Judas II > yo mammas so fat, i can nos her infinite
Kubiq > yo mamma moving, tidi that system :D
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, TPs have no effect
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, citadel torpedoes from a sieged dread do 100% damage!
Kubiq > while moving
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, nanofibers have a 100% sttacking penalty
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, ccp have to reinforce the node everywhere she goes
Miss Digs > Your mommas so fat when she entered the pos she bumped the control tower out
Kubiq > yo mamma moving, tidi that system :D
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, TPs have no effect
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, citadel torpedoes from a sieged dread do 100% damage!
Kubiq > while moving
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, nanofibers have a 100% sttacking penalty
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, ccp have to reinforce the node everywhere she goes
Miss Digs > Your mommas so fat when she entered the pos she bumped the control tower out
Stitcher > Q: Why are Civire so square?
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote waits
Stitcher > A: so we can be stacked for easy storage.
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote smirks "That's probably true, you know."
Stitcher > I'm convinced there was an aborted attempt to breed the ability to fold up into neat cubes somewhere in our genetic history.
Pieter Tuulinen > If you put two of us feet to head we're a rectangle.
Stitcher > ah, the good old interlocking Civire wall of chins strategy
Stitcher > crucial to the victory of the Raata armies at the battle of the seven lords
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote waits
Stitcher > A: so we can be stacked for easy storage.
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote smirks "That's probably true, you know."
Stitcher > I'm convinced there was an aborted attempt to breed the ability to fold up into neat cubes somewhere in our genetic history.
Pieter Tuulinen > If you put two of us feet to head we're a rectangle.
Stitcher > ah, the good old interlocking Civire wall of chins strategy
Stitcher > crucial to the victory of the Raata armies at the battle of the seven lords
Tristan Acoma > Really? I assumed that when an actually attractive couple joins a swinging scene they are quickly swarmed by the bourgeois walruses of perversion and suffocated.
GIGAR > Eve needs a capital ship tournament
Ghost Hunter > It's called nullsec
Ghost Hunter > It's called nullsec
hellsquad2 > Anyone up for some minors?
hellsquad2 > We've got four in our fleet so far.
Triple Entendre > You sicken me.
Isaphras > No triple.. that's not what he meant X_X
S Higgins > any fleets up?
Isaphras > Our fleet is up, for minors.
S Higgins > under 18?
Isaphras > ffs
Triple Entendre > I'm sayin' nothing
Isaphras > Gay
Isaphras > Gah *
Triple Entendre > Gay minors? Dear god man. you are FULL of perversions.
Triple Entendre > Not a priest, are you?
Isaphras > Anyways... we have a fleet up for T1 Frigate T1 Destroyer plexes. If anyone is interested just X.
Triple Entendre > That's rather specific. Why not just call them minors? :D
Isaphras > If I call them Minors you guys have haydays.
OmgTentacleTerror > u ruin our fun. u suck isaph. go play wow
hellsquad2 > We've got four in our fleet so far.
Triple Entendre > You sicken me.
Isaphras > No triple.. that's not what he meant X_X
S Higgins > any fleets up?
Isaphras > Our fleet is up, for minors.
S Higgins > under 18?
Isaphras > ffs
Triple Entendre > I'm sayin' nothing
Isaphras > Gay
Isaphras > Gah *
Triple Entendre > Gay minors? Dear god man. you are FULL of perversions.
Triple Entendre > Not a priest, are you?
Isaphras > Anyways... we have a fleet up for T1 Frigate T1 Destroyer plexes. If anyone is interested just X.
Triple Entendre > That's rather specific. Why not just call them minors? :D
Isaphras > If I call them Minors you guys have haydays.
OmgTentacleTerror > u ruin our fun. u suck isaph. go play wow
Jim Adestur > why the fck do belt rats warp away...
DraLaFi > cos they are like thoes girls who likes attention but keeps running away when they get it
DraLaFi > cos they are like thoes girls who likes attention but keeps running away when they get it
Grumbling Grandpa > I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker.Can't wait to see my new cock.
Nikoli Morgan > Hulk sounds kinda fun
Jon Taggart > Hulk is like a pinata. You hit it and stuff falls out
Nytoxias > Jon, it's more like Pinata with candy and a small child inside. You hit it, candy falls out and the child falls out screaming as well. And if the child doesn't get away in time for the parent to show up and shoot you, you can beat it to death! =D
Zen Naari > Nyt, what in the name of god goes on in your head?
Nytoxias > Umm... stuff.
Jon Taggart > Hulk is like a pinata. You hit it and stuff falls out
Nytoxias > Jon, it's more like Pinata with candy and a small child inside. You hit it, candy falls out and the child falls out screaming as well. And if the child doesn't get away in time for the parent to show up and shoot you, you can beat it to death! =D
Zen Naari > Nyt, what in the name of god goes on in your head?
Nytoxias > Umm... stuff.
Brynhilda > I used to write EVE Online porno
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o
Brynhilda > This is the Sexpod Armageddon class battleship, ready to dock at station XXX in the Vaginus system.
Brynhilda > Slowly...slowly...slowly....ahhh....
Brynhilda > Oh no! A roam! Undock!
Brynhilda > Crap! Too many! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have reinforcements! Undock!
Brynhilda > They dropped a Carrier! Dock!
Brynhilda > We counterdropped! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have a Titan! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have 2! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have more! Dock!
Brynhilda > Refit for smartbombs! Undock!
Brynhilda > FIRE ALL SMARTBOMBS!!
Brynhilda > *Sexpod explodes all over the station*
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_< you need meds...
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o
Brynhilda > This is the Sexpod Armageddon class battleship, ready to dock at station XXX in the Vaginus system.
Brynhilda > Slowly...slowly...slowly....ahhh....
Brynhilda > Oh no! A roam! Undock!
Brynhilda > Crap! Too many! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have reinforcements! Undock!
Brynhilda > They dropped a Carrier! Dock!
Brynhilda > We counterdropped! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have a Titan! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have 2! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have more! Dock!
Brynhilda > Refit for smartbombs! Undock!
Brynhilda > FIRE ALL SMARTBOMBS!!
Brynhilda > *Sexpod explodes all over the station*
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_< you need meds...
Sakura Imoru > People forget to remember that Tony wrote with a general audience in mind, even people that haven't played EvE yet, and he needed to give those a general feel for each faction fast
Degen Sankriga > "How do I make people understand the EvE Universe... Orgies!"
Real Naskingar > he is kind of right when you anilyze rpers...
Real Naskingar > The amount we have cybersex is insane
Stitcher > the Federation's supposed to be a very permissive society
Stitcher > and the Amarrians get all kinds of freaky behind closed doors
Stitcher > I guess with the Caldari what you've got is somebody blows a whistle and everybody folds their clothes into neat piles
Stitcher > then the whistle gets blown again and the fucking happens. and there's a performance review afterwards.
Ghost Hunter > lol
Degen Sankriga > Precise thrusts.
Degen Sankriga > "How do I make people understand the EvE Universe... Orgies!"
Real Naskingar > he is kind of right when you anilyze rpers...
Real Naskingar > The amount we have cybersex is insane
Stitcher > the Federation's supposed to be a very permissive society
Stitcher > and the Amarrians get all kinds of freaky behind closed doors
Stitcher > I guess with the Caldari what you've got is somebody blows a whistle and everybody folds their clothes into neat piles
Stitcher > then the whistle gets blown again and the fucking happens. and there's a performance review afterwards.
Ghost Hunter > lol
Degen Sankriga > Precise thrusts.