Katrina Oniseki > Civire do not nurse their young using female breasts, but actually it is the males who hide nipples on their prodigious chins. These inverted nipples pop out during child-rearing years, allowing the male Civire to nurse his young.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Syn White > 45 mill and you can keep your ship
Graham Koraka > give me 50 mill and you can go FUCK YOURSELF
Camper101 > that's a no i guess
Graham Koraka > FUCK OFF
Graham Koraka > go peel your mother off the rolled tungsten plating they used her for
Graham Koraka > give me 50 mill and you can go FUCK YOURSELF
Camper101 > that's a no i guess
Graham Koraka > FUCK OFF
Graham Koraka > go peel your mother off the rolled tungsten plating they used her for
Aelisha > if being a healer in online games made me a girl, i'd have saved a lot of money on that operation
Aelisha > it'd also be more convincing
Jessa Shi > probably
Aelisha > the stubble is a bit of a turn off apparently :(
Aelisha > I JUST WANT TO BE PRETTY
Aelisha > it'd also be more convincing
Jessa Shi > probably
Aelisha > the stubble is a bit of a turn off apparently :(
Aelisha > I JUST WANT TO BE PRETTY
Lux Harrison > tbh i'm surprised amarrian mining ships don't send a few thousand slaves out with picks and shovels
Ephibrulus > lol, in spacesuits
Lux Harrison > if they were lucky
Ephibrulus > that would be a site
Resartus > they would be like mining drones but all chained together in a long string between you and the roid
Lux Harrison > with buckets to pass
Resartus > and they would sing "swing low sweet chariot" but you couldn't hear them because of the vacuum
Resartus > so you just have to imagine it
Lux Harrison > i may put that in the suggestions box next time they do a survey
Azia Burgi > not "hi ho"?
Resartus > for god's sake they're not dwarves!
Lux Harrison > not got they same ring to it, 'off to work we go, with a shovel and pick and a large multi use space survival kit'
Ephibrulus > lol, in spacesuits
Lux Harrison > if they were lucky
Ephibrulus > that would be a site
Resartus > they would be like mining drones but all chained together in a long string between you and the roid
Lux Harrison > with buckets to pass
Resartus > and they would sing "swing low sweet chariot" but you couldn't hear them because of the vacuum
Resartus > so you just have to imagine it
Lux Harrison > i may put that in the suggestions box next time they do a survey
Azia Burgi > not "hi ho"?
Resartus > for god's sake they're not dwarves!
Lux Harrison > not got they same ring to it, 'off to work we go, with a shovel and pick and a large multi use space survival kit'
Tristan Acoma [prax]: New plan: alt corp
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.
lanyaie > they can nerf everything in eve but they can't nerf stupid.
Andreus Ixiris > One of my pilots has been orbiting my corporate hangar array for almost twelve hours now.
Cynthia Gallente > maybe he's drunk?
Andreus Ixiris > One can only assume.
Cynthia Gallente > "Hard left!"
Cynthia Gallente > "sir you've been saying hard left for hours now"
Cynthia Gallente > "HARD LEFT!"
Cynthia Gallente > maybe he's drunk?
Andreus Ixiris > One can only assume.
Cynthia Gallente > "Hard left!"
Cynthia Gallente > "sir you've been saying hard left for hours now"
Cynthia Gallente > "HARD LEFT!"
hellsquad2 > Anyone up for some minors?
hellsquad2 > We've got four in our fleet so far.
Triple Entendre > You sicken me.
Isaphras > No triple.. that's not what he meant X_X
S Higgins > any fleets up?
Isaphras > Our fleet is up, for minors.
S Higgins > under 18?
Isaphras > ffs
Triple Entendre > I'm sayin' nothing
Isaphras > Gay
Isaphras > Gah *
Triple Entendre > Gay minors? Dear god man. you are FULL of perversions.
Triple Entendre > Not a priest, are you?
Isaphras > Anyways... we have a fleet up for T1 Frigate T1 Destroyer plexes. If anyone is interested just X.
Triple Entendre > That's rather specific. Why not just call them minors? :D
Isaphras > If I call them Minors you guys have haydays.
OmgTentacleTerror > u ruin our fun. u suck isaph. go play wow
hellsquad2 > We've got four in our fleet so far.
Triple Entendre > You sicken me.
Isaphras > No triple.. that's not what he meant X_X
S Higgins > any fleets up?
Isaphras > Our fleet is up, for minors.
S Higgins > under 18?
Isaphras > ffs
Triple Entendre > I'm sayin' nothing
Isaphras > Gay
Isaphras > Gah *
Triple Entendre > Gay minors? Dear god man. you are FULL of perversions.
Triple Entendre > Not a priest, are you?
Isaphras > Anyways... we have a fleet up for T1 Frigate T1 Destroyer plexes. If anyone is interested just X.
Triple Entendre > That's rather specific. Why not just call them minors? :D
Isaphras > If I call them Minors you guys have haydays.
OmgTentacleTerror > u ruin our fun. u suck isaph. go play wow
McNab DK1977 > so what's this about an aeon ?
Asceticism > guy says he goes and gets a sandwich right? super drifts out while afk, blammo
Smag > must have been one hell of a sandwich
Asceticism > it made me hungry
McNab DK1977 > we lost the aeon because of a sandwich ?
Asceticism > well it was a blt
DestroyEraseImprove > bacon lossmail tomato
McNab DK1977 > oh... okay then
Asceticism > guy says he goes and gets a sandwich right? super drifts out while afk, blammo
Smag > must have been one hell of a sandwich
Asceticism > it made me hungry
McNab DK1977 > we lost the aeon because of a sandwich ?
Asceticism > well it was a blt
DestroyEraseImprove > bacon lossmail tomato
McNab DK1977 > oh... okay then
Shiroh Yatamii > I'm a little drone boat, short and stout. This one's named Haddock, this one's named Trout. When a drone explodes and becomes a cloud I am suddenly without friends and it's really a rather devestating event in my life.
Shiroh Yatamii > I love rhyming.
Shiroh Yatamii > I love rhyming.