CCP Logibro > o
Stitcher > GAH!
Stitcher > uh, I mean.... hi
CCP Logibro > AH!
CCP Logibro > I mean, um, hello.
Stitcher > JESUS FUCK I mean how are you tonight?
CCP Logibro > OH NO, I mean um... Fine.
Stitcher > GAH!
Stitcher > uh, I mean.... hi
CCP Logibro > AH!
CCP Logibro > I mean, um, hello.
Stitcher > JESUS FUCK I mean how are you tonight?
CCP Logibro > OH NO, I mean um... Fine.
Katrina Oniseki > Civire do not nurse their young using female breasts, but actually it is the males who hide nipples on their prodigious chins. These inverted nipples pop out during child-rearing years, allowing the male Civire to nurse his young.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
MidnightWyvern > I got something hilarious for you
MidnightWyvern > Jump through a gate
MidnightWyvern > As soon as the jump animation starts, click the gate again in overview
MidnightWyvern > It locks your perspecting back on the gate so as you go through that hyperspace tunnel or whatever, it whips your view around in reverse, and then all the way back around again when you land
MidnightWyvern > Trippy as hell
MidnightWyvern > Makes you look like you're jumping in reverse
Atrupy > ....and this is how we entertain ourselves in EVE
MidnightWyvern > Jump through a gate
MidnightWyvern > As soon as the jump animation starts, click the gate again in overview
MidnightWyvern > It locks your perspecting back on the gate so as you go through that hyperspace tunnel or whatever, it whips your view around in reverse, and then all the way back around again when you land
MidnightWyvern > Trippy as hell
MidnightWyvern > Makes you look like you're jumping in reverse
Atrupy > ....and this is how we entertain ourselves in EVE
Syn White > 45 mill and you can keep your ship
Graham Koraka > give me 50 mill and you can go FUCK YOURSELF
Camper101 > that's a no i guess
Graham Koraka > FUCK OFF
Graham Koraka > go peel your mother off the rolled tungsten plating they used her for
Graham Koraka > give me 50 mill and you can go FUCK YOURSELF
Camper101 > that's a no i guess
Graham Koraka > FUCK OFF
Graham Koraka > go peel your mother off the rolled tungsten plating they used her for
Vexo M > DIY Ammo BPO (Produces 100 Duct Tape L projectile ammo)
electrostatus > warning! will not damage Minmatar ships
electrostatus > in fact, it will increase their hull and armor
electrostatus > warning! will not damage Minmatar ships
electrostatus > in fact, it will increase their hull and armor
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
Lux Harrison > tbh i'm surprised amarrian mining ships don't send a few thousand slaves out with picks and shovels
Ephibrulus > lol, in spacesuits
Lux Harrison > if they were lucky
Ephibrulus > that would be a site
Resartus > they would be like mining drones but all chained together in a long string between you and the roid
Lux Harrison > with buckets to pass
Resartus > and they would sing "swing low sweet chariot" but you couldn't hear them because of the vacuum
Resartus > so you just have to imagine it
Lux Harrison > i may put that in the suggestions box next time they do a survey
Azia Burgi > not "hi ho"?
Resartus > for god's sake they're not dwarves!
Lux Harrison > not got they same ring to it, 'off to work we go, with a shovel and pick and a large multi use space survival kit'
Ephibrulus > lol, in spacesuits
Lux Harrison > if they were lucky
Ephibrulus > that would be a site
Resartus > they would be like mining drones but all chained together in a long string between you and the roid
Lux Harrison > with buckets to pass
Resartus > and they would sing "swing low sweet chariot" but you couldn't hear them because of the vacuum
Resartus > so you just have to imagine it
Lux Harrison > i may put that in the suggestions box next time they do a survey
Azia Burgi > not "hi ho"?
Resartus > for god's sake they're not dwarves!
Lux Harrison > not got they same ring to it, 'off to work we go, with a shovel and pick and a large multi use space survival kit'
Stanislav Solyony > and on that note, time. Later.
Stanislav Solyony > *lunch time
Stanislav Solyony > I don't believe it... the chat literally ate my lunch
Stanislav Solyony > *lunch time
Stanislav Solyony > I don't believe it... the chat literally ate my lunch
Friar Kite > I just tried to copy-paste ammo from the corporate hangar into my cargohold
Friar Kite > I need a fucking drink
Friar Kite > I need a fucking drink
Tristan Acoma: Confirming I'm reporting to my -A- masters on behalf of my PL masters who are really just the actual remnants of the old BOB-CCP linked leadership
Tristan Acoma: who are, in fact, trying to form a new ISS coalition that will destroy all outposts in nullsec space save their own and rent out said stations at great RL expense to the local residents which will then be funneled into a fund to allow CCP to act on their long-standing plan to actually build Hello Kitty Online(tm).
Tristan Acoma: who are, in fact, trying to form a new ISS coalition that will destroy all outposts in nullsec space save their own and rent out said stations at great RL expense to the local residents which will then be funneled into a fund to allow CCP to act on their long-standing plan to actually build Hello Kitty Online(tm).