Brynhilda > I used to write EVE Online porno
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o
Brynhilda > This is the Sexpod Armageddon class battleship, ready to dock at station XXX in the Vaginus system.
Brynhilda > Slowly...slowly...slowly....ahhh....
Brynhilda > Oh no! A roam! Undock!
Brynhilda > Crap! Too many! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have reinforcements! Undock!
Brynhilda > They dropped a Carrier! Dock!
Brynhilda > We counterdropped! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have a Titan! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have 2! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have more! Dock!
Brynhilda > Refit for smartbombs! Undock!
Brynhilda > FIRE ALL SMARTBOMBS!!
Brynhilda > *Sexpod explodes all over the station*
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_< you need meds...
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o
Brynhilda > This is the Sexpod Armageddon class battleship, ready to dock at station XXX in the Vaginus system.
Brynhilda > Slowly...slowly...slowly....ahhh....
Brynhilda > Oh no! A roam! Undock!
Brynhilda > Crap! Too many! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have reinforcements! Undock!
Brynhilda > They dropped a Carrier! Dock!
Brynhilda > We counterdropped! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have a Titan! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have 2! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have more! Dock!
Brynhilda > Refit for smartbombs! Undock!
Brynhilda > FIRE ALL SMARTBOMBS!!
Brynhilda > *Sexpod explodes all over the station*
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_< you need meds...
Balewolf: there is a advert for some games callled World of Tanks playing on The Escapist and it claims that it contains American, Soviet and German tanks as well as new content such as... French tanks!
Balewolf: because that is really what is going to make you want to buy a game
Balewolf: "Get this game! It shows how awesome the French military is!"
Andreus: Actually I've played it
Andreus: The French tanks are very realistic
Andreus: It even lets you shift gears while reversing
Balewolf: because that is really what is going to make you want to buy a game
Balewolf: "Get this game! It shows how awesome the French military is!"
Andreus: Actually I've played it
Andreus: The French tanks are very realistic
Andreus: It even lets you shift gears while reversing
Koronakesh > brohoof o/)(o
Meili Leng Shuijing > o/)(o
Meili Leng Shuijing > Just call me Sluttersheili
Meili Leng Shuijing > *FLUTTER
Meili Leng Shuijing > FUCK
Meili Leng Shuijing > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meili Leng Shuijing > /emote curls into a onedimensional point of freudian humiliation
Meili Leng Shuijing > o/)(o
Meili Leng Shuijing > Just call me Sluttersheili
Meili Leng Shuijing > *FLUTTER
Meili Leng Shuijing > FUCK
Meili Leng Shuijing > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meili Leng Shuijing > /emote curls into a onedimensional point of freudian humiliation
The Snowman > getting into a corp is more about getting the recruiter into voice comm's and showing that you have a personality and not a dick
Arlene Aubaris > You phrased that wrong I think
Arlene Aubaris > You phrased that wrong I think
xxxmina: how did a cap get on kill list?
Romandra: typically a cap gets on a kill list by dying
Romandra: the rest of the times they're fake mails
Romandra: and no actual capitals are harmed in the making of those.
Romandra: typically a cap gets on a kill list by dying
Romandra: the rest of the times they're fake mails
Romandra: and no actual capitals are harmed in the making of those.
Jaiden Haillier > Good day gentlemen, I will be the guy that will be lobbing bombs at you today. Any preferences on what tail pipe I should ram them up first?
evantheterrible > i can still speak at local if cloaked right?
Kartaugh > yes
Kartaugh > chat doesn't do anything to your ship
Kartaugh > although smack talking in local might
Kartaugh > eventually
Kartaugh > yes
Kartaugh > chat doesn't do anything to your ship
Kartaugh > although smack talking in local might
Kartaugh > eventually
Mashensic > Can you pull up the agent finder outside of a station?
Arlene Aubaris > no, he would choke to death
Arlene Aubaris > no, he would choke to death
JackSmack: We can't mine here, this is stealth bomber country.
Lana Torrin: I just realized its Hil-mar not Him-lar.. That is all.
Sparq: Himmler? What about him?
Lana Torrin: My brain through he got a job running CCP after his success in the SS.
Sponk: Fairly certain that the SS was run more effectively than CCP.
Sparq: Himmler? What about him?
Lana Torrin: My brain through he got a job running CCP after his success in the SS.
Sponk: Fairly certain that the SS was run more effectively than CCP.