Naherad Beln > dude
Naherad Beln > i might have to shoot my kid
Naherad Beln > the school called, and said some kid bit her on the playground
Naherad Beln > then an hour later they called and asked me to pick her up because she has a fever
Naherad Beln > zombie?
Naherad Beln > i might have to shoot my kid
Naherad Beln > the school called, and said some kid bit her on the playground
Naherad Beln > then an hour later they called and asked me to pick her up because she has a fever
Naherad Beln > zombie?
Neesa Corrinne > I dropped 6 grand on my wifes new pair of titties and I'm gonna drop like 500 bucks on PLEX when I get back and not need ISK for a while.
Bacchanalian > pics or stfu
Neesa Corrinne > NP, I'll put some on the alliance page. Her titties are in the doctors brochure anyways.
Bacchanalian > pics or stfu
Neesa Corrinne > NP, I'll put some on the alliance page. Her titties are in the doctors brochure anyways.
John Klark > I don't offend people. people let themselves get offended.
Math'ra Hiede > /emote reaches through the Nether and finds Ama
Math'ra Hiede > RAWR, I HAZ YOU NAOW
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS TOUCHING MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > /emote injects Manliness
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS INJECTING HIS MANLINESS INTO MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > oh jeez, that so better not end up somewhere inappropriate
Math'ra Hiede > RAWR, I HAZ YOU NAOW
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS TOUCHING MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > /emote injects Manliness
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS INJECTING HIS MANLINESS INTO MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > oh jeez, that so better not end up somewhere inappropriate
Six Strangelove> Of all servers on the planet to go Skynet on us, I really don't want it to be the EVE one... though at least it would leave us alone for an hour a day.
Kantress > Theo likes me. Admit it, Theo.
Theo Samaritan > I once had an operation to drain fluid from my left scrotal sack. I had puss coming out of the wound for weeks, and I struggled to walk or sit due to the pain I was in.
Theo Samaritan > And yet
Theo Samaritan > That was much more plesent and enjoyable than you, Kantress.
Theo Samaritan > I once had an operation to drain fluid from my left scrotal sack. I had puss coming out of the wound for weeks, and I struggled to walk or sit due to the pain I was in.
Theo Samaritan > And yet
Theo Samaritan > That was much more plesent and enjoyable than you, Kantress.
Miranda Keyes > are you waving at reds in local?
KFm71 > Jus cause its space no need to be rude
KFm71 > Jus cause its space no need to be rude
Allan Glass > My upstairs neighbor has either a tapdancing octopus or an army of small dogs with ADD.
Reiisan > won't be on vent - wife aggro :(
Killa Bee > damp her
Reiisan > i only have signal suppression II :-(
Killa Bee > dang
Reiisan > yeah sh'ed still be able to target me...
Major Laurentius > my wife has long range targeting level 19
Reiisan > lol
Reiisan > no doubt quadruplle ECCM too
Major Laurentius > gives her about 20.000 km targetingrange
Tiaan Strauss > use a terrible romantic movie and a good bottle of wine as bait, the aggro-timer can last for hours
Major Laurentius > that would disable my cloak. thus I would actually need to be on grid with her
Killa Bee > damp her
Reiisan > i only have signal suppression II :-(
Killa Bee > dang
Reiisan > yeah sh'ed still be able to target me...
Major Laurentius > my wife has long range targeting level 19
Reiisan > lol
Reiisan > no doubt quadruplle ECCM too
Major Laurentius > gives her about 20.000 km targetingrange
Tiaan Strauss > use a terrible romantic movie and a good bottle of wine as bait, the aggro-timer can last for hours
Major Laurentius > that would disable my cloak. thus I would actually need to be on grid with her
Red Boxed > My main closed goonswarm yesterday and I now have 1.3 trillion isk to give away. Send me any amount over 50 billion and i'll double it !!!!