Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Seraphim008 > Oi, wanker...
Seraphim008 > quit trying to boink my ship....its not even remotely sexual, mate
Testingforlife > sorry
Testingforlife > trying to orbit ya
Seraphim008 > ah fer fucks sake......sod off
Seraphim008 > don't make me go dock and whip out my HumpaGeddon of Awesomeness
Soraya Silvermoon > I think he likes it.. nooone would protest that much if they werent gettin a hardon
Testingforlife > hehehe
Seraphim008 > some asshat trying to mount my Omen here
Korran Delan > Just fly to lowsec, he won't follow you there
Korran Delan > Otherwise, waste him in a belt
Seraphim008 > heh
Seraphim008 > oh well, he ain't doing to hot anyways
Seraphim008 > he in an Ibis
Seraphim008 > ...ever seen a mouse rape an elephant? ;)
Seraphim008 > quit trying to boink my ship....its not even remotely sexual, mate
Testingforlife > sorry
Testingforlife > trying to orbit ya
Seraphim008 > ah fer fucks sake......sod off
Seraphim008 > don't make me go dock and whip out my HumpaGeddon of Awesomeness
Soraya Silvermoon > I think he likes it.. nooone would protest that much if they werent gettin a hardon
Testingforlife > hehehe
Seraphim008 > some asshat trying to mount my Omen here
Korran Delan > Just fly to lowsec, he won't follow you there
Korran Delan > Otherwise, waste him in a belt
Seraphim008 > heh
Seraphim008 > oh well, he ain't doing to hot anyways
Seraphim008 > he in an Ibis
Seraphim008 > ...ever seen a mouse rape an elephant? ;)
EVE System > Channel changed to Frulegur Local Channel
* fabulousdancingyak flings his poo at Joose
* joose wee's up fabs nose
* Wiggy69 flips joose the bird
Sarmaul > yep definaly getting closer to 0.0
* fabulousdancingyak flings his poo at Joose
* joose wee's up fabs nose
* Wiggy69 flips joose the bird
Sarmaul > yep definaly getting closer to 0.0
• &kieron hauls Rinny over his knee and applies a liberal dose of the belt for saying: <RinnyWee> kieron is a nubbin
Allen Deckard > who think I am the luckiest person in eve right now
Emiug > how come
Allen Deckard > just got a t2 rocket bpo for 90mil
Emiug > WTF!!!
Emiug > how
Allen Deckard > was supposed to be 900mil but they put it on escrow wrong hehe
Allen Deckard > they had in the description "really pissed off right now only 900mil
Allen Deckard > but it was only 90 mil
Allen Deckard > hehe
Emiug > u aer so luckky
Allen Deckard > Gremlin Rocket Blueprint
Allen Deckard > omg I got fucked
Allen Deckard > lol
Emiug > PWNT
Allen Deckard > I am to tiard to be playin
Emiug > how come
Allen Deckard > just got a t2 rocket bpo for 90mil
Emiug > WTF!!!
Emiug > how
Allen Deckard > was supposed to be 900mil but they put it on escrow wrong hehe
Allen Deckard > they had in the description "really pissed off right now only 900mil
Allen Deckard > but it was only 90 mil
Allen Deckard > hehe
Emiug > u aer so luckky
Allen Deckard > Gremlin Rocket Blueprint
Allen Deckard > omg I got fucked
Allen Deckard > lol
Emiug > PWNT
Allen Deckard > I am to tiard to be playin
Mimiru > hmm. i hate empire.
Mimiru > my thought procces was along the lines of 'empire, dont shoot, empire dont shoot, empire dont...INDYINDYINDY KILLL FKING KILL'
Mimiru > my thought procces was along the lines of 'empire, dont shoot, empire dont shoot, empire dont...INDYINDYINDY KILLL FKING KILL'
<Wrangler> I'm always grumpy and I'm never cute :P
Aruni > anyone looking to buy a miner?
Frank Ernaga > Hi
Frank Ernaga > any chars for sale?
Aruni > you lookingg to buy a miner?
Nolak Ataru > Pretty sure buying minors isnt allowed
Aruni > excuse me?
Aruni > oh
Frank Ernaga > Hi
Frank Ernaga > any chars for sale?
Aruni > you lookingg to buy a miner?
Nolak Ataru > Pretty sure buying minors isnt allowed
Aruni > excuse me?
Aruni > oh
Araxzius Skinripper > "Jita is like a really hot girl with herpes. You know you shouldn't, but you go there anyway."
Fifinella > Lowsec is like Thailand, you claim to go there for the rich culture, but you really go there just to molest kids?
Fifinella > Lowsec is like Thailand, you claim to go there for the rich culture, but you really go there just to molest kids?
Irritatus Maxiumus > for example: my current ship, SHOULD have a max tartgeting range for 47 km, instead it hs the range of my other ship, which is 23km
Maliki Nutesta > that sounds warp core stabilizer effect to me but i coudl be wrong
Irritatus Maxiumus > sure as sh#!, I have a freekign wc stabilizer installed, such a dumb a$$
Irritatus Maxiumus > I will slink away now
Larg Kellein > Remember kids, stabs cause temporary amnesia
Larg Kellein > Can also cause projectile dysfunction
Maliki Nutesta > that sounds warp core stabilizer effect to me but i coudl be wrong
Irritatus Maxiumus > sure as sh#!, I have a freekign wc stabilizer installed, such a dumb a$$
Irritatus Maxiumus > I will slink away now
Larg Kellein > Remember kids, stabs cause temporary amnesia
Larg Kellein > Can also cause projectile dysfunction