Araxzius Skinripper > "Jita is like a really hot girl with herpes. You know you shouldn't, but you go there anyway."
Fifinella > Lowsec is like Thailand, you claim to go there for the rich culture, but you really go there just to molest kids?
Fifinella > Lowsec is like Thailand, you claim to go there for the rich culture, but you really go there just to molest kids?
Onin Ra> First pvp experience in eve is alot like having first sex, you have absolutely no idea what you are doing, but it is exciting and one way or another its over way too fast.
2005.07.22 15:11:07 info Attention travellers! There have been multiple reports of stuck problems in the following systems: Amamake, Eystur, Egghelende, Teshi, Sayartchen, Gosalav, Sorzielang, Abaim, O-CNPR, VRH-H7, O1Y-ED, K4YZ-Y, X36Y-G, L-C3O7, Edani, Danera, Aurejet, Rilera,
Shokal, Atarli, Keproh, Zatamaka, Rannoze, Piri, Osmomonne. Please avoid them until further notice.
2005.07.22 15:12:15 info Oh, and Hek.
Shokal, Atarli, Keproh, Zatamaka, Rannoze, Piri, Osmomonne. Please avoid them until further notice.
2005.07.22 15:12:15 info Oh, and Hek.
ParMizaN > nmy yoguyrt tastes liek vdoka
<Rikki> we took a station in curse after hours of roaming around there without a challenge
<Rikki> it's called "We went to Curse and all we got was this lousy station"
<Rikki> it's called "We went to Curse and all we got was this lousy station"
Aruni > anyone looking to buy a miner?
Frank Ernaga > Hi
Frank Ernaga > any chars for sale?
Aruni > you lookingg to buy a miner?
Nolak Ataru > Pretty sure buying minors isnt allowed
Aruni > excuse me?
Aruni > oh
Frank Ernaga > Hi
Frank Ernaga > any chars for sale?
Aruni > you lookingg to buy a miner?
Nolak Ataru > Pretty sure buying minors isnt allowed
Aruni > excuse me?
Aruni > oh
GIC0 > The Escape from Jita
GIC0 > Longest movie ever. :(
GIC0 > Longest movie ever. :(
Kale Ryoko > I'M HOLDING YOUR POS AT RANSOM
Kale Ryoko > IT CAN'T ESCAPE!
Nooey > Kale are you webbing my tower?
Kale Ryoko > ... yes ._.
Kale Ryoko > IT CAN'T ESCAPE!
Nooey > Kale are you webbing my tower?
Kale Ryoko > ... yes ._.
<Karmae> that is... most embarrising thing ever... happened today
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
Jurou Yuan > moist nerd musk