawr
Quinn Oron > Haha.
Leosian II > are you gonna be your own daddy?
Nidia Masters > i'm gonna be your daddy
Quinn Oron > Nidia's ship, the RE-TARDIS.
Treks Dot > minmatar ships are always rigged...to explode
Orgell Evaan > We can't help it... duct tape glue is flammable.
Obsidian Hawk > i had my rupture blessed by an amarrian bishop named McGuyver.......
Nilya Al'Celare > it's like piloting an office chair down a stair well firing an uzi
Orgell Evaan > We can't help it... duct tape glue is flammable.
Obsidian Hawk > i had my rupture blessed by an amarrian bishop named McGuyver.......
Nilya Al'Celare > it's like piloting an office chair down a stair well firing an uzi
UclanChar > Jita Anti-Lag Campaign, donate what ever money you can to this char and when i have enough isk i will buy a Raven with 8 x Smartbombs and make your life here a little easier
Omega Guardian > the in-game notepad makes Windows really ancient notepad look good in comparison
ArtfulArt > I'd like a mini in game excel too
AeolusWind > I'd like an in game smoothie machine
AeolusWind > sadly the Devs disagree with my ideas
Roen Dunaer > lmao
Aeyar > hmm
AeolusWind > the thought of a Quafe smoothie isn't appetising to them
TranceSutt > How about a little exotic dancer who dances in the corner of your screen? Or Militant torpedo Tubes?
AeolusWind > I wanted an exotic dancer like the paper clip in MSWord
TranceSutt > Heheh.... exactly, that'd be great!
Aeyar > lol
AeolusWind > "it appears you're trying to ransom somoene, would you like help composing your ransom letter? Big boy."
ArtfulArt > I'd like a mini in game excel too
AeolusWind > I'd like an in game smoothie machine
AeolusWind > sadly the Devs disagree with my ideas
Roen Dunaer > lmao
Aeyar > hmm
AeolusWind > the thought of a Quafe smoothie isn't appetising to them
TranceSutt > How about a little exotic dancer who dances in the corner of your screen? Or Militant torpedo Tubes?
AeolusWind > I wanted an exotic dancer like the paper clip in MSWord
TranceSutt > Heheh.... exactly, that'd be great!
Aeyar > lol
AeolusWind > "it appears you're trying to ransom somoene, would you like help composing your ransom letter? Big boy."
Azia Burgi > ooh ooh listen to this classified from e-on magazine
Azia Burgi > "I am offering classes in PvP. I will take one student at a time out to low sec for to up to 2 hours. contact ingame."
suoidet ahcrin > ohhh
suoidet ahcrin > bring your BEST ship and equipment along also
Azia Burgi > how much of a scam is that?
Azia Burgi > pay 10mill for 2hours, come in your best ship and mods....
Azia Burgi > i should evemail the guy and congratulate him on his scam,
Erin Sil > hehe - good scam
Spoon Thumb > heh, "Lesson 1: Don't bring what you can't afford to lose. Now let me demonstrate....."
Azia Burgi > lesson 1: trust no-one
Azia Burgi > boom
Azia Burgi > lesson 2: buying a new clone
Erin Sil > lol
suoidet ahcrin > come back for lessons 2 and 3 and 4
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > "I am offering classes in PvP. I will take one student at a time out to low sec for to up to 2 hours. contact ingame."
suoidet ahcrin > ohhh
suoidet ahcrin > bring your BEST ship and equipment along also
Azia Burgi > how much of a scam is that?
Azia Burgi > pay 10mill for 2hours, come in your best ship and mods....
Azia Burgi > i should evemail the guy and congratulate him on his scam,
Erin Sil > hehe - good scam
Spoon Thumb > heh, "Lesson 1: Don't bring what you can't afford to lose. Now let me demonstrate....."
Azia Burgi > lesson 1: trust no-one
Azia Burgi > boom
Azia Burgi > lesson 2: buying a new clone
Erin Sil > lol
suoidet ahcrin > come back for lessons 2 and 3 and 4
Azia Burgi > lol