Byrn Daar > I bet you didn't find the cookies hidden in the dark corner tho...
Kayne Darklight > i found cookies in TWO dark corners.....and behind the cereal box in the top cupboard
Byrn Daar > Damn... I spean HOURS looking for those! The ceareal box Eh?
Kayne Darklight > yep, the weetabix box, one of the big ones
Byrn Daar > Damnit, you're a better man than I!
Kayne Darklight > amazing what can be hidden behind those
Kayne Darklight > i have `advanced cookie detection` at level V, and `chocolate chip specialisation IV`
Byrn Daar > hmm... so that's why my Confectionary cloacking device didn't work
Kayne Darklight > yep, your nasal sensor dampening isn`t strong enough
* Byrn Daar starts training advaned covert cookery
Kayne Darklight > make sure you use tech II ingredients
Kayne Darklight > i found cookies in TWO dark corners.....and behind the cereal box in the top cupboard
Byrn Daar > Damn... I spean HOURS looking for those! The ceareal box Eh?
Kayne Darklight > yep, the weetabix box, one of the big ones
Byrn Daar > Damnit, you're a better man than I!
Kayne Darklight > amazing what can be hidden behind those
Kayne Darklight > i have `advanced cookie detection` at level V, and `chocolate chip specialisation IV`
Byrn Daar > hmm... so that's why my Confectionary cloacking device didn't work
Kayne Darklight > yep, your nasal sensor dampening isn`t strong enough
* Byrn Daar starts training advaned covert cookery
Kayne Darklight > make sure you use tech II ingredients
Engrish > gezz...look at my nick name...do you think i can spell properly?
Gangus > speaking of livestock
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Seth Quantix > anyone got any jokes please?
Seldarine > huzzah federation
Seth Quantix > lmao
Seth Quantix > like it :)
Seldarine > huzzah federation
Seth Quantix > lmao
Seth Quantix > like it :)
Timothy McKenzie > mining ice - 99% chatting, 1% warping
Zahiir Halar > 98% chatting
Zahiir Halar > 1% warping
Zahiir Halar > 1% sheer terror
Zahiir Halar > 98% chatting
Zahiir Halar > 1% warping
Zahiir Halar > 1% sheer terror
De FENS > lol my browser says the ASCN homepage is a phishing site
(iT) cause like the wife said it was time for bed
(iT) so I said
(iT) "don't get all emo"
(iT) and she said "what is emo"
(iT) and I told her
(iT) she said
(iT) "I HATE EVE and I HATE BOB"
(iT) so I said "are you ASCN"
(iT) she left hte room o/
(iT) so I said
(iT) "don't get all emo"
(iT) and she said "what is emo"
(iT) and I told her
(iT) she said
(iT) "I HATE EVE and I HATE BOB"
(iT) so I said "are you ASCN"
(iT) she left hte room o/
* Talon`dor|Work comforts Superbeasts snake
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<Talon`dor|Work> fuck
<Talon`dor|Work> umm..
<Talon`dor|Work> er
<Talon`dor|Work> fuck
<Talon`dor|Work> umm..
Jouni Kalmar > ok ta kal
Luigi Thirty > ta kal?
Jouni Kalmar > ta as in thanks, kal as in kalishikov
Jouni Kalmar > /emote stabs luigi
Jouni Kalmar > u just defeated my abreviations
Luigi Thirty > your tlas are doa
Jouni Kalmar > ?
Luigi Thirty > FINISH HIM
Luigi Thirty > /emote stabs Jouni and rips his spine out with his awesome abbreviations
Jouni Kalmar > i'm in a moros
Jouni Kalmar > u have got nothing
Luigi Thirty > i have a ferox
PLZI > as my professional opinion, I'd say you both have brain damage.
Luigi Thirty > ta kal?
Jouni Kalmar > ta as in thanks, kal as in kalishikov
Jouni Kalmar > /emote stabs luigi
Jouni Kalmar > u just defeated my abreviations
Luigi Thirty > your tlas are doa
Jouni Kalmar > ?
Luigi Thirty > FINISH HIM
Luigi Thirty > /emote stabs Jouni and rips his spine out with his awesome abbreviations
Jouni Kalmar > i'm in a moros
Jouni Kalmar > u have got nothing
Luigi Thirty > i have a ferox
PLZI > as my professional opinion, I'd say you both have brain damage.
Jirid > Brynn - the newbie weapon uses love and understanding as ammo, which is why it has the destructive power and range of a hug. You don't need charges for it.