Arvald > ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS
Raptor Jesus > It's generally what people do.
Arvald > will you bless my ammo?
Arvald > Tremor M
Raptor Jesus > Hm. Sure! Only if it's killing people you don't like / won't like / won't pay you.
Arvald > as my scalie overlord commands
Arvald > it shall be
Raptor Jesus > Go forth then, spread my wrath through your ammo.
Arvald > YES MY LORD
Arvald > /emote puts underweair on head
Arvald > IN THE NAME OF RAPTOR JESUS
Raptor Jesus > It's generally what people do.
Arvald > will you bless my ammo?
Arvald > Tremor M
Raptor Jesus > Hm. Sure! Only if it's killing people you don't like / won't like / won't pay you.
Arvald > as my scalie overlord commands
Arvald > it shall be
Raptor Jesus > Go forth then, spread my wrath through your ammo.
Arvald > YES MY LORD
Arvald > /emote puts underweair on head
Arvald > IN THE NAME OF RAPTOR JESUS
Andreus Ixiris > One time I got into a van with a guy who said he was going to rape me. It was horrible.
Andreus Ixiris > Turned out he was lying, he only had candy
Andreus Ixiris > Turned out he was lying, he only had candy
<+ Virtuozzo> bumping on Sisi is severe
<+ Virtuozzo> really severe
<+ Virtuozzo> just bumped into a titan, with a carrier, only to bump off with 14k/s into another titan, to bump off that one at 21k/s
<+ Chribba> "feature"
<+ Shane> EVE ONline: Pinball Expansion
<+ Virtuozzo> really severe
<+ Virtuozzo> just bumped into a titan, with a carrier, only to bump off with 14k/s into another titan, to bump off that one at 21k/s
<+ Chribba> "feature"
<+ Shane> EVE ONline: Pinball Expansion
<+bitreider> i've always thought like. you know the "What superpoewr would you have question?"
<+bitreider> i'd just want to spawn millions of spiders out of any thing.
<+Levin> my superpower would be the ability to summon bears at will
<@FooB> is your superpower how to fail at everything?
<+Levin> because
<+bitreider> beras. that's a good one
<+bitreider> also
<+Levin> that will end anything
<+bitreider> you can ride a bear
<+bitreider> you can't ride a spider.
<+Levin> yeah
<+Levin> exactly
<maybeHere> you can ride a spider
<+Morax> big spider yes?
<+Levin> you think a spider can beat a bear?
<maybeHere> it just needs to be big enough
<+bitreider> or
<@Insig> ARAGOG
<+bitreider> enough little spiders
<+bitreider> they could be like
<+bitreider> nano machines
<+bitreider> any structure on earth
<+bitreider> recrate it
<+Levin> or
<@Insig> that assemble into a bear?
<+bitreider> with millions of spiders
<+Levin> i could just summon more bears
<+bitreider> i could make a bear
<+bitreider> out of spiders
<@Insig> BEAR MADE OF SPIDERS
<@Insig> FUCK YEAH
<+Levin> i could make a giant spider out of bears
<+Levin> what now?
<+bitreider> whoa.
<+bitreider> mind
<+bitreider> blown
<+bitreider> i'd just want to spawn millions of spiders out of any thing.
<+Levin> my superpower would be the ability to summon bears at will
<@FooB> is your superpower how to fail at everything?
<+Levin> because
<+bitreider> beras. that's a good one
<+bitreider> also
<+Levin> that will end anything
<+bitreider> you can ride a bear
<+bitreider> you can't ride a spider.
<+Levin> yeah
<+Levin> exactly
<maybeHere> you can ride a spider
<+Morax> big spider yes?
<+Levin> you think a spider can beat a bear?
<maybeHere> it just needs to be big enough
<+bitreider> or
<@Insig> ARAGOG
<+bitreider> enough little spiders
<+bitreider> they could be like
<+bitreider> nano machines
<+bitreider> any structure on earth
<+bitreider> recrate it
<+Levin> or
<@Insig> that assemble into a bear?
<+bitreider> with millions of spiders
<+Levin> i could just summon more bears
<+bitreider> i could make a bear
<+bitreider> out of spiders
<@Insig> BEAR MADE OF SPIDERS
<@Insig> FUCK YEAH
<+Levin> i could make a giant spider out of bears
<+Levin> what now?
<+bitreider> whoa.
<+bitreider> mind
<+bitreider> blown
GODWIN > whos gonna lead the op i cant atm
GODWIN > come on guys its not rocket science
Brutere > actually I have Rocket Science to 3...
scum sucker > me too
GODWIN > come on guys its not rocket science
Brutere > actually I have Rocket Science to 3...
scum sucker > me too
Baltaer > I had a Sergeant yell that when we entered a house in Iraq, lol. "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!" Best part is, they understood it and thought it was funny lol
Caellach Marellus > Nerve Sticks
Kharakan > Illegallll
Kharakan > Pretty much everywhere.
Kharakan > Do Not Carry Around.
Caellach Marellus > want some? =p
Kharakan > /emote Jedihandwaves > You don't want to sell me Nerve Sticks.
Kharakan > /emote Jedihandwaves > You want to go home and rethink your life.
Caellach Marellus > I don't want to sell you nerve sticks
Caellach Marellus > I want to go home and... rethink my life.
Kharakan > Illegallll
Kharakan > Pretty much everywhere.
Kharakan > Do Not Carry Around.
Caellach Marellus > want some? =p
Kharakan > /emote Jedihandwaves > You don't want to sell me Nerve Sticks.
Kharakan > /emote Jedihandwaves > You want to go home and rethink your life.
Caellach Marellus > I don't want to sell you nerve sticks
Caellach Marellus > I want to go home and... rethink my life.
Aveng3X > "Mummy where do babies come from?" "Well daddies make a liquid called sperm & puts it inside mummies" "Do mummies eat it?" "Only if they want new shoes."
<Asestorian> I'm writing my personal statement for application to university.
<Asestorian> This is going to be the most epic and beautiful work of fiction anyone has ever seen.
<Asestorian> This is going to be the most epic and beautiful work of fiction anyone has ever seen.
ShadowMaiden > dreads - the only ship a freighter can speed tank