Martyr 01 > cretins the lot of you ;P
Rhianna Christian > i've never even BEEN to crete :P
Jago Kain > aren't those the little garliccy things in french soup?
Rhianna Christian > i've never even BEEN to crete :P
Jago Kain > aren't those the little garliccy things in french soup?
<Karmae> that is... most embarrising thing ever... happened today
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
Jurou Yuan > moist nerd musk
Kusachiho: I am curious.... with t3 ships, can you stick other racial sub systems into another t3 cruiser?
Kusachiho: For example, stick a caldari sub system into a gallentee t3 cruiser
Cyphr_Sonic: nope races only
Cyphr_Sonic: it's because gallente use linux and caldari use windows
Cyphr_Sonic: amarr uses BSD and mimnitar uses an old Dos 5.2 disc they found in a dumpster
Cyphr_Sonic: Cd Guns
Cyphr_Sonic: C:/guns/> fire
Cyphr_Sonic: firing guns
Cyphr_Sonic: target hit
Cyphr_Sonic: c:/guns/>
Kusachiho: For example, stick a caldari sub system into a gallentee t3 cruiser
Cyphr_Sonic: nope races only
Cyphr_Sonic: it's because gallente use linux and caldari use windows
Cyphr_Sonic: amarr uses BSD and mimnitar uses an old Dos 5.2 disc they found in a dumpster
Cyphr_Sonic: Cd Guns
Cyphr_Sonic: C:/guns/> fire
Cyphr_Sonic: firing guns
Cyphr_Sonic: target hit
Cyphr_Sonic: c:/guns/>
EVE System > Channel changed to Ammold Local Channel
Rassalon Simessa > WTF- I'm dead again
Rassalon Simessa > This isn;t anything like Wow
Markus De'Helude > thats the point. THIS is a good game :)
Rassalon Simessa > Would you guys please stop shotting at me when I undock.
Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"
Markus De'Helude > you attacked someone in secure(or safe) space.
Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.
Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Just stop killing me.
Markus De'Helude > Rass... its none of us.
Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.
Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?
Eyndo B > its the police dude
Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.
Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Rassalon Simessa > Are you the cop?
Markus De'Helude > ... yes... yes its a threat.... and yes... I am the police. I am god. I control everything.
Rassalon Simessa > Why are you bing an arse>?
Markus De'Helude > casuse i explained 2 times what is happening for ya... 3rd time ya ask, ya get bs back.
oobeedooby > haha
Rassalon Simessa > WTF man you're nto very nice
Rassalon Simessa > In WoW they were very helpful.
Markus De'Helude > and you should go back to wow.
Rassalon Simessa > No... I think I'll just shot ya... get my revenge.
Markus De'Helude > sure. i'll wait outside the station in my uber shuttle of doom.
Rassalon Simessa > Ohhh... so you have a special ship- that;s it.
Markus De'Helude > and its shoot. you shoot someone, once that has happend THEN you have shot them.
Rassalon Simessa > Thanks for the Gremmer lesson tudie.
Markus De'Helude > so.. you gonna come out and SHOOT me oe what?
Markus De'Helude > i'm a busy man, times a wastin.
Eyndo B > its or...oe would just make you look stupid
Rassalon Simessa > It says there's soemkind of count down having to do with you. I'll wait for it to be over and then come out. I'm not stupid.
Markus De'Helude > ok. i'll wait right here for you to come out and shot me.
Rassalon Simessa > Now that I figured out you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > yes. i am the biggest criminal in eve. I make billions of isk off you noobs.
Rassalon Simessa > What is a "gratuitus gift of tritamiun"?
Markus De'Helude > someone PLEASE tell me this is all a joke...
Rassalon Simessa > Joke? WTF... YOU KILLED me!
Rassalon Simessa > THREE Times!
Markus De'Helude > yes. I am the concord Commander you speak of.
Eyndo B > yeah your gonna keep dying till that countdown is done
Rassalon Simessa > Yea I figured that out... like I said I'm not stupd
Markus De'Helude > Eyndo.. i told him that... he took it as a threat.
Eyndo B > lol
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"<br>Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Sure laugh at the new guy... they keep giving em a new ship- so I assume the gam knows you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?<br>Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Is that a th...
Markus De'Helude > Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Eyndo B > thats good stuff
Markus De'Helude > ya... i'll post it up on omgrawr.org if its still around...
Rassalon Simessa > So I get it- you are bth criminils
Eyndo B > Aye
Rassalon Simessa > I knew they had them in this game- I just wasnt ready fo rya... I'll undock this time and get ya for sure!
Markus De'Helude > its .net.. so ya... i'll post this ;) its pure gold.
Markus De'Helude > sure Rass. whatever you say.
Markus De'Helude > like I said. i'll wait outside the station for ya.
Rassalon Simessa > WTF- I'm dead again
Rassalon Simessa > This isn;t anything like Wow
Markus De'Helude > thats the point. THIS is a good game :)
Rassalon Simessa > Would you guys please stop shotting at me when I undock.
Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"
Markus De'Helude > you attacked someone in secure(or safe) space.
Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.
Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Just stop killing me.
Markus De'Helude > Rass... its none of us.
Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.
Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?
Eyndo B > its the police dude
Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.
Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Rassalon Simessa > Are you the cop?
Markus De'Helude > ... yes... yes its a threat.... and yes... I am the police. I am god. I control everything.
Rassalon Simessa > Why are you bing an arse>?
Markus De'Helude > casuse i explained 2 times what is happening for ya... 3rd time ya ask, ya get bs back.
oobeedooby > haha
Rassalon Simessa > WTF man you're nto very nice
Rassalon Simessa > In WoW they were very helpful.
Markus De'Helude > and you should go back to wow.
Rassalon Simessa > No... I think I'll just shot ya... get my revenge.
Markus De'Helude > sure. i'll wait outside the station in my uber shuttle of doom.
Rassalon Simessa > Ohhh... so you have a special ship- that;s it.
Markus De'Helude > and its shoot. you shoot someone, once that has happend THEN you have shot them.
Rassalon Simessa > Thanks for the Gremmer lesson tudie.
Markus De'Helude > so.. you gonna come out and SHOOT me oe what?
Markus De'Helude > i'm a busy man, times a wastin.
Eyndo B > its or...oe would just make you look stupid
Rassalon Simessa > It says there's soemkind of count down having to do with you. I'll wait for it to be over and then come out. I'm not stupid.
Markus De'Helude > ok. i'll wait right here for you to come out and shot me.
Rassalon Simessa > Now that I figured out you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > yes. i am the biggest criminal in eve. I make billions of isk off you noobs.
Rassalon Simessa > What is a "gratuitus gift of tritamiun"?
Markus De'Helude > someone PLEASE tell me this is all a joke...
Rassalon Simessa > Joke? WTF... YOU KILLED me!
Rassalon Simessa > THREE Times!
Markus De'Helude > yes. I am the concord Commander you speak of.
Eyndo B > yeah your gonna keep dying till that countdown is done
Rassalon Simessa > Yea I figured that out... like I said I'm not stupd
Markus De'Helude > Eyndo.. i told him that... he took it as a threat.
Eyndo B > lol
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"<br>Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Sure laugh at the new guy... they keep giving em a new ship- so I assume the gam knows you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?<br>Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Is that a th...
Markus De'Helude > Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Eyndo B > thats good stuff
Markus De'Helude > ya... i'll post it up on omgrawr.org if its still around...
Rassalon Simessa > So I get it- you are bth criminils
Eyndo B > Aye
Rassalon Simessa > I knew they had them in this game- I just wasnt ready fo rya... I'll undock this time and get ya for sure!
Markus De'Helude > its .net.. so ya... i'll post this ;) its pure gold.
Markus De'Helude > sure Rass. whatever you say.
Markus De'Helude > like I said. i'll wait outside the station for ya.
ParMizaN > nmy yoguyrt tastes liek vdoka
<Rikki> we took a station in curse after hours of roaming around there without a challenge
<Rikki> it's called "We went to Curse and all we got was this lousy station"
<Rikki> it's called "We went to Curse and all we got was this lousy station"
DaMiGe > anch how about shooting
DaMiGe > :P
Anchises > they like you
DaMiGe > who doesnt?
DaMiGe > ;-)
DaMiGe > afk
Anchises > is that f*cking joke?
Anchises > AFK?
Anchises > you're in armour!!!
Anchises > OMFG
Mordred Blight > if your giving your bs away you can send it my way before it pops :)
Anchises > he's going to die
Anchises > or not
Anchises > may be close
Anchises > there's a lord on him
Anchises > f*ck f*ck f*ck
Dreka Mantas > lol
Anchises > come on you B*STARD
Dreka Mantas > lmao
Anchises > pheeeewww
Anchises > he's safe
Dreka Mantas > lol
DaMiGe > back with extra beer
Anchises > he's got about 20% structure left now
DaMiGe > :-D
Anchises > no armour
DaMiGe > hey.. what happend?
Anchises > you went afk in armour
DaMiGe > ...
Anchises > twat
DaMiGe > :P
Anchises > they like you
DaMiGe > who doesnt?
DaMiGe > ;-)
DaMiGe > afk
Anchises > is that f*cking joke?
Anchises > AFK?
Anchises > you're in armour!!!
Anchises > OMFG
Mordred Blight > if your giving your bs away you can send it my way before it pops :)
Anchises > he's going to die
Anchises > or not
Anchises > may be close
Anchises > there's a lord on him
Anchises > f*ck f*ck f*ck
Dreka Mantas > lol
Anchises > come on you B*STARD
Dreka Mantas > lmao
Anchises > pheeeewww
Anchises > he's safe
Dreka Mantas > lol
DaMiGe > back with extra beer
Anchises > he's got about 20% structure left now
DaMiGe > :-D
Anchises > no armour
DaMiGe > hey.. what happend?
Anchises > you went afk in armour
DaMiGe > ...
Anchises > twat
John Voland > you english talking guys , whats the area around the nipple called?
Mikal Drey > the woman
Mikal Drey > the woman
Waxau> Ahh patch days. The time of the month where a social life is possible. I wonder if im still dating that girl...