Arna Padrona > As a smoker, the term "fag" stands out.
Arna Padrona > So many time I've been out in fleet formations and say "Gimme 3, I'm gonna have a fag" and hear 5 americans roaring with laughter.
JoDDan > That is pretty funny "having a fag"
Arna Padrona > Worst part was when they once said "that was quick" and I replied "hey, I'm a chef, I need to be fast. I can suck down a fag in 60 seconds" or something like that...
JoDDan > OMG Now that is funny
Tobias Nightbringer > LMAO, Arna...the awkward silence must have been golden.
Arna Padrona > Kind of is, yeah, but at that point I was pretty embarrassed. :)
Arna Padrona > "Silence?" Try... "all hell breaking loose." :)
Arna Padrona > So many time I've been out in fleet formations and say "Gimme 3, I'm gonna have a fag" and hear 5 americans roaring with laughter.
JoDDan > That is pretty funny "having a fag"
Arna Padrona > Worst part was when they once said "that was quick" and I replied "hey, I'm a chef, I need to be fast. I can suck down a fag in 60 seconds" or something like that...
JoDDan > OMG Now that is funny
Tobias Nightbringer > LMAO, Arna...the awkward silence must have been golden.
Arna Padrona > Kind of is, yeah, but at that point I was pretty embarrassed. :)
Arna Padrona > "Silence?" Try... "all hell breaking loose." :)
Ned Hamford > I am storing my corpses in a container with my uranium, waiting to see if I get zombies
Gweee > haha
Ned Hamford > You dont even wanna know what Im doing with my homelesss...
WashuChanUK > Eww
Ned Hamford > ok, I am not doing whatever you just thought of
Gweee > haha
Ned Hamford > You dont even wanna know what Im doing with my homelesss...
WashuChanUK > Eww
Ned Hamford > ok, I am not doing whatever you just thought of
Kernel Flux > btw - recommend everyone sees the carnage at Luminaire
Tobin Shalim > i'm staying out of that lag fest
Tobin Shalim > that being said, i'm jumping into Jita
Katara Puddlejump > haha
Katara Puddlejump > the ironing is delicious
Tobin Shalim > i'm staying out of that lag fest
Tobin Shalim > that being said, i'm jumping into Jita
Katara Puddlejump > haha
Katara Puddlejump > the ironing is delicious
Gian Bal > ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get it
Gian Bal > we killed them for invading our roids without permission
Gian Bal > damned impertentance
Nam Sonej > Preperation H wil take care of that
Gian Bal > surely your not suggesting i stick things in a certain part of my anatomy Nam ?
Gian Bal > meet me at planet 8 and bring tissues
Nam Sonej > LOL
Jexxa >you know, theres something about a 7' 4" minnie transsexual that scares the bejeebus outta anyone sane :)
Gian Bal > i am not transexual !!!!
Gian Bal > i just go with the flow
Gian Bal > it`s different :P
Gian Bal > we killed them for invading our roids without permission
Gian Bal > damned impertentance
Nam Sonej > Preperation H wil take care of that
Gian Bal > surely your not suggesting i stick things in a certain part of my anatomy Nam ?
Gian Bal > meet me at planet 8 and bring tissues
Nam Sonej > LOL
Jexxa >you know, theres something about a 7' 4" minnie transsexual that scares the bejeebus outta anyone sane :)
Gian Bal > i am not transexual !!!!
Gian Bal > i just go with the flow
Gian Bal > it`s different :P
Talking about Pimp my Ride:
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
Skorpion3 > status 4-cums
Sepheir Sepheron > bukkake
Augin Soric > /emote spews soda halfway across the room.
Sepheir Sepheron > bukkake
Augin Soric > /emote spews soda halfway across the room.
Dirk Fallows > "SCSI is *not* magic. There are fundamental technical reasons why it is necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then."
Cal Jericho > does a smart bomb hit ur own drones?
Finraer > Yes
Cal Jericho > not very smart....
Finraer > Yes
Cal Jericho > not very smart....
Khai'Zeal > I told her I like it when she gets my rocks off
Khai'Zeal > thats when she stopped talking to me
Khai'Zeal > how can a miner not have a sense of humor about rocks?
Jager Petronovich > maybe she doesnt get english slang?
Khai'Zeal > hmm... never thought of that
Khai'Zeal > i should tell her what it meant
Khai'Zeal > that i liked it when she played with my balls
Jager Petronovich > .....
Khai'Zeal > that ought to patch things up
Khai'Zeal > thats when she stopped talking to me
Khai'Zeal > how can a miner not have a sense of humor about rocks?
Jager Petronovich > maybe she doesnt get english slang?
Khai'Zeal > hmm... never thought of that
Khai'Zeal > i should tell her what it meant
Khai'Zeal > that i liked it when she played with my balls
Jager Petronovich > .....
Khai'Zeal > that ought to patch things up
T' Elk > anyone notice the wreathe and thrasher look like trains?
Jainz > Knowing the Minmatar, they probably are trains
DeadMupppet > Space trains.
Jainz > Knowing the Minmatar, they probably are trains
DeadMupppet > Space trains.