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papapew > what the hell
papapew > i died
WER386 > gratz
papapew > can someone give me a civilian gatling autocanon plz
papapew > what the hell
papapew > i died
WER386 > gratz
papapew > can someone give me a civilian gatling autocanon plz
MGrind > hey, how do you close a corporation? i'm going to join a corp but i need to quit mine and i can't seem to as ceo
Par'Gellen > i had to create an alt and make him the ceo of my old corp then delete him
MGrind > ok
MGrind > that's dumb though
Par'Gellen > agreed
Par'Gellen > CCP not so good at doing things the right way
MGrind > i'd say
Par'Gellen > they give it hell though. like a hamster humping a soda can
Par'Gellen > i had to create an alt and make him the ceo of my old corp then delete him
MGrind > ok
MGrind > that's dumb though
Par'Gellen > agreed
Par'Gellen > CCP not so good at doing things the right way
MGrind > i'd say
Par'Gellen > they give it hell though. like a hamster humping a soda can
Power's Urge > Destroyers make horrible setups very easy because they have so many slots you can put wrong stuff in.
Rodj Blake > Attention Cruoris Seraphim
Rodj Blake > You are criminals and will be shot on sight
Rodj Blake > You will not be drinking Amarrian blood tonight - you will be drowning in your own
Heartstone > Thanks Rodj I was afraid they were gonna shoot me I feel so safe with you guys protecting me
Rodj Blake > Attention SF
Rodj Blake > You are criminals and will be shot on sight
Rodj Blake > You are criminals and will be shot on sight
Rodj Blake > You will not be drinking Amarrian blood tonight - you will be drowning in your own
Heartstone > Thanks Rodj I was afraid they were gonna shoot me I feel so safe with you guys protecting me
Rodj Blake > Attention SF
Rodj Blake > You are criminals and will be shot on sight
Nidia Masters > i want to overload my cloak
Nidia Masters > so i can travel through time
Lake > omgrawr
Quinn Oron > Haha.
Leosian II > are you gonna be your own daddy?
Nidia Masters > i'm gonna be your daddy
Quinn Oron > Nidia's ship, the RE-TARDIS.
Nidia Masters > so i can travel through time
Lake > omgrawr
Quinn Oron > Haha.
Leosian II > are you gonna be your own daddy?
Nidia Masters > i'm gonna be your daddy
Quinn Oron > Nidia's ship, the RE-TARDIS.
Merii Kha'sen > I want a MUD eve XD
Merii Kha'sen > text over SSL or 80 :P
WCPistolPete > with the change of seasons here work should slow down, so I might be able to get to the ei-fi long enough to switch skills while at work...
Merii Kha'sen > would be amusing as all hell
Kromaatikse Alain > > LOOK
WCPistolPete > ?
Kromaatikse Alain > You are at the gate to Jita. You see a large swarm of CONCORD drones
Merii Kha'sen > yes
Merii Kha'sen > you see (12 lines of players)
Kromaatikse Alain > > JUMP TO JITA
Merii Kha'sen > WARP TO 4 4
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Merii Kha'sen > Logging in
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Kromaatikse Alain > You are in a maze of twisty warp tunnels, all alike
Merii Kha'sen > actually
Merii Kha'sen > I played a MUD for 4 years
Merii Kha'sen > great game
WCPistolPete > sounds like a bad phone conversation :p
Merii Kha'sen > eve doesn't lend itself well to MUDs tho
Kromaatikse Alain > > F1 F2 F3 F4
Kromaatikse Alain > The tackler drone hits! You feel confused...
Rooker > You jump through the gate, there are 600 goonies on the other side
WCPistolPete > 9 jumps left...
Merii Kha'sen > S: 0/5469 A: 5200/7969 H: 7453/7453 SL SL SL SL SL SL SL HN HCI WE WS LAR DC AHT AHK AHE-
Merii Kha'sen > that would be the prompt for my geddon
Merii Kha'sen > oh wait
Rooker > not one of them thought to fit a scrambler, so you LOL to the next gate
Merii Kha'sen > forgot the speed and cap tho
Merii Kha'sen > the prompt would be a full line XD
WCPistolPete > lol
Merii Kha'sen > but yeah
Merii Kha'sen > I come from Achaea
Merii Kha'sen > so the prompt there looks like this
Merii Kha'sen > 3620h, 3620m, 15200e, 15200w cexdbk@-
Merii Kha'sen > so I'm used to reading prompts fast :P
WCPistolPete > man that's like ega trek :p
Kromaatikse Alain > no I think the MUD style would go better with the ambulation
Kromaatikse Alain > ENTER HANGAR
Kromaatikse Alain > You see what appears to be a very large pile of scrap metal and other junk
Kromaatikse Alain > EXAMINE JUNK
Kromaatikse Alain > Actually, it's a MInmatar ship
Merii Kha'sen > An angry slaver hound rises from the junk.
Merii Kha'sen > or that.
Merii Kha'sen > better joke :D
Rooker > tbh, I'm betting it's not 20 minutes after the patch that the first "zomg I gave her isk for cyberz and got scammed >,<" post on eve-o
Rooker > the ambulation patch*
Merii Kha'sen > 20 min?
Merii Kha'sen > text over SSL or 80 :P
WCPistolPete > with the change of seasons here work should slow down, so I might be able to get to the ei-fi long enough to switch skills while at work...
Merii Kha'sen > would be amusing as all hell
Kromaatikse Alain > > LOOK
WCPistolPete > ?
Kromaatikse Alain > You are at the gate to Jita. You see a large swarm of CONCORD drones
Merii Kha'sen > yes
Merii Kha'sen > you see (12 lines of players)
Kromaatikse Alain > > JUMP TO JITA
Merii Kha'sen > WARP TO 4 4
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Merii Kha'sen > Logging in
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Kromaatikse Alain > You are in a maze of twisty warp tunnels, all alike
Merii Kha'sen > actually
Merii Kha'sen > I played a MUD for 4 years
Merii Kha'sen > great game
WCPistolPete > sounds like a bad phone conversation :p
Merii Kha'sen > eve doesn't lend itself well to MUDs tho
Kromaatikse Alain > > F1 F2 F3 F4
Kromaatikse Alain > The tackler drone hits! You feel confused...
Rooker > You jump through the gate, there are 600 goonies on the other side
WCPistolPete > 9 jumps left...
Merii Kha'sen > S: 0/5469 A: 5200/7969 H: 7453/7453 SL SL SL SL SL SL SL HN HCI WE WS LAR DC AHT AHK AHE-
Merii Kha'sen > that would be the prompt for my geddon
Merii Kha'sen > oh wait
Rooker > not one of them thought to fit a scrambler, so you LOL to the next gate
Merii Kha'sen > forgot the speed and cap tho
Merii Kha'sen > the prompt would be a full line XD
WCPistolPete > lol
Merii Kha'sen > but yeah
Merii Kha'sen > I come from Achaea
Merii Kha'sen > so the prompt there looks like this
Merii Kha'sen > 3620h, 3620m, 15200e, 15200w cexdbk@-
Merii Kha'sen > so I'm used to reading prompts fast :P
WCPistolPete > man that's like ega trek :p
Kromaatikse Alain > no I think the MUD style would go better with the ambulation
Kromaatikse Alain > ENTER HANGAR
Kromaatikse Alain > You see what appears to be a very large pile of scrap metal and other junk
Kromaatikse Alain > EXAMINE JUNK
Kromaatikse Alain > Actually, it's a MInmatar ship
Merii Kha'sen > An angry slaver hound rises from the junk.
Merii Kha'sen > or that.
Merii Kha'sen > better joke :D
Rooker > tbh, I'm betting it's not 20 minutes after the patch that the first "zomg I gave her isk for cyberz and got scammed >,<" post on eve-o
Rooker > the ambulation patch*
Merii Kha'sen > 20 min?
Omega Guardian > the in-game notepad makes Windows really ancient notepad look good in comparison
ArtfulArt > I'd like a mini in game excel too
AeolusWind > I'd like an in game smoothie machine
AeolusWind > sadly the Devs disagree with my ideas
Roen Dunaer > lmao
Aeyar > hmm
AeolusWind > the thought of a Quafe smoothie isn't appetising to them
TranceSutt > How about a little exotic dancer who dances in the corner of your screen? Or Militant torpedo Tubes?
AeolusWind > I wanted an exotic dancer like the paper clip in MSWord
TranceSutt > Heheh.... exactly, that'd be great!
Aeyar > lol
AeolusWind > "it appears you're trying to ransom somoene, would you like help composing your ransom letter? Big boy."
ArtfulArt > I'd like a mini in game excel too
AeolusWind > I'd like an in game smoothie machine
AeolusWind > sadly the Devs disagree with my ideas
Roen Dunaer > lmao
Aeyar > hmm
AeolusWind > the thought of a Quafe smoothie isn't appetising to them
TranceSutt > How about a little exotic dancer who dances in the corner of your screen? Or Militant torpedo Tubes?
AeolusWind > I wanted an exotic dancer like the paper clip in MSWord
TranceSutt > Heheh.... exactly, that'd be great!
Aeyar > lol
AeolusWind > "it appears you're trying to ransom somoene, would you like help composing your ransom letter? Big boy."
Azia Burgi > ooh ooh listen to this classified from e-on magazine
Azia Burgi > "I am offering classes in PvP. I will take one student at a time out to low sec for to up to 2 hours. contact ingame."
suoidet ahcrin > ohhh
suoidet ahcrin > bring your BEST ship and equipment along also
Azia Burgi > how much of a scam is that?
Azia Burgi > pay 10mill for 2hours, come in your best ship and mods....
Azia Burgi > i should evemail the guy and congratulate him on his scam,
Erin Sil > hehe - good scam
Spoon Thumb > heh, "Lesson 1: Don't bring what you can't afford to lose. Now let me demonstrate....."
Azia Burgi > lesson 1: trust no-one
Azia Burgi > boom
Azia Burgi > lesson 2: buying a new clone
Erin Sil > lol
suoidet ahcrin > come back for lessons 2 and 3 and 4
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > "I am offering classes in PvP. I will take one student at a time out to low sec for to up to 2 hours. contact ingame."
suoidet ahcrin > ohhh
suoidet ahcrin > bring your BEST ship and equipment along also
Azia Burgi > how much of a scam is that?
Azia Burgi > pay 10mill for 2hours, come in your best ship and mods....
Azia Burgi > i should evemail the guy and congratulate him on his scam,
Erin Sil > hehe - good scam
Spoon Thumb > heh, "Lesson 1: Don't bring what you can't afford to lose. Now let me demonstrate....."
Azia Burgi > lesson 1: trust no-one
Azia Burgi > boom
Azia Burgi > lesson 2: buying a new clone
Erin Sil > lol
suoidet ahcrin > come back for lessons 2 and 3 and 4
Azia Burgi > lol
Virtuozzo > afk 5, drinks & catfood
Shinri Kyo > err, are you that poor these days?
Virtuozzo > ....
Shinri Kyo > err, are you that poor these days?
Virtuozzo > ....
T0SHIR0 > but is just a game :)
T0SHIR0 > we are only players
T0SHIR0 > we respect us each other no ?
Jenina Hawke > Oh, I would respect you more if you had not logged off in a panic when you found yourself in a gatecamp
Jenina Hawke > Twice...
T0SHIR0 > we are only players
T0SHIR0 > we respect us each other no ?
Jenina Hawke > Oh, I would respect you more if you had not logged off in a panic when you found yourself in a gatecamp
Jenina Hawke > Twice...