Scarred forLife > Also, I realized... Revan posting alone is hilarious and awesome... but Jade posting in Revan threads turns my stomach.
Scarred forLife > Revan alone it's sort of like... okay, you know, this is actually an elaborate parody that I can make fun of.
Scarred forLife > But then when Jade chips in it's like... okay... someone not clearly batshit nuts is playing along... and then they start doing their "pillow talk in public" thing.
Scarred forLife > It's like if you went into a business meeting, your boss was sodomizing a retarded midget in bondage gear over the conference table, but he seemed to expect you to carry on the meeting anyway.
Scarred forLife > Like... "zomg... okay... that's horrible, it will forever shape how I think of this, I'll never be able to un-see that... and you're not even embarrased. COULD YOU AT LEAST STOP!?"
Scarred forLife > Revan alone it's sort of like... okay, you know, this is actually an elaborate parody that I can make fun of.
Scarred forLife > But then when Jade chips in it's like... okay... someone not clearly batshit nuts is playing along... and then they start doing their "pillow talk in public" thing.
Scarred forLife > It's like if you went into a business meeting, your boss was sodomizing a retarded midget in bondage gear over the conference table, but he seemed to expect you to carry on the meeting anyway.
Scarred forLife > Like... "zomg... okay... that's horrible, it will forever shape how I think of this, I'll never be able to un-see that... and you're not even embarrased. COULD YOU AT LEAST STOP!?"
Bulletproof Cupid > hmm I might understand this new sov mechanics one day
gfldex > and so will CCP
Bulletproof Cupid > haha yeah maybe :D
gfldex > and so will CCP
Bulletproof Cupid > haha yeah maybe :D
Arestan > tempest hull sure has a strange configuration. just noticed it's like a kilometer long corridor to the bridge from the ship itself. "captain to the bridge!" "be there in 4 minutes, can't run faster!" minmatar ways are strange.
turbo26 > yep.
Jaric Falcari > We compensate by using large guns.
Mikora Rudniur > what? no turbolift?
Jaric Falcari > Turbolifts are for noobs >_>
turbo26 > im not lifting him.
turbo26 > yep.
Jaric Falcari > We compensate by using large guns.
Mikora Rudniur > what? no turbolift?
Jaric Falcari > Turbolifts are for noobs >_>
turbo26 > im not lifting him.
Lain Runner > hail guys, fleet position?
SmallFatCat > missionary
SmallFatCat > missionary
Prideof USA > i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
feign innocence > looking for the "I wish" channel maybe?
Nagen > lol
Michael Turate > Nice one Pride - why has no-one got a sense of humour anymore???
Nagen > sense of humor has been discouraged by all major religions ... for that reason
Prideof USA > my religion is...
Prideof USA > When i was a kid, i used to pray for a bike. Then i realized that's not how god works, so i stole one, and then asked for forgiveness
feign innocence > looking for the "I wish" channel maybe?
Nagen > lol
Michael Turate > Nice one Pride - why has no-one got a sense of humour anymore???
Nagen > sense of humor has been discouraged by all major religions ... for that reason
Prideof USA > my religion is...
Prideof USA > When i was a kid, i used to pray for a bike. Then i realized that's not how god works, so i stole one, and then asked for forgiveness
tuade > Im thinking about going out and conquering all of eve in my ibis but i broke the ignition switch on it so cant get it started atm im trying to pop the clutch but need someone to get out and push for me
Nathan Carver > just take the parts you need from this can and i'll help you.
Nathan Carver > just take the parts you need from this can and i'll help you.
moc tart > the space around these stations now belongs to ME!
moc tart > MOC TAART!!!
Cid Kelso > Oh wow, are you charging rent?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > I guess that's reasonable. What's the fee?
moc tart > 20 mill
Cid Kelso > Wow, that is quite a fee you got there
Cid Kelso > Is that for maintenance?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > Not for the roads? Potholes? Lights? Hyperspace bypasses?
moc tart > for nubs to pass
Cid Kelso > Ah, do I have any nubs protruding? That would be rather bumpy
moc tart > indeed
Cid Kelso > Oh dear. What's a good solution for removing nubs?
moc tart > afk
moc tart > you are free to pass my friend
Cid Kelso > Oh why thank you!
moc tart > MOC TAART!!!
Cid Kelso > Oh wow, are you charging rent?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > I guess that's reasonable. What's the fee?
moc tart > 20 mill
Cid Kelso > Wow, that is quite a fee you got there
Cid Kelso > Is that for maintenance?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > Not for the roads? Potholes? Lights? Hyperspace bypasses?
moc tart > for nubs to pass
Cid Kelso > Ah, do I have any nubs protruding? That would be rather bumpy
moc tart > indeed
Cid Kelso > Oh dear. What's a good solution for removing nubs?
moc tart > afk
moc tart > you are free to pass my friend
Cid Kelso > Oh why thank you!
< Jayseven> great. so eve is now not only spreadsheets in space... but also flowcharts in space
<Dems> the 1600 plate must make it pretty potent
<%xiaodown> much like my sperm.
<cougem> slow and lacking in agility?
<%xiaodown> much like my sperm.
<cougem> slow and lacking in agility?
Karei Seijiro > well now, that was funny...
Karei Seijiro > i just fried a paper shredder.
Karei Seijiro > and fixed it
Karei Seijiro > and then it caught on fire
Karei Seijiro > and now it's back to working....
Karei Seijiro > i don't know if i trust it though.
Karei Seijiro > i just fried a paper shredder.
Karei Seijiro > and fixed it
Karei Seijiro > and then it caught on fire
Karei Seijiro > and now it's back to working....
Karei Seijiro > i don't know if i trust it though.