Lubomir Penev > it looks like I slaughtered a hog in my bathroom
Lubomir Penev > a betadine bottle tipped
Lubomir Penev > and it looks a lot like coagulated blood
Gavjack Bunk > A likely story
Gavjack Bunk > I tried that once
Gavjack Bunk > But the police said that betadine doesn't normally match DNA with the little girl that went missing last week
Lubomir Penev > a betadine bottle tipped
Lubomir Penev > and it looks a lot like coagulated blood
Gavjack Bunk > A likely story
Gavjack Bunk > I tried that once
Gavjack Bunk > But the police said that betadine doesn't normally match DNA with the little girl that went missing last week
Azriel Grimm > Fiedan I am going to shoot you ok
Fiedan > ok
Azriel Grimm > dont shoot back right away lol you will pwn me we know this
Aeon Tom > thats the worst declaration of war i've ever heard
Fiedan > ok
Azriel Grimm > dont shoot back right away lol you will pwn me we know this
Aeon Tom > thats the worst declaration of war i've ever heard
Math'ra Hiede > /emote reaches through the Nether and finds Ama
Math'ra Hiede > RAWR, I HAZ YOU NAOW
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS TOUCHING MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > /emote injects Manliness
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS INJECTING HIS MANLINESS INTO MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > oh jeez, that so better not end up somewhere inappropriate
Math'ra Hiede > RAWR, I HAZ YOU NAOW
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS TOUCHING MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > /emote injects Manliness
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS INJECTING HIS MANLINESS INTO MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > oh jeez, that so better not end up somewhere inappropriate
Six Strangelove> Of all servers on the planet to go Skynet on us, I really don't want it to be the EVE one... though at least it would leave us alone for an hour a day.
Derena Del'thul > Hrm, pro-tip for Eve Online: If you're curious about Probing... don't fuckin' google it.
KorAzor Prime> Could you stop chatting. You are disrupting the spamming of contracts and trades. Local is not for talking.
Unimeer > I accidently turned my ship into capsule or pod somehow, how do i turn it back?
Par'Gellen > 02:04:12 Notify Coreli Guardian Agent has started trying to warp scramble "Wasp II (Wasp II)"
Par'Gellen > OH NOEZ!
Lynx Amurie > OHNOEZ
HavvieG > SOUND TEH ALARUM!
Lynx Amurie > TEH ALARUM IS SOUNDED
Lynx Amurie > WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAMMBULANCE
HavvieG > ITS NOT ENUF! ABANDON SHIP!
Jendryk Epsilon > 0//////
Par'Gellen > /emote panics and soils his space suit.
Par'Gellen > OH NOEZ!
Lynx Amurie > OHNOEZ
HavvieG > SOUND TEH ALARUM!
Lynx Amurie > TEH ALARUM IS SOUNDED
Lynx Amurie > WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAMMBULANCE
HavvieG > ITS NOT ENUF! ABANDON SHIP!
Jendryk Epsilon > 0//////
Par'Gellen > /emote panics and soils his space suit.
Shaina Marru > someone tell TheRealWaldo his name sucks and he's a dick
BeanBagKing > I would if I could find him
BeanBagKing > I would if I could find him
lordlax > wth are they shooting its like huge lazers
Otto Kithyl > it's huge lasers
Otto Kithyl > it's huge lasers