Exetos > lag is kinda like trying to sprint in electomagnetic shoes over a steel bridge with the shoes randomly being turned on and off
maxvello > ffs, phone of doom is ringing
XF0rc3 > :p
Dyanmo > "you have 7 more days to live..."
maxvello > funnily enough, thats what i just said to that salesman on the phone
XF0rc3 > :p
Dyanmo > "you have 7 more days to live..."
maxvello > funnily enough, thats what i just said to that salesman on the phone
Captin Shlock > good morning Azia *HUGZ*
Azia Burgi > /emote hugs
Azia Burgi > afk, got to run an irl courier mish
Captin Shlock > ok hun
Azia Burgi > got to collect 1 unit of Sister from the busstop
Captin Shlock > LOL
Azia Burgi > /emote hugs
Azia Burgi > afk, got to run an irl courier mish
Captin Shlock > ok hun
Azia Burgi > got to collect 1 unit of Sister from the busstop
Captin Shlock > LOL
Synapse Archae > hey Suiteii you still pirating?
Suiteii > I still have a blood oath to kill you, Synapse ;)
Synapse Archae > rofl thats not pirating
Synapse Archae > thats just the revenge business
Suiteii > Hahaha
Synapse Archae > You should talk to my friend Iniego Montoya
Synapse Archae > he knows all about it
Suiteii > lol
Synapse Archae > some guy killed his father I think....
Suiteii > You killed my maller. Prepare to die
Suiteii > I still have a blood oath to kill you, Synapse ;)
Synapse Archae > rofl thats not pirating
Synapse Archae > thats just the revenge business
Suiteii > Hahaha
Synapse Archae > You should talk to my friend Iniego Montoya
Synapse Archae > he knows all about it
Suiteii > lol
Synapse Archae > some guy killed his father I think....
Suiteii > You killed my maller. Prepare to die
XxAngelxX > What's Ladar for??
Shinoobie > Ladar : Isn't that radar for getting laid?
XxAngelxX > rofl
[ XxAngelxX > you obviously have poor jamming skills then :):)
[Shinoobie > I use magnemetronic, they come to me ;)
Shinoobie > Ladar : Isn't that radar for getting laid?
XxAngelxX > rofl
[ XxAngelxX > you obviously have poor jamming skills then :):)
[Shinoobie > I use magnemetronic, they come to me ;)
Devilish Ledoux > Yay Halloween!!! I've got my bag for candy, my costume, flashlight, Vaseline, a shovel, blowtorch, bucket of acid, fireworks, 36 dildos, 4 severed hands, a Japanese schoolgirl and the Necronomicon
ishkabibble > ill take some japanese school girls
Devilish Ledoux > you can have her when I'm done
Alassra Eventide > why the shovel though?
Devilish Ledoux > MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
Alassra Eventide > I see the reasoning behind everything but the shovel
Devilish Ledoux > you lack vision
Devilish Ledoux > shovels are used for two things (three if you count using it as a weapon). both are valid on Halloween
Devilish Ledoux > actually, all three are valid
ishkabibble > ill take some japanese school girls
Devilish Ledoux > you can have her when I'm done
Alassra Eventide > why the shovel though?
Devilish Ledoux > MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
Alassra Eventide > I see the reasoning behind everything but the shovel
Devilish Ledoux > you lack vision
Devilish Ledoux > shovels are used for two things (three if you count using it as a weapon). both are valid on Halloween
Devilish Ledoux > actually, all three are valid
Amith Silvermoon > Well i was in a shop today some woman asked me to try out male makeup
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
Siren Sylvanis > um....
Siren Sylvanis > that was strange...
keekthesneek > what
Siren Sylvanis > dictor just engages me solo
Siren Sylvanis > in my battleship.
keekthesneek > lol
Siren Sylvanis > .....
Siren Sylvanis > he bubbled me, hit me with a warp scram,
keekthesneek > boredom
Siren Sylvanis > I nos'd, opened fire, scram, web
Siren Sylvanis > he died fast
Siren Sylvanis > wtf?
keekthesneek > he was bored
Rafe D'Calle > wanted to get back home fast?
Siren Sylvanis > he warped his pod away, actually
Siren Sylvanis > and now, approximately 40 seconds later, the Burn Eden raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > just as I fly out of the dictor bubble
Rafe D'Calle > did you get out of the bubble?
Siren Sylvanis > yeah
Siren Sylvanis > I got out of the bubble and was already in warp
Siren Sylvanis > when the Raven landed on its snipe spot
Siren Sylvanis > I can picture their vent channel...
Rafe D'Calle > hmm sounds like one guy on two accounts maybe
Siren Sylvanis > WRATH! WAKE UP!!!
Siren Sylvanis > ENEMY BATTLESHIP ON BUBBLE
Siren Sylvanis > WTF GET HERE AHHHHH
Siren Sylvanis > *dies*
Siren Sylvanis > ***40 seconds later*
Siren Sylvanis > Wrath: "Uh, what? Sorry I was taking a piss"
Siren Sylvanis > that was strange...
keekthesneek > what
Siren Sylvanis > dictor just engages me solo
Siren Sylvanis > in my battleship.
keekthesneek > lol
Siren Sylvanis > .....
Siren Sylvanis > he bubbled me, hit me with a warp scram,
keekthesneek > boredom
Siren Sylvanis > I nos'd, opened fire, scram, web
Siren Sylvanis > he died fast
Siren Sylvanis > wtf?
keekthesneek > he was bored
Rafe D'Calle > wanted to get back home fast?
Siren Sylvanis > he warped his pod away, actually
Siren Sylvanis > and now, approximately 40 seconds later, the Burn Eden raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > just as I fly out of the dictor bubble
Rafe D'Calle > did you get out of the bubble?
Siren Sylvanis > yeah
Siren Sylvanis > I got out of the bubble and was already in warp
Siren Sylvanis > when the Raven landed on its snipe spot
Siren Sylvanis > I can picture their vent channel...
Rafe D'Calle > hmm sounds like one guy on two accounts maybe
Siren Sylvanis > WRATH! WAKE UP!!!
Siren Sylvanis > ENEMY BATTLESHIP ON BUBBLE
Siren Sylvanis > WTF GET HERE AHHHHH
Siren Sylvanis > *dies*
Siren Sylvanis > ***40 seconds later*
Siren Sylvanis > Wrath: "Uh, what? Sorry I was taking a piss"
Aves > yep, all newbies come standard with mining enthusiasm lvl 5
Luigi Thirty > AMARR SLAVER HATE MINNIE I STAB AMARR IN POD HAHA
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere