Raigir> wish we had something like Used Ship sales in eve
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
Jurtis Kames left the room.
Jurtis Kames: apparently I left the room without my knowledge, strange
Thadeus Uatar: It's never good to leave your knowledge behind
Jurtis Kames: apparently I left the room without my knowledge, strange
Thadeus Uatar: It's never good to leave your knowledge behind
Lupus Humpus > Anyone speak russian?
Sergiiy Kortos > sup?
Lupus Humpus > teofast has added you as contact with Terrible Standing - пидар, который мне снес Ретривер
Sergiiy Kortos > the bitch that killed my retreiver
Flores Negras > owned
Sergiiy Kortos > sup?
Lupus Humpus > teofast has added you as contact with Terrible Standing - пидар, который мне снес Ретривер
Sergiiy Kortos > the bitch that killed my retreiver
Flores Negras > owned
Gregory MacAllister > hi guys, question, i keep picking up this yellow can outside my station marked free ammo, and then my ship does something funny and i'm back in the station
Llewelyn Fawr > Samirrah is operating a CNR scam
Leslie e'Evob > Let's go through the CNR Scam Checklist, shall we?
Leslie e'Evob > [x] someone offered to sell you a CNR
Leslie e'Evob > There we go.
Leslie e'Evob > Next time someone offers to sell you a CNR, go through the above handy checklist to see if the offer is a scam.
Leslie e'Evob > Let's go through the CNR Scam Checklist, shall we?
Leslie e'Evob > [x] someone offered to sell you a CNR
Leslie e'Evob > There we go.
Leslie e'Evob > Next time someone offers to sell you a CNR, go through the above handy checklist to see if the offer is a scam.
Kathryn Dougans > Eve is Sparta, we proved this the other day. Here is the reasoning
Kathryn Dougans > Pvp ships, are attracted to pvp ships. they are also attracted to pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > pve ships only role is to make more ships.
Kathryn Dougans > therefore pvp ships are bisexual, except for ECM ones which are gay, as they're not so good at screwing pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > and in Sparta, men liked men, and also liked women. Women only were to make more spartans
Kathryn Dougans > Spartan men = pvp ship, Spartan woman = pve ship.
Kathryn Dougans > and so, EVE = sparta
Kathryn Dougans > and the spartans didn't like lesbians, which is why in EVE, group pve is pretty lolzy
Kathryn Dougans > the logic is unassailable.
Kathryn Dougans > Pvp ships, are attracted to pvp ships. they are also attracted to pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > pve ships only role is to make more ships.
Kathryn Dougans > therefore pvp ships are bisexual, except for ECM ones which are gay, as they're not so good at screwing pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > and in Sparta, men liked men, and also liked women. Women only were to make more spartans
Kathryn Dougans > Spartan men = pvp ship, Spartan woman = pve ship.
Kathryn Dougans > and so, EVE = sparta
Kathryn Dougans > and the spartans didn't like lesbians, which is why in EVE, group pve is pretty lolzy
Kathryn Dougans > the logic is unassailable.
Quinn Oron > I should carry a trade commodity for good luck.
Quinn Oron > A homeless guy perhaps.
Quinn Oron > So if I die, I know I won't be the worst off.
Quinn Oron > A homeless guy perhaps.
Quinn Oron > So if I die, I know I won't be the worst off.
haav0c > i have to go unclog air ventilator #3
haav0c > back.
haav0c > apparently the pvc pipe we were using for the bomb calorimeter drain fit perfectly in the nozzle of the shop vac, got the clog out no problem o/
Blake Sheffield > pvc pipe?
Blake Sheffield > bomb calorimeter?
Blake Sheffield > what the heck are you doign?
haav0c > umm...
haav0c > science?
haav0c > back.
haav0c > apparently the pvc pipe we were using for the bomb calorimeter drain fit perfectly in the nozzle of the shop vac, got the clog out no problem o/
Blake Sheffield > pvc pipe?
Blake Sheffield > bomb calorimeter?
Blake Sheffield > what the heck are you doign?
haav0c > umm...
haav0c > science?
Stitcher > I think there's an ad campaign there
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
Rhoads07 > can you buy prostitutes off the market?
Lt Omnidan > yes
Sue Thamel > Welcome to EVE!
Lt Omnidan > yes
Sue Thamel > Welcome to EVE!