Top 150
omgrawr.net Control Panel
LatestBrowseRandom>0TopBottomAddQotWSearch
quote #
Denise Ashley > "no accounting for taste said the woman as she kissed the cow"
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Goddamn Chef Boyardee.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your "new sauce" recipe is shit.
<Mud_Pandemonium> SHIT
<Mud_Pandemonium> This isn't ravioli anymore you smug fuck.
<Mud_Pandemonium> It's a can of fail.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A can of minifails.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Because you had to fuck with the recipe.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Was it not good enough for you? You big wop fuck?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Did the sauce offend your greasy italian tastebuds you slimebucket?
<Mud_Pandemonium> You couldn't leave well enough alone/.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You had to fucking tweak it.
<Mud_Pandemonium> just a little, nobody will notice, right?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Well I noticed you big asshole, I sure as fuck noticed.
<Mud_Pandemonium> And I won't be the only one to notice your fuckery.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Others will see past the veil of your "New Improved Recipe" to find that it leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths.
<Nybbas> my eys hurts
<Mud_Pandemonium> We will band together and rise against you, you fascist bastard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You are the Mussolini of the canned pasta world.
<Mud_Pandemonium> I hereby declare a jihad on Chef Boyardee for fucking with the sauce.
Gallente Citizen74326235 > anyone know how to get my name changed to something better?
Gallente Citizen74326235 > yeah...my name was apparently offensive, so they too it away.
Gallente Citizen74326235 > I used to be Shlongadapter
Elendar > what does bored curiosity result in?
Dire Lauthris > children
<valion> The eve cluster is composed of a large number of cats. Several have wandered off.
Ryo Jang > i'm pretty :D
Skirge > O_o
Ryo Jang > cough
HyJek > say something manly to redeem yourself
Ryo Jang > um
Ryo Jang > i like beer and women
HyJek > man status redeemed
Freelanc3r > 2007.06.09 22:26:27 Notify The station denies you permission to dock for the moment due to your recent acts of stupidity.
squishfacerod > Lets see, I'll run you through my alts skills: Ice MIning V, Industry V, Mass Production IV, MIning V, MIning Upgrades V, Prod Eff V, Refining Eff V, Refining V, Barges V, Exhumers III, Min Industrial V, Science V, Astrogeo V, Mettalurgy V The list goes on
Nilo Daoc > what do u do with all the money u make?
squishfacerod > I don't make any money lol I hate mining
squishfacerod > I trained everything to make it go by faster for when I have absolutely nothing left, and I need to make a rifter :P
Ikar Kaltin > mining? ewwww....does it hurt?
Evanda Char > Only the first time
Ikar Kaltin > do you get to get to enjoy it after the first time?
Evanda Char > Depends on the size of the roids
Evanda Char > It's kinda frustrating if they pop when you're just getting started
Ikar Kaltin > is bigger better or can you get enjoyment out of any size?
Evanda Char > Technically, you could get some satisfaction out of any roid, but the truth is the really big ones are sooooo much more worth the effort.
Maistro > i loooove my sentry drones
Feral Karkassia > yeah sentry drones rock
MISS NAUGHTY > dont do dirty things to em maistro
Feral Karkassia > do dirty things to em maistro
MISS NAUGHTY > humans and drones carnt love each other
The Djego > you can“t say that untill you tried ;)
MISS NAUGHTY > i did untill the drones filed for a law suit
Feral Karkassia > Tell that to my beloved Harry
(harry linked as ecm drone)
The Djego > /emote hugges his Drones
Maistro > why, thats a long barrel you have there sentry drone no. 3
Athena Minoko > /emote takes a drone behind the bike shed
Athena Minoko > *lots of noise from behind the bike shed*
Athena Minoko > *sudden crunch*
Athena Minoko > /emote comes back holding Metal Scraps
Athena Minoko > oops
Athena Minoko > It melted :(
The Djego > poor little thing :D
Feral Karkassia > this convo is sooo getting omgrawred
v0.6.1
 Coldfront sites: