Byrn Daar > I bet you didn't find the cookies hidden in the dark corner tho...
Kayne Darklight > i found cookies in TWO dark corners.....and behind the cereal box in the top cupboard
Byrn Daar > Damn... I spean HOURS looking for those! The ceareal box Eh?
Kayne Darklight > yep, the weetabix box, one of the big ones
Byrn Daar > Damnit, you're a better man than I!
Kayne Darklight > amazing what can be hidden behind those
Kayne Darklight > i have `advanced cookie detection` at level V, and `chocolate chip specialisation IV`
Byrn Daar > hmm... so that's why my Confectionary cloacking device didn't work
Kayne Darklight > yep, your nasal sensor dampening isn`t strong enough
* Byrn Daar starts training advaned covert cookery
Kayne Darklight > make sure you use tech II ingredients
Kayne Darklight > i found cookies in TWO dark corners.....and behind the cereal box in the top cupboard
Byrn Daar > Damn... I spean HOURS looking for those! The ceareal box Eh?
Kayne Darklight > yep, the weetabix box, one of the big ones
Byrn Daar > Damnit, you're a better man than I!
Kayne Darklight > amazing what can be hidden behind those
Kayne Darklight > i have `advanced cookie detection` at level V, and `chocolate chip specialisation IV`
Byrn Daar > hmm... so that's why my Confectionary cloacking device didn't work
Kayne Darklight > yep, your nasal sensor dampening isn`t strong enough
* Byrn Daar starts training advaned covert cookery
Kayne Darklight > make sure you use tech II ingredients
Pocurk > i just have no clue about this technical stuff, so like the little girl i am, i try and derail the topic to be more about me :)
Bado Sten > lol
Shinzann > /emote thinks he just found another omgrawr quote
Pocurk > baaah
Pocurk > i want royalties
Pocurk > no one is gonne be allowed to gigle at my expence unless i profit from it !
Shinzann > I can call you Princess if you like
Bado Sten > lol
Shinzann > /emote thinks he just found another omgrawr quote
Pocurk > baaah
Pocurk > i want royalties
Pocurk > no one is gonne be allowed to gigle at my expence unless i profit from it !
Shinzann > I can call you Princess if you like
Gangus > speaking of livestock
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Lupi Langly > 2006.09.01 02:12:22 combat Pure Cream perfectly strikes Lactos Intollerance, wrecking Guts for half the day.
Viktor True > /emote laughs
Viktor True > You know, if you use a Lactase Enzyme Hardener, you'll greatly lessen the effect
Viktor True > /emote laughs
Viktor True > You know, if you use a Lactase Enzyme Hardener, you'll greatly lessen the effect
Horatio Starkiller > ooOO just realised I'm 3 years old now
Horatio Starkiller > t'was my birthday on monday
Alasse Cuthalion > wow, you sound a lot older on ts tbh
Horatio Starkiller > t'was my birthday on monday
Alasse Cuthalion > wow, you sound a lot older on ts tbh
Tamora > so mirel
Tamora > plz die
Tamora > kthx
mirel yirrin > /emote ends self with emoKnife 5000™
mirel yirrin > buy one now at www.tamorasemopalace.gay
Tamora > self ending sale - ends as soon as you do
mirel yirrin > Buy "How to write a Emo Poem about killing your family" and get a free Suicide note! - now only 29.99!!
mirel yirrin > Buy 4 bottles of Black masacara and get a 5th free!
mirel yirrin > now 20% off Razor blades!
Tamora > mirel i wish my lawn was emo - then it would cut itself
mirel yirrin > Now it can!
mirel yirrin > With EmoLawn!
Tamora > plz die
Tamora > kthx
mirel yirrin > /emote ends self with emoKnife 5000™
mirel yirrin > buy one now at www.tamorasemopalace.gay
Tamora > self ending sale - ends as soon as you do
mirel yirrin > Buy "How to write a Emo Poem about killing your family" and get a free Suicide note! - now only 29.99!!
mirel yirrin > Buy 4 bottles of Black masacara and get a 5th free!
mirel yirrin > now 20% off Razor blades!
Tamora > mirel i wish my lawn was emo - then it would cut itself
mirel yirrin > Now it can!
mirel yirrin > With EmoLawn!
Timothy McKenzie > mining ice - 99% chatting, 1% warping
Zahiir Halar > 98% chatting
Zahiir Halar > 1% warping
Zahiir Halar > 1% sheer terror
Zahiir Halar > 98% chatting
Zahiir Halar > 1% warping
Zahiir Halar > 1% sheer terror
Tamora > thats my pic in RL
Chrony > evening
Spikum > You have such big tits?
Spikum > Can i touch them?
Tamora > i kno
Tamora > yes
Spikum > great
OzaLoni > shout when your down with the bms silvero
Tamora quivers
Spikum > do you have a weiner as well?
Tamora > yep
Spikum > hmmm
Spikum > still
Spikum touches Tamora
Tamora > mmmmmm
Tamora > hawt
Chrony > evening
Spikum > You have such big tits?
Spikum > Can i touch them?
Tamora > i kno
Tamora > yes
Spikum > great
OzaLoni > shout when your down with the bms silvero
Tamora quivers
Spikum > do you have a weiner as well?
Tamora > yep
Spikum > hmmm
Spikum > still
Spikum touches Tamora
Tamora > mmmmmm
Tamora > hawt
Par'Gellen > I want a soccer ball named Wilson :(
Subspace000 > would you settle for a dud missle head?
Par'Gellen > as long as you draw a face on it first
Subspace000 > /emote draws a face on it (a smily one and a frowny one on the other side) for Par, then hands it to him.
Par'Gellen > o/
Par'Gellen > /emote puts it in the co-pilot seat
Par'Gellen > /emote turns it so the smiley face is showing
Par'Gellen > /emote tries to feed bacon to Wilson. "Nummy nummy mmmmm" *makes eating sounds*
Subspace000 > would you settle for a dud missle head?
Par'Gellen > as long as you draw a face on it first
Subspace000 > /emote draws a face on it (a smily one and a frowny one on the other side) for Par, then hands it to him.
Par'Gellen > o/
Par'Gellen > /emote puts it in the co-pilot seat
Par'Gellen > /emote turns it so the smiley face is showing
Par'Gellen > /emote tries to feed bacon to Wilson. "Nummy nummy mmmmm" *makes eating sounds*
De FENS > lol my browser says the ASCN homepage is a phishing site