Vassili Dashkov > You know you've been playing too much EVE when your warp drive comes online and your lights in your house go dim
Gilland > besides nothing wrong with drinking its sobering up thats not good for you
Omgar > so truel
Aktor Thrash > I have drinking lvl 5, and advanced college drinking lvl 4
Aktor Thrash > :P
Erin Vonhelga > lol
Gilland > aah but what about red chunk thrower lvl 4
Erin Vonhelga > eeewww lol
Aktor Thrash > naw, I trained hangover suppression to lvl 4, which means i get a 80% reduction in red chunk effects
Gilland > and stability -3
Zaphod Beeblebrock > motion control helps too
Gilland > k but how are you on memory recall (my skill gets deleted after a night out)
Zaphod Beeblebrock > its not a bug its a feature
Gilland > ah does that explain why whatever isk i have on me i allways return with none ?
Aktor Thrash > motion control is a good one to train up, it reduces room spinning 75%
Gilland > i think room spinning is vital for bed aiming lvl3
Aktor Thrash > once you get bed aiming to lvl 4, it reduces wife anger by %50
Gilland > not a problem i have - wife lvl5 thank god
Aktor Thrash > Yar!!
Omgar > so truel
Aktor Thrash > I have drinking lvl 5, and advanced college drinking lvl 4
Aktor Thrash > :P
Erin Vonhelga > lol
Gilland > aah but what about red chunk thrower lvl 4
Erin Vonhelga > eeewww lol
Aktor Thrash > naw, I trained hangover suppression to lvl 4, which means i get a 80% reduction in red chunk effects
Gilland > and stability -3
Zaphod Beeblebrock > motion control helps too
Gilland > k but how are you on memory recall (my skill gets deleted after a night out)
Zaphod Beeblebrock > its not a bug its a feature
Gilland > ah does that explain why whatever isk i have on me i allways return with none ?
Aktor Thrash > motion control is a good one to train up, it reduces room spinning 75%
Gilland > i think room spinning is vital for bed aiming lvl3
Aktor Thrash > once you get bed aiming to lvl 4, it reduces wife anger by %50
Gilland > not a problem i have - wife lvl5 thank god
Aktor Thrash > Yar!!
Evil Sulu > Buy me a vindicator
GenePool Chlorinator > well.. ok.. but I can't fly it back to you :(
GenePool Chlorinator > can I bring you some exotic dancers instead?
Evil Sulu > Then buy me a black hooker, a tube of ky, a red dildo, duct tape, a marsupial, a camero, and a briefcase full of explosives
GenePool Chlorinator > well.. ok.. but I can't fly it back to you :(
GenePool Chlorinator > can I bring you some exotic dancers instead?
Evil Sulu > Then buy me a black hooker, a tube of ky, a red dildo, duct tape, a marsupial, a camero, and a briefcase full of explosives
Carbis > I'm back
Carbis > now, where would you like me to meet you, boss?
Carbis > anybody home?
Aman Nogi > nay i am not here
Carbis > do I have to press one to leave a message?
Aman Nogi > no press 3, 1 is for celebrities only
Carbis > how do you know I am not a celebrity? Seriously, I have been on the news, a few times
Aman Nogi > was that you in the handcuffs?
Carbis > no!... I was the one in my underwear, talking about what the tornado sounded like
Carbis > now, where would you like me to meet you, boss?
Carbis > anybody home?
Aman Nogi > nay i am not here
Carbis > do I have to press one to leave a message?
Aman Nogi > no press 3, 1 is for celebrities only
Carbis > how do you know I am not a celebrity? Seriously, I have been on the news, a few times
Aman Nogi > was that you in the handcuffs?
Carbis > no!... I was the one in my underwear, talking about what the tornado sounded like
Khars III > What are you up to in game?
Wuhu > plotting to destroy xi
Wuhu > uuuuuh
Wuhu > i mean mining
Xiron > wha?
Wuhu > nothing, go back to sleep
Xiron > ok
Wuhu > plotting to destroy xi
Wuhu > uuuuuh
Wuhu > i mean mining
Xiron > wha?
Wuhu > nothing, go back to sleep
Xiron > ok
Clamn8er > I like triple shot latte's in a short cup
Clamn8er > it's like a 800 Cap Booster
Clamn8er > it's like a 800 Cap Booster
Tareen Kashaar > hull upgrades 5 is on my list somewhere between the greedy lust for an absolution and common sense
Tybor Uskayrt > eve is the only thing to go down on me nowadays.......
BlueFalcon > yea where else can you get something to go down on you all the time for 14.95 a month?
BlueFalcon > yea where else can you get something to go down on you all the time for 14.95 a month?
Par'Gellen > "Notify: You have successfully updated your EVE client to Disaster 1.1"
PsychoSanta > Use some of that money to buy a set of +4 implants.
Ferocious One > wish i could its my second day
Sagace > where did you get all that isk?
Ferocious One > friend and my dumbass bought some
Sagace > ah
Ferocious One > yup
Ferocious One > money well wasted
Ferocious One > might i add
Sagace > yikes, how much did you buy?
Ferocious One > 500,000,000
Samirol > 0.o
Sagace > *jaw drops*
Samirol > you know you are supporting terrorism right
Ferocious One > really?
Sagace > a half billion?
Xavier XI > /emote runs in and steals Sagace's jaw
Ferocious One > how so?
Samirol > giving money to al queda
Samirol > they macro games for cash
Ferocious One > who said i bought it from al queda?
Ferocious One > oh
Samirol > where did you buy it from
Ferocious One > didnt know that
Samirol > yeah, its really bad
Ferocious One > igxe
Ferocious One > well too late for a refund
Samirol > its estimated 50% of the money used at 9/11 was from gaming sales
Samirol > they had a report come out, it was on the down low so the public didn't get a whiff of it
Ferocious One > well its good to know that
Ferocious One > not that i was gonna get anymore
Samirol > did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Samirol > =P
Ferocious One > nope not much of a trivia person
Samirol > yeah, its not an official english word
PsychoSanta > Sam, now I'm literarally ROFL.
Samirol > ferocious, please tell me you were just going along with it
Ferocious One > but i do know that the "s" section of the dictionary is the biggest
Ferocious One > wish i could its my second day
Sagace > where did you get all that isk?
Ferocious One > friend and my dumbass bought some
Sagace > ah
Ferocious One > yup
Ferocious One > money well wasted
Ferocious One > might i add
Sagace > yikes, how much did you buy?
Ferocious One > 500,000,000
Samirol > 0.o
Sagace > *jaw drops*
Samirol > you know you are supporting terrorism right
Ferocious One > really?
Sagace > a half billion?
Xavier XI > /emote runs in and steals Sagace's jaw
Ferocious One > how so?
Samirol > giving money to al queda
Samirol > they macro games for cash
Ferocious One > who said i bought it from al queda?
Ferocious One > oh
Samirol > where did you buy it from
Ferocious One > didnt know that
Samirol > yeah, its really bad
Ferocious One > igxe
Ferocious One > well too late for a refund
Samirol > its estimated 50% of the money used at 9/11 was from gaming sales
Samirol > they had a report come out, it was on the down low so the public didn't get a whiff of it
Ferocious One > well its good to know that
Ferocious One > not that i was gonna get anymore
Samirol > did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Samirol > =P
Ferocious One > nope not much of a trivia person
Samirol > yeah, its not an official english word
PsychoSanta > Sam, now I'm literarally ROFL.
Samirol > ferocious, please tell me you were just going along with it
Ferocious One > but i do know that the "s" section of the dictionary is the biggest