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royal killer > goddamit im so stressed out this week, get grades from winter exams and if theyr high enough dad was gonna give me an alt =)....
Xenny Lee > lol
Aduna > ladies and germs, that's how you can tell when someone is too obsessed with this game :P
royal killer > lol shut up :P
royal killer > its just a reward for the grades that sall
royal killer > dont make me stop bringing junk from empire to u :P
Marcathonas > I'd prefer dad to say "son, you're a man now, and your grades are good, so here's a hooker"
Xenny Lee > ^Wins
royal killer > well that woudl be way better but if shell be for more than one night ;)...
Marcathonas > you're right. I love the logic
Marcathonas > ALTS ARE BETTER THAN SEX
Emperor paulpentine > arse
Emperor paulpentine > the other me put up a contract for me
Emperor paulpentine > but the silly moo did an auction istead of an item exchange
Slartibartinn > hehe
Neo1 > u silly moo
Neo1 > :)
Emperor paulpentine > so i now have to wait until i win my private auction in 2 days time
Slartibartinn > lol I bet u win
Emperor paulpentine > i'd be upset if i didn't
Ugleb > ADOPT CAMP POSITION
Ugleb > goes limp wristed
Jorund Bork > hand on hip?
Carinae > hangs a hankey from his left pocket and pulls up his right trouser leg
Ferrete > If I ever meet this 'Scotty' the docking manager I swear I am going to pod his ass repeatedly... =/
Crimsons Storm > starting to worry about my wife...she's taken the laptop to the bathroom to do the online shopping?????
wickedparadigm > lol
wickedparadigm > now there's money going down the toilet...
Muad'Dib Paul > They say the best ideas are thought of under stress :P
Exetos > lag is kinda like trying to sprint in electomagnetic shoes over a steel bridge with the shoes randomly being turned on and off
maxvello > ffs, phone of doom is ringing
XF0rc3 > :p
Dyanmo > "you have 7 more days to live..."
maxvello > funnily enough, thats what i just said to that salesman on the phone
Captin Shlock > good morning Azia *HUGZ*
Azia Burgi > /emote hugs
Azia Burgi > afk, got to run an irl courier mish
Captin Shlock > ok hun
Azia Burgi > got to collect 1 unit of Sister from the busstop
Captin Shlock > LOL
Devilish Ledoux > Yay Halloween!!! I've got my bag for candy, my costume, flashlight, Vaseline, a shovel, blowtorch, bucket of acid, fireworks, 36 dildos, 4 severed hands, a Japanese schoolgirl and the Necronomicon
ishkabibble > ill take some japanese school girls
Devilish Ledoux > you can have her when I'm done
Alassra Eventide > why the shovel though?
Devilish Ledoux > MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
Alassra Eventide > I see the reasoning behind everything but the shovel
Devilish Ledoux > you lack vision
Devilish Ledoux > shovels are used for two things (three if you count using it as a weapon). both are valid on Halloween
Devilish Ledoux > actually, all three are valid
Amith Silvermoon > Well i was in a shop today some woman asked me to try out male makeup
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
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