Siren Sylvanis > hm.
Siren Sylvanis > I just sat at a gate for 10 minutes
Siren Sylvanis > thinking WTFLAG
Siren Sylvanis > then I realized I never clicked jump.
Siren Sylvanis > I just sat at a gate for 10 minutes
Siren Sylvanis > thinking WTFLAG
Siren Sylvanis > then I realized I never clicked jump.
Yuki Li > sorry what? i couldn't hear you over the sound of you being dead
<@Oveur> and get tuxford typing lessons :P
<@tuxford> AT LEAST ITS SPEELED CORRECTLY
<@tuxford> AT LEAST ITS SPEELED CORRECTLY
Tamora > yknow in the 2nd world war when the russian officers lost the battle theyd be asked to commit suicide and given a revolver? well im handing my mega pulse 2 to ASCN right now in a trade window in station....
crocmore > lol tam :)
WiZZyWiGG > dont think they can use tech 2 guns tho :)
Tamora > owned
crocmore > lol tam :)
WiZZyWiGG > dont think they can use tech 2 guns tho :)
Tamora > owned
<sutty> wtf is going on massive lag round delve
<sutty> im stuck at a gate
<Dobbs> i think perhaps cyvok is attacking his fleet again
<sutty> im stuck at a gate
<Dobbs> i think perhaps cyvok is attacking his fleet again
james washburn > 'i hate ASCN
james washburn > they done stole my space
james washburn > they turned my home into a strip bar...
james washburn > /emote crys
Blyzz > WOOHOO!
Blyzz > but that's a good thing!
james washburn > no its not
james washburn > they chjanged the locks
james washburn > they done stole my space
james washburn > they turned my home into a strip bar...
james washburn > /emote crys
Blyzz > WOOHOO!
Blyzz > but that's a good thing!
james washburn > no its not
james washburn > they chjanged the locks
High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
tehnomage > isn't there any way to make your ship like orbit vertically instead horizontally ?
Herculite > turn your head sideways
DEVIL MAELSTROM > lol
tehnomage > g, I wouldn't of thought about that
Herculite > glad to help
Herculite > turn your head sideways
DEVIL MAELSTROM > lol
tehnomage > g, I wouldn't of thought about that
Herculite > glad to help
Tamora > mirel have u blocked tido?
mirel yirrin > YEah.
mirel yirrin > I forgot why, though.
Tamora > unblock him
mirel yirrin > I think I owe him money
mirel yirrin > YEah.
mirel yirrin > I forgot why, though.
Tamora > unblock him
mirel yirrin > I think I owe him money
Creepy Charlie > ... I just made 58 mil from selling Caldari and Amarr dog tags..
CaptainMabufo > just think how much you would have made selling the dogs
Creepy Charlie > I'm filipino, they didn't last the trip.
Creepy Charlie > >.>
CaptainMabufo > just think how much you would have made selling the dogs
Creepy Charlie > I'm filipino, they didn't last the trip.
Creepy Charlie > >.>