Seraphim Risen > /emote nods. "I'm sure that's all it was... What if I called you for a booty call?"
Shalee Lianne /emote quirks a thin delicate brow as she looks to her, grinning. "Uh....you're a girl."
Seraphim Risen And?
Shalee Lianne ...I'm a girl.
Seraphim Risen > AND?
Shalee Lianne One of us seems to be missing a part to make a booty call work. Just saying.
Seraphim Risen /emote shrugs. "That's what you think."
Ashar KorAzor (In this chat, Shalee learns about homosexuality.)
Ashar KorAzor > (Full story at eleven.)
Shalee Lianne But...I mean...do you....are you....
Seraphim Risen Am I what?
Seraphim Risen /emote grins
Shalee Lianne /emote couldn't quite seem to find the words she was looking for.
Shalee Lianne /emote quirks a thin delicate brow as she looks to her, grinning. "Uh....you're a girl."
Seraphim Risen And?
Shalee Lianne ...I'm a girl.
Seraphim Risen > AND?
Shalee Lianne One of us seems to be missing a part to make a booty call work. Just saying.
Seraphim Risen /emote shrugs. "That's what you think."
Ashar KorAzor (In this chat, Shalee learns about homosexuality.)
Ashar KorAzor > (Full story at eleven.)
Shalee Lianne But...I mean...do you....are you....
Seraphim Risen Am I what?
Seraphim Risen /emote grins
Shalee Lianne /emote couldn't quite seem to find the words she was looking for.
Shadow XII > I'll give you a rundown of EVE's controls:
Shadow XII > Mouse1: everything
Shadow XII > Mouse1: everything
DrunkenNinja > what's the final destination?
Tristan Acoma > a really terrible movie.
Tristan Acoma > a really terrible movie.
Yvinex > what does DNA stand for?
haav0c > deoxyrybonucleyic acid
Yvinex > national dyslexic association
Flings'poo > :)
haav0c > ...oh
haav0c > yeah, that's funnier
haav0c > deoxyrybonucleyic acid
Yvinex > national dyslexic association
Flings'poo > :)
haav0c > ...oh
haav0c > yeah, that's funnier
Lord RockerE46 > I be okay - if I die - I die
Lord RockerE46 > tell my wife that I love her
Stark Schiffer > I will tell your wife I love her
Lord RockerE46 > tell my wife that I love her
Stark Schiffer > I will tell your wife I love her
Friedhofsgirl > whats the best way to open a bottle of wkd with no bottle opener?
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Gehen Sealbreaker > Poor guy - arrested for "non usage of a condom".
Darranibal Colpia > Yah thats like the dodgiest interpretation of sexual assault in existance.
Gehen Sealbreaker > :(
Darranibal Colpia > Its actually to Julian Assange's credit that thats the worst dirt that they could dig up, that he twice didnt use a condom. And half the world goes "Bollocks i've done that.. " and the other half goes "Damn so I was born in the midst of a criminal conspiracy?"
Gehen Sealbreaker > lol yeah, it's quite amazing indeed, although not surprising.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah America scraping the barrel again, or indeed, the condom.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah thats like the dodgiest interpretation of sexual assault in existance.
Gehen Sealbreaker > :(
Darranibal Colpia > Its actually to Julian Assange's credit that thats the worst dirt that they could dig up, that he twice didnt use a condom. And half the world goes "Bollocks i've done that.. " and the other half goes "Damn so I was born in the midst of a criminal conspiracy?"
Gehen Sealbreaker > lol yeah, it's quite amazing indeed, although not surprising.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah America scraping the barrel again, or indeed, the condom.
Triple Entendre > The first kill with my Wolf was a 4 day old russian in a Rifter. v0v
Triple Entendre > Strangely, this was the same day I learned that 'Ублюдок' apparently means 'bastard'
Triple Entendre > Strangely, this was the same day I learned that 'Ублюдок' apparently means 'bastard'
Meatshovel > teach me pvp
Meatshovel > :)
Meatshovel > i want to be able to cloak and jam
Judas II > are you referring to the Falcon?
Meatshovel > whats a falcon
Judas II > it cloaks and jams
Meatshovel > :)
Meatshovel > i want to be able to cloak and jam
Judas II > are you referring to the Falcon?
Meatshovel > whats a falcon
Judas II > it cloaks and jams
Azriel Grimm > Fiedan I am going to shoot you ok
Fiedan > ok
Azriel Grimm > dont shoot back right away lol you will pwn me we know this
Aeon Tom > thats the worst declaration of war i've ever heard
Fiedan > ok
Azriel Grimm > dont shoot back right away lol you will pwn me we know this
Aeon Tom > thats the worst declaration of war i've ever heard