(iT) cause like the wife said it was time for bed
(iT) so I said
(iT) "don't get all emo"
(iT) and she said "what is emo"
(iT) and I told her
(iT) she said
(iT) "I HATE EVE and I HATE BOB"
(iT) so I said "are you ASCN"
(iT) she left hte room o/
(iT) so I said
(iT) "don't get all emo"
(iT) and she said "what is emo"
(iT) and I told her
(iT) she said
(iT) "I HATE EVE and I HATE BOB"
(iT) so I said "are you ASCN"
(iT) she left hte room o/
shol'va > [14:10:07] Lisa More > this is 3fa space you have 5 minutes to leave or you will be set to kos
Nooey > Tell them your Director said they can save 5 minutes and do it now
Nooey > Tell them your Director said they can save 5 minutes and do it now
EVE System > Channel changed to Oimmo Local Channel
Jack Icegaard > So whats up with all the ships humping Vourrassi gate?
Jonny Damordred > Spraypainting ideolgical slogans
Ituralde > The gate likes it
Selim > Repairing the gate.
Aeaus > We are securing a shipment of virtu-gra (50mg)
Atandros > It's a visit from an University of Caille class on a field trip to examine modern Caldari architecture
Jack Icegaard > So whats up with all the ships humping Vourrassi gate?
Jonny Damordred > Spraypainting ideolgical slogans
Ituralde > The gate likes it
Selim > Repairing the gate.
Aeaus > We are securing a shipment of virtu-gra (50mg)
Atandros > It's a visit from an University of Caille class on a field trip to examine modern Caldari architecture
Qebehsenuf > what do the different implant slots mean, just 6 places to put
implants?
Oricalcos > Da
Oricalcos > Each slot enhances a diffrent attribute
Mr Crowley > Which one enhances penis size?
Oricalcos > Slot 69
Gee'Kin > slot 666
Starrion > any slot enhances mine
implants?
Oricalcos > Da
Oricalcos > Each slot enhances a diffrent attribute
Mr Crowley > Which one enhances penis size?
Oricalcos > Slot 69
Gee'Kin > slot 666
Starrion > any slot enhances mine
<Fapos> do scan probes work on the test server atm?
<ElweSingollo> trying just now
<ElweSingollo> and don't think so I may be wrong however
<Fapos> yeah ElweSingollo I tried launching one and I cant click on a group to select one
<ElweSingollo> exact same problem here
<mana> Reset camera launches the seamless map..
<Fapos> I also have 399 3au probes in the launcher, dunno if thats right either :P
<Nozh> awesome, we'll call it a feature
<ElweSingollo> trying just now
<ElweSingollo> and don't think so I may be wrong however
<Fapos> yeah ElweSingollo I tried launching one and I cant click on a group to select one
<ElweSingollo> exact same problem here
<mana> Reset camera launches the seamless map..
<Fapos> I also have 399 3au probes in the launcher, dunno if thats right either :P
<Nozh> awesome, we'll call it a feature
* Talon`dor|Work comforts Superbeasts snake
<Talon`dor|Work> er
<Talon`dor|Work> fuck
<Talon`dor|Work> umm..
<Talon`dor|Work> er
<Talon`dor|Work> fuck
<Talon`dor|Work> umm..
Jouni Kalmar > ok ta kal
Luigi Thirty > ta kal?
Jouni Kalmar > ta as in thanks, kal as in kalishikov
Jouni Kalmar > /emote stabs luigi
Jouni Kalmar > u just defeated my abreviations
Luigi Thirty > your tlas are doa
Jouni Kalmar > ?
Luigi Thirty > FINISH HIM
Luigi Thirty > /emote stabs Jouni and rips his spine out with his awesome abbreviations
Jouni Kalmar > i'm in a moros
Jouni Kalmar > u have got nothing
Luigi Thirty > i have a ferox
PLZI > as my professional opinion, I'd say you both have brain damage.
Luigi Thirty > ta kal?
Jouni Kalmar > ta as in thanks, kal as in kalishikov
Jouni Kalmar > /emote stabs luigi
Jouni Kalmar > u just defeated my abreviations
Luigi Thirty > your tlas are doa
Jouni Kalmar > ?
Luigi Thirty > FINISH HIM
Luigi Thirty > /emote stabs Jouni and rips his spine out with his awesome abbreviations
Jouni Kalmar > i'm in a moros
Jouni Kalmar > u have got nothing
Luigi Thirty > i have a ferox
PLZI > as my professional opinion, I'd say you both have brain damage.
Simeone > okay line up... who wants to milk me first? =P
Simeone > /emote starts milking himself
Dalaq > kill it, kill it now - for the love of god, kill it!
Simeone > oooh yea baby thats gooood
Simeone > bring forth the MILKAGE
amarrly > /emote gives sim a shake
Simeone > MILKSHAKES all round
Simeone > MILKSHAKEAGE
Laureli > omg
Dalaq > /emote goes away to throw up quietly
Simeone > u wank a cookie with that dal?
Simeone > err i meant want lmao
Dalaq > freduian slip there
Simeone > shit i spat squash over my keyboard when i read what i wrote
hypno toad > corp channel hits a new low
Dalaq > which is impresive in itself
Simeone > /emote starts milking himself
Dalaq > kill it, kill it now - for the love of god, kill it!
Simeone > oooh yea baby thats gooood
Simeone > bring forth the MILKAGE
amarrly > /emote gives sim a shake
Simeone > MILKSHAKES all round
Simeone > MILKSHAKEAGE
Laureli > omg
Dalaq > /emote goes away to throw up quietly
Simeone > u wank a cookie with that dal?
Simeone > err i meant want lmao
Dalaq > freduian slip there
Simeone > shit i spat squash over my keyboard when i read what i wrote
hypno toad > corp channel hits a new low
Dalaq > which is impresive in itself
Mighty Hobo > im after a Raven
Kettler > I could eat a horse.
Azia Burgi > well if you drop the minerals off at kor-azor prime and rustle up a BPC i can cook one
Azia Burgi > wait
Azia Burgi > wtf
Azia Burgi > i meant a raven
Azia Burgi > not a horse
Kettler > I could eat a horse.
Azia Burgi > well if you drop the minerals off at kor-azor prime and rustle up a BPC i can cook one
Azia Burgi > wait
Azia Burgi > wtf
Azia Burgi > i meant a raven
Azia Burgi > not a horse
Jirid > Brynn - the newbie weapon uses love and understanding as ammo, which is why it has the destructive power and range of a hug. You don't need charges for it.