Kyrall : in case any1 didnt realise, NEVER select 7558 text files and press enter....
Kyrall : damn game logs... :(
Kyrall : damn game logs... :(
Sky Shadow > I just put a 3 billion isk bpo on escrow for 300 million isk because I was lagging, please tell me how to get it off?
Kular > I think I'd get my left nut for fecking dsl or something out here
Yoshito Sanders > I'd give your left nut for DSL here too.
Aran Cole > Why is it always the left one? Is the right one more important for some reason?
Yoshito Sanders > I'd be willing to make that sacrifice.
Kular > im right handed...
Kular > most people are
Aran Cole > So that means you're right-nutted too?
Shinden > Perhaps there is a natural dominance in testes.
Yoshito Sanders > Yes
Brethor > more the reason to gve the right nut, lass impact
Aran Cole > You shoot from your right?
Brethor > less*
Inquisitor Gantei > So..eh..er...that means youre right nutted as well?
Inquisitor Gantei > ah
Kular > ya, dominant right nut
Yoshito Sanders > Righty is mighty.
Soratah > hang on if you swing right doesnt that mean you're gay?
Aran Cole > Or conservative
Aran Cole > Same difference :O
Brethor > ?!? i doubt it
Kular > no left is gay, let me check my map to make sure but I think its left..
Soratah > You need a map to find your nuts?
Kular > Gay map
Yoshito Sanders > You need a gay map to find your nuts?
Yoshito Sanders > I'd give your left nut for DSL here too.
Aran Cole > Why is it always the left one? Is the right one more important for some reason?
Yoshito Sanders > I'd be willing to make that sacrifice.
Kular > im right handed...
Kular > most people are
Aran Cole > So that means you're right-nutted too?
Shinden > Perhaps there is a natural dominance in testes.
Yoshito Sanders > Yes
Brethor > more the reason to gve the right nut, lass impact
Aran Cole > You shoot from your right?
Brethor > less*
Inquisitor Gantei > So..eh..er...that means youre right nutted as well?
Inquisitor Gantei > ah
Kular > ya, dominant right nut
Yoshito Sanders > Righty is mighty.
Soratah > hang on if you swing right doesnt that mean you're gay?
Aran Cole > Or conservative
Aran Cole > Same difference :O
Brethor > ?!? i doubt it
Kular > no left is gay, let me check my map to make sure but I think its left..
Soratah > You need a map to find your nuts?
Kular > Gay map
Yoshito Sanders > You need a gay map to find your nuts?
<@CmdrRat> A friend at work told me she was pregnant
<@CmdrRat> and I wanted to tell her about the titan
<@Talon`dor|Work> "Yeah we've been pregnant too so I know the feeling... been 9 months mining, killing shit, hauling shit but it'll all be worth it at the birth" :-P
<@Talon`dor|Work> I think you'd have got killed CmdrRat
<@CmdrRat> and I wanted to tell her about the titan
<@Talon`dor|Work> "Yeah we've been pregnant too so I know the feeling... been 9 months mining, killing shit, hauling shit but it'll all be worth it at the birth" :-P
<@Talon`dor|Work> I think you'd have got killed CmdrRat
High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
Rhagnor > You currently have 122 skills and still no clue
MitchKambers > bloody hell
MitchKambers > 50 minutes to do a shopping trip
MitchKambers > Elite was never like this ;)
MitchKambers > 50 minutes to do a shopping trip
MitchKambers > Elite was never like this ;)
Andrew Gunn > I bought my carrier for combat
Andrew Gunn > and people asked me to move ships for them
Andrew Gunn > I bought my dread for combat
Andrew Gunn > and people asked me to move POS fuel and minerals for them
Andrew Gunn > so far neither purchase has worked out
Andrew Gunn > and people asked me to move ships for them
Andrew Gunn > I bought my dread for combat
Andrew Gunn > and people asked me to move POS fuel and minerals for them
Andrew Gunn > so far neither purchase has worked out
sugarXsugar > night. i have to work tomorrow and... it's already tomorrow... =(
Naughty Cat > hello!
Naughty Cat > Anyway is online :D?
Tamora > anyway
Tamora > whos anyway?
Tamora > i think somebodys online
Naughty Cat > :D nice
Tamora > somebody is anyways alt
Naughty Cat > Anyway is online :D?
Tamora > anyway
Tamora > whos anyway?
Tamora > i think somebodys online
Naughty Cat > :D nice
Tamora > somebody is anyways alt