Taryon > think hj just stays here to teach new players how to use block
<Mitchman> btw, there's a bug on the qualifier page for the race. It says Tuesday Oct 5, but oct 5th is a wednesday. Bug spreads down
<Nebulai> erm
<Nebulai> its a tuesday on my calender :P
<Mitchman> tuesday 4th, wednesday 5th
<Stavros> erm
<gota> tuesday was yesterday and it was the 5th :x
<Stavros> 5th is a tuesday
<Stavros> now is the 6th
<Stavros> wednesday the 6th
<gota> tuesday 5th, wed 6th
<Mitchman> oh crap
<Stavros> u realised u suck?
<gota> he realised he missed his race
* Mitchman beats his swiss clock to small pieces
<Nebulai> :P
<Stavros> OWNZED
<Stavros> ;/
<moocifer> X'D
<Nebulai> erm
<Nebulai> its a tuesday on my calender :P
<Mitchman> tuesday 4th, wednesday 5th
<Stavros> erm
<gota> tuesday was yesterday and it was the 5th :x
<Stavros> 5th is a tuesday
<Stavros> now is the 6th
<Stavros> wednesday the 6th
<gota> tuesday 5th, wed 6th
<Mitchman> oh crap
<Stavros> u realised u suck?
<gota> he realised he missed his race
* Mitchman beats his swiss clock to small pieces
<Nebulai> :P
<Stavros> OWNZED
<Stavros> ;/
<moocifer> X'D
Mizhara Del'thul > Cats aren't bad though. My former dog woke me up once. That was enough to condition me.
Shae Tiann > rofl oh?
Mizhara Del'thul > I sleep in the nude... and that morning I slept on my stomach. I woke up wondering what the hell was going on as he stuck his cold, wet snout between my arsecheeks. I just barely managed to wake up... before he sneezed.
Mizhara Del'thul > I swear to god it took me five minutes to claw myself off the ceiling.
Mizhara Del'thul > And when I did... and this is not embellishment or anything, I shit you not... he was grinning at me.
Shae Tiann > rofl oh?
Mizhara Del'thul > I sleep in the nude... and that morning I slept on my stomach. I woke up wondering what the hell was going on as he stuck his cold, wet snout between my arsecheeks. I just barely managed to wake up... before he sneezed.
Mizhara Del'thul > I swear to god it took me five minutes to claw myself off the ceiling.
Mizhara Del'thul > And when I did... and this is not embellishment or anything, I shit you not... he was grinning at me.
Carinae > AFK for some 'family' time, back in 5 mins
Futher Bezluden > off topic, If I am playing the EVE-Card game and the eve server crashes, do techs fly in from iceland to kick over the table?
SpaceGoat > MOMMY MOMMY WHAT IS THAT MEGATHRON TRYING TO DO TO THAT RAVEN
Irunforu > whatever it wants, muahahaha
Irunforu > whatever it wants, muahahaha
Ilfar > If my hands are cold I stick them in my cat
Ilfar > ...'s belly fur
Ilfar > Who put the fucking apostrophe so close to the god damned enter key anyways?
Ilfar > ...'s belly fur
Ilfar > Who put the fucking apostrophe so close to the god damned enter key anyways?
Vangogg > i heard chuck norris survived an abortion..
Sansha'Kh > Too bad you did too
Glass Key > best comeback ever to a norris joke
Sansha'Kh > Too bad you did too
Glass Key > best comeback ever to a norris joke
Skeltek > did you loot anything of value? I don´t remember wether I had anything in my cargo or not
FosterK > We looted five internets.
Skeltek > internets?
FosterK > It's a series of tubes.
FosterK > We looted five internets.
Skeltek > internets?
FosterK > It's a series of tubes.
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it