Fatwatai > Genetically Enhanced Livestock is heavy.
Khellias > ...
Khellias > ...Where's the beef?
Khellias > /emote shoots himself for that.
Fatwatai > "Where's the beef?" "In a test tube."
Khellias > Mmm, synthetic beef.
Khellias > Just like Mom used to grow in the downstairs lab.
Khellias > ...
Khellias > ...Where's the beef?
Khellias > /emote shoots himself for that.
Fatwatai > "Where's the beef?" "In a test tube."
Khellias > Mmm, synthetic beef.
Khellias > Just like Mom used to grow in the downstairs lab.
Quiggs McAlliryme > Coffee, two-part question, I subscribed for EVE because a Mormon friend of mine told me that if I take 20 stargates in a row in low security zones without getting killed, I'll find God, is this true? If not, can I get my money back?
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
<Ehronn> omg Iran nuked Iceland! something about orethieves
Doekoe > bah stupid maintenance messed up my training schedule :S
Marcel Rhodes > tell me about it :P
Josti > I thought he just did.
Marcel Rhodes > it's a figure of speech, Josti
Josti > tell me about it.
Marcel Rhodes > touche
Doekoe > lawl
Marcel Rhodes > tell me about it :P
Josti > I thought he just did.
Marcel Rhodes > it's a figure of speech, Josti
Josti > tell me about it.
Marcel Rhodes > touche
Doekoe > lawl
<wizzard66> how u today?
<Throdax> goo good
<Throdax> but sad
<Throdax> my wife thinks I look like david hasselhof :(
<wizzard66> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHA
<Throdax> goo good
<Throdax> but sad
<Throdax> my wife thinks I look like david hasselhof :(
<wizzard66> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHA
Azia Burgi > swiss customs are evil though
Azia Burgi > i had accidentally left my 150ml bottle of sunscreen in my hand luggage
Azia Burgi > which i got utterly bollocked for
Fumie Artia > no liquids allowed in US carryons
Azia Burgi > up to 100ml in europe
Cyndial > think it's 3 oz of clear liq
Azia Burgi > i just gave the customs officer the patented Azia Has Been Awake for 36 Hours And Counting look
Cyndial > but it's more or less nothing
Azia Burgi > thats about 100ml then
Azia Burgi > it was Never O'Clock in the morning and i was tired, hungery and tired
Azia Burgi > "stop asking me question ffs"
Azia Burgi > you know?
Fumie Artia > heh
Fumie Artia > at least you do't have to take off your shoes
Azia Burgi > i did
Fumie Artia > oh
Fumie Artia > I hate getting my socks dirty
Azia Burgi > going, coming home they just saw me giving the guy evils and left me alone
Fumie Artia > /emote likes white socks
Azia Burgi > anyway my issue was that after confiscating my sunscreen other peoples medicenes etc they lead you into a shop where you could buy 70% proof alcohol (highly flammable) and fucking swiss army knives with blades over 6" long!
Fumie Artia > heh
Cyndial > but they can make money off of that
Azia Burgi > lets not even mention the complimentary box of swissair matches they give you mid non-smoking flight!
Azia Burgi > i mean, wtf???
ManaLiz > lol
Azia Burgi > the stewardess just gave me the "stfu you crazy brit" look when i queried the sense in giving away matches mid-flight
Azia Burgi > i had accidentally left my 150ml bottle of sunscreen in my hand luggage
Azia Burgi > which i got utterly bollocked for
Fumie Artia > no liquids allowed in US carryons
Azia Burgi > up to 100ml in europe
Cyndial > think it's 3 oz of clear liq
Azia Burgi > i just gave the customs officer the patented Azia Has Been Awake for 36 Hours And Counting look
Cyndial > but it's more or less nothing
Azia Burgi > thats about 100ml then
Azia Burgi > it was Never O'Clock in the morning and i was tired, hungery and tired
Azia Burgi > "stop asking me question ffs"
Azia Burgi > you know?
Fumie Artia > heh
Fumie Artia > at least you do't have to take off your shoes
Azia Burgi > i did
Fumie Artia > oh
Fumie Artia > I hate getting my socks dirty
Azia Burgi > going, coming home they just saw me giving the guy evils and left me alone
Fumie Artia > /emote likes white socks
Azia Burgi > anyway my issue was that after confiscating my sunscreen other peoples medicenes etc they lead you into a shop where you could buy 70% proof alcohol (highly flammable) and fucking swiss army knives with blades over 6" long!
Fumie Artia > heh
Cyndial > but they can make money off of that
Azia Burgi > lets not even mention the complimentary box of swissair matches they give you mid non-smoking flight!
Azia Burgi > i mean, wtf???
ManaLiz > lol
Azia Burgi > the stewardess just gave me the "stfu you crazy brit" look when i queried the sense in giving away matches mid-flight
Cyber Blue > perhaps disable the uac then try to install halo 2
Teyrala > better idea - disable uac completely
Teyrala > best idea - uninstall vista, then do 4 or 5 low level formats to make sure :)
Teyrala > better idea - disable uac completely
Teyrala > best idea - uninstall vista, then do 4 or 5 low level formats to make sure :)
* Sprak has joined #eve-online
<HellGremlin> :l
<Sprak> HELLO
<HellGremlin> HI
<jaska> MR CAPSLOCK
<Sprak> HOW ARE YOU
<HellGremlin> WELCOME TO INTERNET
<Kusachiho> Hello
<Sprak> THANK YOU
<HellGremlin> HAVE E-COOKIE
* HellGremlin offer E-COOKIE
* Sprak take E-COOKIE
* Sprak COOKIE MONSTER YUM YUM
<HellGremlin> IT GOOD YES?
* ZaKma has joined #eve-online
<Sprak> IT IS DELECTABLE
<HellGremlin> PAY WITH MASTERCARD ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
<Sprak> I HAVE ONLY VISA
<HellGremlin> DEATH SQUAD DISPATCHED
<Sprak> WHO COULD BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
<Sprak> WHAT THE FUCK
<HellGremlin> O HI IT IS US DEATH SQUAD
<HellGremlin> WE WILL APPLY YOU DEATH NOW
* Sprak has quit IRC (Quit: FUCK YOU HG DEATHSQUAD)
<HellGremlin> :l
<Sprak> HELLO
<HellGremlin> HI
<jaska> MR CAPSLOCK
<Sprak> HOW ARE YOU
<HellGremlin> WELCOME TO INTERNET
<Kusachiho> Hello
<Sprak> THANK YOU
<HellGremlin> HAVE E-COOKIE
* HellGremlin offer E-COOKIE
* Sprak take E-COOKIE
* Sprak COOKIE MONSTER YUM YUM
<HellGremlin> IT GOOD YES?
* ZaKma has joined #eve-online
<Sprak> IT IS DELECTABLE
<HellGremlin> PAY WITH MASTERCARD ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
<Sprak> I HAVE ONLY VISA
<HellGremlin> DEATH SQUAD DISPATCHED
<Sprak> WHO COULD BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
<Sprak> WHAT THE FUCK
<HellGremlin> O HI IT IS US DEATH SQUAD
<HellGremlin> WE WILL APPLY YOU DEATH NOW
* Sprak has quit IRC (Quit: FUCK YOU HG DEATHSQUAD)
shambley > lol wife just showed me a house she liked on telly - it looked exactly like a front view of a megathron - i showed her the piccy of a megathron - she now hates the house
<Dian> Buxaroo
<Dian> stop shooting mankind
<Sforza> this is no time for personal grudges bux
<Dian> stop shooting mankind
<Sforza> this is no time for personal grudges bux