Friar Kite > were you aware that there is a corporation with an office in our home system called Armageddon Dildos?
Andreus Ixiris > I was not
Andreus Ixiris > Should we ally with them?
Friar Kite > i'm not sure we have need of dildos of that magnitude
Andreus Ixiris > I was not
Andreus Ixiris > Should we ally with them?
Friar Kite > i'm not sure we have need of dildos of that magnitude
MDS1 > I anyone good at anal? for this c5 magnometric site?
MDS1 > Is anyone*
Civ Zomas > Oh man, that's got to go on OMGRAWR.
Mrs Fantastic > lol
Mrs Fantastic > dave, analysis is not a word you want to abbreviate
Civ Zomas > I honestly wouldn't know if anyone here is good at anal.
Poetry > i um... wow.. um yeah that is one hella typo
MDS1 > We need someone that has anal 5
Bethany TwiLight > lol
MDS1 > Analysis*
stefoukk > i have anal 5
Poetry > ask that alien on American Dad i guess.
MDS1 > An anal specialist
Poetry > oh never mind. hrm.. anal 5, give new mean to the term Sisters Core Probe.
MDS1 > Is anyone*
Civ Zomas > Oh man, that's got to go on OMGRAWR.
Mrs Fantastic > lol
Mrs Fantastic > dave, analysis is not a word you want to abbreviate
Civ Zomas > I honestly wouldn't know if anyone here is good at anal.
Poetry > i um... wow.. um yeah that is one hella typo
MDS1 > We need someone that has anal 5
Bethany TwiLight > lol
MDS1 > Analysis*
stefoukk > i have anal 5
Poetry > ask that alien on American Dad i guess.
MDS1 > An anal specialist
Poetry > oh never mind. hrm.. anal 5, give new mean to the term Sisters Core Probe.
<%Klima> Well
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
SmallBrain > I still think bribing CCP is the way to go
Diggertothend > i told you... sending pictures of yourself naked to SoundWave isnt bribery - its stalking
TornSoul > rofl
TornSoul > I woudl call it outright dangerous - I mean.. He might send some back...
Diggertothend > i told you... sending pictures of yourself naked to SoundWave isnt bribery - its stalking
TornSoul > rofl
TornSoul > I woudl call it outright dangerous - I mean.. He might send some back...
Loco Ramos > One kill a day, keeps the carebear away
Par'Gellen > the next minmatarr ship they make should be named Tetanus
<@cougem> at 4am this morning i got a call from another hospital saying they were sending in a patient with a hole in their aorta
<@cougem> which as emergencies go is about 1 level below 'his head has fallen off'
<@cougem> which as emergencies go is about 1 level below 'his head has fallen off'
Num Killer > Row Row Row your boat, underneath the stream. Ha Ha fooled you! I'm a submarine!
Kesper North [tally]: i was in my senior year of college
Kesper North [tally]: and i was at the goth/fetish night at a local bar
Kesper North [tally]: and i walk in, and i see my (sexy petite blonde) advisor in a floor-length PVC dress with her girlfriend
Kesper North [tally]: and i'm like
Kesper North [tally]: OH HI DOCTOR GUESS
Agrajag119: :go on:
Kesper North [tally]: well not much happened after that except she never came back and i got straight A's.
Kesper North [tally]: and i was at the goth/fetish night at a local bar
Kesper North [tally]: and i walk in, and i see my (sexy petite blonde) advisor in a floor-length PVC dress with her girlfriend
Kesper North [tally]: and i'm like
Kesper North [tally]: OH HI DOCTOR GUESS
Agrajag119: :go on:
Kesper North [tally]: well not much happened after that except she never came back and i got straight A's.
tappad [tfn..]: Meh, I'm gonna give poorly tanked hulks a go in isinokka for like 7 catalysts
ereshgikal [tfn..]: hahaha, you count your time in a system in catalysts...not hours?
ereshgikal [tfn..]: hahaha, you count your time in a system in catalysts...not hours?