jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
Aelisha > if being a healer in online games made me a girl, i'd have saved a lot of money on that operation
Aelisha > it'd also be more convincing
Jessa Shi > probably
Aelisha > the stubble is a bit of a turn off apparently :(
Aelisha > I JUST WANT TO BE PRETTY
Aelisha > it'd also be more convincing
Jessa Shi > probably
Aelisha > the stubble is a bit of a turn off apparently :(
Aelisha > I JUST WANT TO BE PRETTY
Tristan Acoma [prax]: New plan: alt corp
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.
Andreus Ixiris > One of my pilots has been orbiting my corporate hangar array for almost twelve hours now.
Cynthia Gallente > maybe he's drunk?
Andreus Ixiris > One can only assume.
Cynthia Gallente > "Hard left!"
Cynthia Gallente > "sir you've been saying hard left for hours now"
Cynthia Gallente > "HARD LEFT!"
Cynthia Gallente > maybe he's drunk?
Andreus Ixiris > One can only assume.
Cynthia Gallente > "Hard left!"
Cynthia Gallente > "sir you've been saying hard left for hours now"
Cynthia Gallente > "HARD LEFT!"
IronGoldenEagle > we at war with anyone?
Nomi Cakes > War: Currency Exchange vs. C0NVICTED
IronGoldenEagle > that would explain why they locking me up in jita
Nomi Cakes > We've been at war with them for a week...
Nomi Cakes > everyone was warned....
Nomi Cakes > I haven't even been PLAYING EVE and I knew we were at war.
IronGoldenEagle > i havent played eve in a year
Nomi Cakes > I haven't gotten laid in almost six years, but I still know to check if she's got crabs.
Nomi Cakes > War: Currency Exchange vs. C0NVICTED
IronGoldenEagle > that would explain why they locking me up in jita
Nomi Cakes > We've been at war with them for a week...
Nomi Cakes > everyone was warned....
Nomi Cakes > I haven't even been PLAYING EVE and I knew we were at war.
IronGoldenEagle > i havent played eve in a year
Nomi Cakes > I haven't gotten laid in almost six years, but I still know to check if she's got crabs.
McNab DK1977 > so what's this about an aeon ?
Asceticism > guy says he goes and gets a sandwich right? super drifts out while afk, blammo
Smag > must have been one hell of a sandwich
Asceticism > it made me hungry
McNab DK1977 > we lost the aeon because of a sandwich ?
Asceticism > well it was a blt
DestroyEraseImprove > bacon lossmail tomato
McNab DK1977 > oh... okay then
Asceticism > guy says he goes and gets a sandwich right? super drifts out while afk, blammo
Smag > must have been one hell of a sandwich
Asceticism > it made me hungry
McNab DK1977 > we lost the aeon because of a sandwich ?
Asceticism > well it was a blt
DestroyEraseImprove > bacon lossmail tomato
McNab DK1977 > oh... okay then
Shiroh Yatamii > I'm a little drone boat, short and stout. This one's named Haddock, this one's named Trout. When a drone explodes and becomes a cloud I am suddenly without friends and it's really a rather devestating event in my life.
Shiroh Yatamii > I love rhyming.
Shiroh Yatamii > I love rhyming.
Veloric > I'm sick of all these fucking scammers say shit like "Donate Please", send me 1 mil if you guys agree.
<+Tamber> how much more orange is it
<%[CCP]Prawn> well if you look at the colour orange
<%[CCP]Prawn> it's like that
<%[CCP]Prawn> well if you look at the colour orange
<%[CCP]Prawn> it's like that
Whatdafuzz > looking pretty has its benefits
McBarnacle> It does for my GF, she gets to have sex more often
McBarnacle> Shame it's not with me though.................
McBarnacle> It does for my GF, she gets to have sex more often
McBarnacle> Shame it's not with me though.................