James Monroe > You think you're good at Eve? You think you're tough?! Well try frying bacon naked, pal.
Akion Noscire > vietnam? Minmatar Prime, fetching me some slaves :P
Blue Python > lol
Gturtle > Bwahaha
Gturtle > Reminds me of the old joke, how many Minmater does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Blue Python > I don't know
Gturtle > Who the fuck are we kidding, they just add another stick to the fire
Gturtle > <_<
Akion Noscire > hehehehe
Blue Python > lol
Monev TheGale > heh
Gturtle > Minmater ships don't have injection systems, the pilot just kicks out the window and jumps while yelling "Fwwooooooosh"
Gturtle > Err injection= ejection
Akion Noscire > dare you to go to a 0.0 mimatar space and tell that joke
Gturtle > A minmater interceptor is a pilot strapped to a cruise missile <_<
Blue Python > lol
Akion Noscire > hahaha
Gturtle > Why do minmater always travel in groups of three?
Gturtle > One to read, One to Write, one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals
Blue Python > lol
Gturtle > Bwahaha
Gturtle > Reminds me of the old joke, how many Minmater does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Blue Python > I don't know
Gturtle > Who the fuck are we kidding, they just add another stick to the fire
Gturtle > <_<
Akion Noscire > hehehehe
Blue Python > lol
Monev TheGale > heh
Gturtle > Minmater ships don't have injection systems, the pilot just kicks out the window and jumps while yelling "Fwwooooooosh"
Gturtle > Err injection= ejection
Akion Noscire > dare you to go to a 0.0 mimatar space and tell that joke
Gturtle > A minmater interceptor is a pilot strapped to a cruise missile <_<
Blue Python > lol
Akion Noscire > hahaha
Gturtle > Why do minmater always travel in groups of three?
Gturtle > One to read, One to Write, one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals
Princess Beefcurtains > I wonder... Under 'Dictionary' in a dictionary.. does it say "what you're reading you fucking noob!" ?
Chuskarl's Daughter > hi panthis
Syren Tore > panthis dude, how's it goin?
Panthis > good just woke up from a nightmare. I dreamt I forgot to set my training
Panthis > ok its still going
Syren Tore > LOL, you kidding me :D
Chuskarl's Daughter > loool
Panthis > working on Paranoia 5
Chuskarl's Daughter > lol
Panthis > ok I can go back to sleep. Might need a night light though. Pretty shook up
Syren Tore > panthis dude, how's it goin?
Panthis > good just woke up from a nightmare. I dreamt I forgot to set my training
Panthis > ok its still going
Syren Tore > LOL, you kidding me :D
Chuskarl's Daughter > loool
Panthis > working on Paranoia 5
Chuskarl's Daughter > lol
Panthis > ok I can go back to sleep. Might need a night light though. Pretty shook up
Ruzho > I trained Socializing to IV, which let me get Carousing which I trained up to III, which let me get Dirty Dancing which I trained up to II.
Krysee > Okay.
Ruzho > And I still can't do a pirouette.
Krysee > Well, duh. That's because you first need Ballet III.
Ruzho > And what are the prerequisites for that?
Krysee > Gayness V, Uber-Gayness V and Liberache Gay III.
Krysee > Okay.
Ruzho > And I still can't do a pirouette.
Krysee > Well, duh. That's because you first need Ballet III.
Ruzho > And what are the prerequisites for that?
Krysee > Gayness V, Uber-Gayness V and Liberache Gay III.
Dev Corland > *coughwe'reat14kcough*
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Tarn A'thalus > /emote hands dev a coughdrop
Dev Corland > Yeah, thanks. I need to get this checked.
Tarn A'thalus > /emote looks through is skills for anything even remotely medically related.....
Enigmas > There is biochemistry or something like it..
Dev Corland > lol
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm metalurgy..nope that won't do it
Tarn A'thalus > hmmm cybernetics.... gettin closer
Dev Corland > Cybernetic lungs would work :D
Tarn A'thalus > laboratory operation, that is promising :)
Dev Corland > Eep
Tarn A'thalus > mechanic...noooo.
Tarn A'thalus > i guess i'll use laboratory operation and cybernetics... .Nideon, hand me that saw we found today :)
Nideon > the rusty one?
Enigmas > A spoon works much better, saw.. pah, we're not in the middle ages here..
Dev Corland > lol
Erelah > haha
Dev Corland > o.O
Tarn A'thalus > oh... i know... a torch!!! i need a blowtorch, a spoon, a spring... some rum.... and a cat!
Dev Corland > /emote makes sure all hatches are closed so no one can get in his ship.
Tarn A'thalus > and i'll fix ya right up dev
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Nideon > well i have a 3/8 socket set, a couple napkins, a large rock with 1 sharp edge, and about 3 foot of shoelace will that do?
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm yeah, but the napkins are to wipe my forehead, i'll make do with the rest
Erelah > perfect
Dev Corland > wipe YOUR forehead?! I'm the one getting operated on with a rusty spoon and a bloody cat!
Erelah > haha
Tarn A'thalus > oh, no
Tarn A'thalus > the spoon is bloody
Tarn A'thalus > the CAT is rusty
Tarn A'thalus > don't ever get that mixed up
Erelah > ROFL
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Tarn A'thalus > /emote hands dev a coughdrop
Dev Corland > Yeah, thanks. I need to get this checked.
Tarn A'thalus > /emote looks through is skills for anything even remotely medically related.....
Enigmas > There is biochemistry or something like it..
Dev Corland > lol
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm metalurgy..nope that won't do it
Tarn A'thalus > hmmm cybernetics.... gettin closer
Dev Corland > Cybernetic lungs would work :D
Tarn A'thalus > laboratory operation, that is promising :)
Dev Corland > Eep
Tarn A'thalus > mechanic...noooo.
Tarn A'thalus > i guess i'll use laboratory operation and cybernetics... .Nideon, hand me that saw we found today :)
Nideon > the rusty one?
Enigmas > A spoon works much better, saw.. pah, we're not in the middle ages here..
Dev Corland > lol
Erelah > haha
Dev Corland > o.O
Tarn A'thalus > oh... i know... a torch!!! i need a blowtorch, a spoon, a spring... some rum.... and a cat!
Dev Corland > /emote makes sure all hatches are closed so no one can get in his ship.
Tarn A'thalus > and i'll fix ya right up dev
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Nideon > well i have a 3/8 socket set, a couple napkins, a large rock with 1 sharp edge, and about 3 foot of shoelace will that do?
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm yeah, but the napkins are to wipe my forehead, i'll make do with the rest
Erelah > perfect
Dev Corland > wipe YOUR forehead?! I'm the one getting operated on with a rusty spoon and a bloody cat!
Erelah > haha
Tarn A'thalus > oh, no
Tarn A'thalus > the spoon is bloody
Tarn A'thalus > the CAT is rusty
Tarn A'thalus > don't ever get that mixed up
Erelah > ROFL
RemDakar > I've seen more action at an old folks home during a viagra shortage
Deramius > aside from training the basic skill for a weapon, what makes it do more damage?
Par'Gellen > ammo
Par'Gellen > ammo
Kella DelRae > hehe an iron jag was warping to the keberz gate so i warned the thnanatos
Caladarr > :/
Kella DelRae > what?
Caladarr > let them kill each other...
Siren Sylvanis > we like it when our enemies blow each other
Siren Sylvanis > ......up
Siren Sylvanis > fuck, premature enterculation
Caladarr > :/
Kella DelRae > what?
Caladarr > let them kill each other...
Siren Sylvanis > we like it when our enemies blow each other
Siren Sylvanis > ......up
Siren Sylvanis > fuck, premature enterculation
Kehmor > wow i just had a semi worthwhile drop from a regular BS rat
Kehmor > Heavy Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I, Tachyon Modal Laser I and Heavy Diminishing Power System Drain I
James Lyrus > Woah, no small shield booster Is there.
Jacob Etienne > where's the 1mn AB?
Jacob Etienne > zomg petition!
Kehmor > Heavy Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I, Tachyon Modal Laser I and Heavy Diminishing Power System Drain I
James Lyrus > Woah, no small shield booster Is there.
Jacob Etienne > where's the 1mn AB?
Jacob Etienne > zomg petition!