Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Irritatus Maxiumus > for example: my current ship, SHOULD have a max tartgeting range for 47 km, instead it hs the range of my other ship, which is 23km
Maliki Nutesta > that sounds warp core stabilizer effect to me but i coudl be wrong
Irritatus Maxiumus > sure as sh#!, I have a freekign wc stabilizer installed, such a dumb a$$
Irritatus Maxiumus > I will slink away now
Larg Kellein > Remember kids, stabs cause temporary amnesia
Larg Kellein > Can also cause projectile dysfunction
Maliki Nutesta > that sounds warp core stabilizer effect to me but i coudl be wrong
Irritatus Maxiumus > sure as sh#!, I have a freekign wc stabilizer installed, such a dumb a$$
Irritatus Maxiumus > I will slink away now
Larg Kellein > Remember kids, stabs cause temporary amnesia
Larg Kellein > Can also cause projectile dysfunction
Onin Ra> First pvp experience in eve is alot like having first sex, you have absolutely no idea what you are doing, but it is exciting and one way or another its over way too fast.
sudden d3ath > want to see insentive
Aselith > incentive
Inevitability > thanks for the grammar lesson
Aselith > spelling lesson
Inevitability > your mom!!!
Aselith > incentive
Inevitability > thanks for the grammar lesson
Aselith > spelling lesson
Inevitability > your mom!!!
Allen Deckard > who think I am the luckiest person in eve right now
Emiug > how come
Allen Deckard > just got a t2 rocket bpo for 90mil
Emiug > WTF!!!
Emiug > how
Allen Deckard > was supposed to be 900mil but they put it on escrow wrong hehe
Allen Deckard > they had in the description "really pissed off right now only 900mil
Allen Deckard > but it was only 90 mil
Allen Deckard > hehe
Emiug > u aer so luckky
Allen Deckard > Gremlin Rocket Blueprint
Allen Deckard > omg I got fucked
Allen Deckard > lol
Emiug > PWNT
Allen Deckard > I am to tiard to be playin
Emiug > how come
Allen Deckard > just got a t2 rocket bpo for 90mil
Emiug > WTF!!!
Emiug > how
Allen Deckard > was supposed to be 900mil but they put it on escrow wrong hehe
Allen Deckard > they had in the description "really pissed off right now only 900mil
Allen Deckard > but it was only 90 mil
Allen Deckard > hehe
Emiug > u aer so luckky
Allen Deckard > Gremlin Rocket Blueprint
Allen Deckard > omg I got fucked
Allen Deckard > lol
Emiug > PWNT
Allen Deckard > I am to tiard to be playin
ParMizaN > nmy yoguyrt tastes liek vdoka
Mimiru > hmm. i hate empire.
Mimiru > my thought procces was along the lines of 'empire, dont shoot, empire dont shoot, empire dont...INDYINDYINDY KILLL FKING KILL'
Mimiru > my thought procces was along the lines of 'empire, dont shoot, empire dont shoot, empire dont...INDYINDYINDY KILLL FKING KILL'
<Wrangler> I'm always grumpy and I'm never cute :P
• &kieron hauls Rinny over his knee and applies a liberal dose of the belt for saying: <RinnyWee> kieron is a nubbin
Daggaroth > oh god. im under attack by an osprey thats repping me at the same time
Daggaroth > i dont know whether to attack back or hug it!
Daggaroth > i dont know whether to attack back or hug it!